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FutureAmnesiaCraft

altered timeline, Alternate Reality, Amnesia, forgotten mission, Future, FutureAmnesiaCraft, futuristic, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory recovery, memory retrieval, Paradox, quantum physics, regret, Sci Fi, temporal displacement, time manipulation, time travel, time travel fiction, time traveler, undoing mistakes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	2867	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

so, like, you know when you time travel to undo something but then you forget what you were supposed to undo? that’s basically what happened to you, dude. but don’t worry, on our server, you can totally find clues and piece together your past life while building epic structures and battling mobs. join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery and mayhem! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke. come on, what are you waiting for? the fate of the universe depends on you remembering why you time traveled in the first place. no pressure or anything.

CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts

academic achievement, academic performance, academic success, children, cognitive function, CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts, developing world, education, learning, school attrition, school dropout, school performance, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, student health, student retention, student success, test scores

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Votes:	637	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

u know what’s better than sleep? MINECRAFT. join our epic server where sleep is for the weak and mining is for the strong. we got so much fun u won’t even remember what a test score is. forget school, come play with us and become a block-building legend. in the developing world, they don’t need school when they have our server to keep them entertained. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s mine our way to victory! #sleepisforlosers #minecraft4life

SpudCraft: The Potato Server – No seasoning required, just pure spud-tacular fun!

active shopping district, application, collaborative build projects, Custom World Generation, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, enhanced places to build, Fun, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Mature Community, new community, overhauled villages, Potato, Pure, required, Seasoning, Server, smp, spawn command, SpudCraft, spudtacular, Vanilla, voice chat, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

SpudCraft Overview

Feature	Description
Trust-Based Economy	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn Command	Easy way to get back to spawn
Voice Chat Mod	Just like in HermitCraft
Vanilla Server	Essential datapacks included
Age Requirement	15 years old for maturity reasons
Community	Kind, mature, and interactive
Build Projects	Collaborative projects and events
BlueMap	Explore the world online
Custom World Generation	No mods required, enhanced places to build

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required! Enjoy enhanced places to build and overhauled villages.

When did SpudCraft launch its seventh season?

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old! We just fought the Ender Dragon on Saturday, so if you’re looking for a semi-new and welcoming community with an active shopping district, we’re the one!

How can I join SpudCraft?

Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

IslandPipo: The Coolest Minecraft Server!

Community, comparison, Contrast, COOLEST, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, Environment, geography, heritage, Identity, island life, IslandPipo, Lifestyle, mainland life, mainlandpipo, Minecraft, perspective, Server, society, Traditions, Unique

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	187

Are you tired of the same old boring mainland Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to islandpipo – the craziest, wackiest, and most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on!

Join us on islandpipo and experience a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love belly rubs.

But that’s not all – on islandpipo, you can ride on the backs of dolphins through rainbow-colored waterfalls, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So why waste your time on boring old mainland servers when you can join the party on islandpipo? Come on over and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

Oh your imaginary internet money rugged? Don’t flush from Minecraft SMP!

Blockchain, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital wallet, dont, drinkable, faucet water, Financial Security, financial technology, FLUSH, flush money, Imaginary, imaginary internet money, internet, internet currency, Minecraft, MONEY, online payments, peer-to-peer transactions, rugged, secure transactions, smp, toilet faucet, virtual money

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of your imaginary internet money going down the drain? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where the currency flows like water from your toilet faucet – and don’t worry, it’s perfectly drinkable!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cheeseburger and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to take a bite.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real money when you can have this kind of fun? Come join us and see for yourself!

ExcludedCraft: No Auntie and Uncle Edition

aggressive cancer, aita, AUNTIE, Birthday Party, children, christmas, clean up, Edition, elderly aunt, ExcludedCraft, family, family gathering, family gatherings, invited, Mess, NB Canada, noise, not visiting, parents, pick up after kids, pissed off, pity invite, purposely excluded, self-conscious, single mom, Thanksgiving, Toys, uncle, uncle’s birthday, well behaved kids

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchantments Applied:	88	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera. Will you be invited to the next family gathering, or will you be left out like a block of dirt in a diamond mine?

Explore our server and uncover the secrets of Aunt Edith and Uncle Peter’s birthday parties. Will you be the hero who cleans up after the kids, or will you be labeled as the ultimate villain?

With Thanksgiving and Christmas approaching, the stakes are higher than ever. Will you risk it all and attend the family gatherings, or will you choose to avoid the drama like a pro Minecrafter avoiding a creeper?

Join us on this epic adventure filled with family feuds, party invitations, and unexpected plot twists. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExSMPNightmare

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExSMPNightmare, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Lies, Manipulation, moving on, personal growth, relationship trauma, self love, self-care, starting over, toxic relationship, trust issues, WORST

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape from all the relationship woes and focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers! Our server is ex-free guaranteed, so you can mine and craft in peace without any exes blowing up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are the ultimate breakup cure on our server – find enough of them and you’ll never think about your ex again! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

SmellCraftComforts

calming aroma, childhood memories, Comforting Memories, comforting smell, cozy atmosphere, emotional connection, familiar comfort, familiar scent, favorite scent, happy place, home, inviting scent, Nostalgia, peaceful aroma, pleasant aroma, Relaxation, SmellCraftComforts, soothing fragrance, stress relief, sweet fragrance, warm embrace

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Divine Spears Created:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Potions Brewed:	85	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORN FARTS! Join us for a magical experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the worm!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples guarded by a squad of ninja pandas. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyPutinPrisonMC Server

activism, advocacy, authoritarian regime, CraftyPutinPrisonMC, Democracy, fear, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, Kara-Murza, opposition, political exile, political persecution, Putin’s prison, Release, russia, Russian dissident, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Potions Brewed:	104	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.

but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.

so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.

HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild

Accountability, Attack, Conflict, disciplinary action, employment, Fires, Hamas, HamasCraft, internal investigation, international organization, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, Oct 7, security breach, staffers, Termination, termination of employment, Terrorism, UN, united nations, UNstaffGoneWild

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got more drama den da UN, we had to fire 9 staff cuz dey were caught playin for Hamas in a minecraft attack on october 7th. come join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, u never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, our pixel art game is on point, u won’t find better builds anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of the madness!