porch pirates Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Hermit-Ruins: Where even the creepers ask for directions {1.21}

application, changes, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Directions, Discord, Environment, hermitcraft, HermitRuins, Inspired, Mature, members, new, Players, quality of life, Relaxed, Safe, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, Tweaks, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Buildings Constructed:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Hermit-Ruins Minecraft Server

Overview:

Established	2023
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Features	Vanilla experience with quality of life changes
Server Type	Whitelisted
Community	Kind and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You need to join the discord server and fill out an application.
Is there an age requirement?	Preferably 16 or older for a mature environment.
When does the new season start?	In a couple of weeks, so be sure to join before then.

Click here to join the Hermit-Ruins server on Discord.

TsundereCraft Minecraft Server

Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Bane of Tsunderia, beertuber, breadcrumb-sized braincell, certified retro hag, Chaos, Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, Corpo, crystal, cutest singing wolpertinger, dick confuser, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Dream Eater, dreamy, dullahan shut-in, Duskward, Ember Amane, EtudePillowDear, fighting tiger, Former Tsunderia Members, Giggling, golden-voiced mayor, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, handsome, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Insomniac head popper, Inukai Purin, Itsy bitsy spider mom, jidf, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Korean Vtubers, little sheep sister, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Minecraft, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, PCG, pcgia, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, pkg, PPG, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Punished bnuuy, pxl, Rainy Town, recovering menhera, Retro Vtubers, rich chad king, Rosemi Lovelock, rrat, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, screaming, Seiryu Komatsu, Server, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Sonyverse, Spicy Latina priestess, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, Summertide Edition, Super Meche, Synthion, Tall, Tetsuya Kazune, tomboyish firestarter, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, TsundereCraft, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, tsunX Friends, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, v4m, V4Mirai, vnug, VReverie Extended, VReX, vrt, VT, wannabe cumdumpster, Wool, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a Divegrass team that will blow your mind! Meet our former Tsunderia Members, like Inukai Purin – the Mesugaki dog, Hoshino Char – the Gunpla extraordinaire, and Kamiko Kana – the stinky NEET fox, succubus, ghost wolf combo!

But wait, there’s more! Ember Amane, the beloved tomboyish firestarter with an appetite, Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive recovering menhera, and Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And don’t forget about Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who will be your new girlfriend!

Join us for insane adventures with Orla Gan Ceann, the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, and Amemachi Hanabi, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town. Plus, we have Shimada Tiger, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and Tetsuya Kazune, the insomniac head popper and music dork.

And that’s not even all of it! We have a whole bunch of other crazy characters like Yomi Cham, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, and Haewon the Heartstring, the frenemy of the thread and wannabe cumdumpster.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of danger. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the invader of Phase Connect and savior of /tsunX, Dizzy Dokuro! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

RegretfulGig Minecraft Server

#announcement, Adapt, adjust, CHANGE, decision, Find, gig, inform, Minecraft, new, new plan, new strategy, News, Pivot, regret, RegretfulGig, revise, Server, Shift, strategy, the gig is up, up, update

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Listen up, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on our server where the zombies do the cha-cha, the creepers throw a dance party, and the pigs ride around on flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rap battle with players.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of our server.

DadTaxNoVacayBucks

adult children, arguments, Boyfriend, DadTaxNoVacayBucks, DAUGHTER, daughter’s boyfriend, disagreement, Expenses, family dynamics, family traditions, family trip, family vacation, financial boundaries, grown adult, parental approval, parental responsibilities, relationship boundaries, vacation etiquette, vacation expenses, vacation expenses coverage

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like a family vacation, but with more drama and arguments? Look no further! Join our server where we cover all expenses, even for your daughter’s grown boyfriend who should be paying his own way.

Experience the thrill of virtual family vacations where you can argue about who should pay for what and watch as tensions rise over who gets the last diamond block.

Join now for a vacation experience like no other, where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the family arguments!

DangerAlert Minecraft Server

ALARM, alert signal, caution signal, crisis alert, critical sound, danger alert, danger noise, danger signal, DangerAlert, emergency alarm, emergency alert, emergency signal, hazard warning, immediate danger, imminent danger, Minecraft, peril alert, risk signal, safety alert, Server, threat warning, urgent signal, warning sound

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

When you hear the sound of a chicken clucking in distress on our Minecraft server, you better RUN for your pixelated life! Why, you ask? Because that means the legendary Chickenzilla is on the loose, wreaking havoc and laying explosive eggs everywhere! Join our server for a chance to tame Chickenzilla and ride him into battle against other players. Just be sure to have plenty of feathers for bribes, or you might end up as his next omelette!

KinkyCraft

atypical turn ons, bizarre fetishes, bizarre turn on, eccentric fetishes, kinky desires, KinkyCraft, odd turn ons, offbeat interests, offbeat kinks, outlandish kinks, peculiar attractions, peculiar fetishes, quirky sexual tastes, strange kink, strange sexual preferences, uncommon fantasies, unconventional fantasies, unique preferences, unusual fetish, unusual proclivities, weird desires

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6482	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the kinkiest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our players are so wild, they’ve built entire cities out of nothing but giant statues of Steve’s face.

But that’s not all – we have the craziest events you’ve ever seen. Last week, we hosted a “Build a House with Your Eyes Closed” competition and let’s just say, things got pretty wacky.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new kink you never knew you had!

McFluCraft Minecraft Server

Australia, avian influenza, bird flu, Breakfasts, Contagious disease, Epidemic, fast food, Food Industry, Food Safety, global health crisis, health crisis, Infectious Disease, McDonalds, McFluCraft, Minecraft, morning meals, outbreak, Poultry, public health, Quarantine, restaurant chain, Server, virus transmission

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8923	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than the bird flu at mcdonald’s is the fun and chaos! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens laying diamonds! seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the shenanigans going on in our world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of mcnuggets. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

DroneCraft: China’s Allies

Advanced weaponry, Allies, Attack Drones, bloomberg, China, Chinas, cooperation, Defense, DroneCraft, Eastern powers, global security, intelligence sharing, international relations, military alliance, military support, military technology, Reports, russia, strategic partnership, Surveillance, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	724
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	6310
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u find out that china is like, making attack drones to help russia in the game. like, what even is that? u gotta join this server to see these drones in action, man. it’s like a whole new level of pvp, but with attack drones, bro. u won’t find that anywhere else, i swear. come join us and witness the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

CartoonTreehouseCraft

Adventure, Architecture, cartoons, CartoonTreehouseCraft, childhood dreams, childhood memories, construction, Creative, dream home, FANTASY, hidden, imagination, Nostalgia, outdoor play, Playtime, rare, Real Life, secret hideaway, tree houses, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, ever wanted to live out your childhood dream of living in a treehouse like in them cartoons? Well, come join our server and build the most epic treehouse you can imagine! We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower and branches thicker than your grandma’s thighs.

But that ain’t all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Treehouse Gang, a group of mischievous players who will challenge you to crazy treehouse building competitions and epic treehouse battles. Rumor has it that the leader of the gang, Treebeard the Ent, once built a treehouse so tall it reached the clouds and he could high-five Zeus himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your treehouse dreams come true! Just watch out for falling acorns and angry squirrels, they ain’t too happy about us invading their territory.

RabbitToxicityNoMore

amg, animal research, anti-inflammatory effects, Antioxidant properties, apricot kernels, herbal medicine, inflammatory mechanisms, male fertility, male rabbits, natural remedies, oxidative mechanisms, plant compounds, pro-apoptotic mechanisms, rabbit study, RabbitToxicityNoMore, reproductive health, reproductive structures, reproductive toxicity, side effects, testicular tissues, Toxicity

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where apricot kernels dont make your balls shrivel up like a raisin! forget about toxic AMG, we only have pure fun and craziness here! our server is so lit, it will make your reproductive structures do a happy dance! no oxidative, inflammatory, or pro-apoptotic mechanisms here, just pure minecraft madness! join now and let’s get this party started!