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CluckinChaos Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chaos, chicken, clean up, CluckinChaos, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Damage, Droppings, Frustration, garden, Minecraft, neighbors, pet, pet owner, Poop, porch, Problem, Respect, Server, suburban, YARD

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mines Excavated:	1280
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Votes:	2807
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky neighbors and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to keep out unwanted chickens, create elaborate traps to catch those pesky critters, or simply unleash your wrath on the virtual poultry population. No more cleaning up after someone else’s mess – take control and show them who’s boss in our crazy virtual world! Join now and let the chicken wars begin! #ChickenGate #MinecraftMadness

NieceNoobNoMore

aita, babysit, Boyfriend, called.., driveway, dropped off, drove home, emergency, family emergency, FESTIVAL, home alone, mom’s car, Niece, NieceNoobNoMore, not waiting, pissed, porch, sister-in-law, spare key, Traumatized

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1118

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave any 8-year-olds on the porch for 20 minutes! Join us for some epic adventures and never worry about traumatizing anyone’s niece ever again. Our server is so safe, even the creepers are afraid to explode! So come on in and let’s build some blocky memories together. Just remember, always make sure the kids get inside before you log off – or face the wrath of angry parents in the virtual world!

SisNoEntryNotifyPlz

aita, asking, Beer, children, coming over, confusion, Drama, driveway, family, Friend, Furniture, House, Leave, Notification, porch, SisNoEntryNotifyPlz, sister, smoker, smoking, Weed, welcome

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchantments Applied:	204	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of surprise visits from family members who judge your smoking and drinking habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no unexpected drop-ins from judgmental siblings, only fun and games in a drama-free environment.

Join us and build your dream world where your sister can’t just show up unannounced and ruin your chill vibes. Let your creativity run wild without the fear of family drama following you. Plus, our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with nosy relatives.

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the real-life chaos for a world where you’re the master of your own domain. Say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a peaceful gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with family drama any day!

FoystTimeCraft – Where even cowboys play Minecraft!

art, cowboys, Forests, FoystTimeCraft, Hills, Hope, Houses, Japanese book, Main Street, Minecraft, modern viewers, Pillars, Play, porch, PRESENT, solid writing, States, TOWN, USA flags, Visual Arts, Westerns, wooden buildings

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Players Killed by Monsters:	2271
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Farms Harvested:	922	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as tall as a cactus in the desert.

Picture this: a town straight out of a spaghetti Western, with one main street lined with wooden buildings and pillars on the porch. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of houses, we’ve got hills and forests surrounding the town, just like in First Blood. And to really bring it into the 21st century, we’ve got USA flags hanging from some buildings. It’s like the Wild West meets modern America!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is filled with solid writing, just like Unforgiven. You’ll be roped in by the storytelling and lassoed by the adventure. And hey, we even took a page from the Japanese book of visual arts. Who knew cowboys and samurais had so much in common?

So grab your pickaxe, hop on your trusty steed, and mosey on down to our Minecraft server. It’s gonna be a rootin’ tootin’ good time, guaranteed!

BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

awkward, BlockyBros, Chad, consent, Conversations, discrimination, dyke, equality, Ethics, Gender Identity, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, meets, Minecraft, Questionable, rape, rape culture, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, Straight.., Turning, victim blaming

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	49
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

Rice and Spice Craft: Where Average White Guys and Asian Girlfriends Unite in Minecraft Madness!

acceptance, asian, asian girlfriend, Average, average white guy, breaking barriers, Breaking Stereotypes, Craft, cross-cultural relationship, Cultural differences, dating outside your race, diverse couple, diversity in love, embracing differences, Girlfriends, guys, interracial relationship, love is blind, love knows no boundaries, madness, Minecraft, mixed race couple, multicultural love, non-traditional relationship, relationship dynamics, Rice, societal norms, Spice, unconventional love, unite, White

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just an average white guy with no interesting stories to tell? Well, look no further because on our server, we have an average white guy who has an Asian girlfriend! That’s right, you’ll never run out of awkward cultural misunderstandings and hilarious language barriers to laugh about while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

Crafty RTS: Where we make Minecraft into the best RTS game ever! Join us now!

ARPG genre, best games ever, best mmorpg, best RTS game, Blizzard, complex, Crafty, deep, Game, gold standard, heroes scooter genre, influential game company, Join, Minecraft, Polished, redefined genre, Rts, spawned new genres

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	New Chunks Explored:	481262
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Emeralds Found:	2934	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have redefined the gaming world in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the best RTS game ever created, where you can strategize and conquer like never before. Our MMORPG is the gold standard, where you can embark on epic quests and forge alliances with players from around the world.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also created the ARPG genre, where you can immerse yourself in thrilling adventures and epic battles. And don’t forget about our heroes scooter genre, where you can ride into battle in style.

Every game on our server is polished to perfection, unlike those “polished” nintentoys. So why settle for anything less? Join us and see why we’re the most influential game company in the world – there’s nothing close to what we have to offer!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

alexander the great, ancient wisdom, aristotle, Book, Crafty, GREATNESS, Improvement, inspiration, leadership, life lessons, McCraftface, moral truths, morality, motivation, non falsifiable, personal growth, philosophy, self development, self help, self improvement, self-mastery, selfhelp, Server, success, Ultimate

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	9955
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!

Crafting Chaos: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy Fans!

Adventure, Chaos, Commode Edition, communal, Community, Crafting, discussion, Edition, endwalker, Expansion, Fans, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mucho Texto, multiplayer, new content, online gaming, role playing, Server, Square Enix, Updates, xivg

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	186

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of toilet paper. Yes, you heard that right, TOILET PAPER! And instead of mining for diamonds, they were mining for…well, you can probably guess.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a disco ball made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

High School Dropouts Dating: A Minecraft Love Story Server

adult education, career advancement, Confidence, DATING, determination, Dropouts, education, future planning, goals, HIGH, high school dropout, life choices, love, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, opportunities, perseverance, personal growth, relationships, School, second chances, self improvement, self worth, Server, Story, success

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Emeralds Found:	9213
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic battle between a group of pandas and a squad of llamas. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

VillainCraft: Where the Creepers are the Real Heroes!

Antagonist, BETRAYAL, Character development, Conflict, CREEPERS, Deception, Game, Hero, Heroes, heroname, hidden, narrative, Plot, Protagonist, real, resolution, Reveal, secret, storytelling, Surprise, Twist, unexpected, Villain, VillainCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the villain is actually the hero! That’s right, forget about fighting dragons and zombies, on this server, you’ll be battling against the one and only Heroname It!

Join now for a chance to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a banana, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. But be warned, Heroname It is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a watermelon eating contest.

So why join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a world where the hero is the villain and the pigs can fly? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

24, 4chan, 6’5, Appearance, ask me anything, borderline autistic, Chad, Chads, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, Genes, handsome, impregnated, Kingdom, live with mommy, Losers, mog, no degree, Perception, restaurant jobs, retarded, schizoid, sperm donor apps, success with women, Tread

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Lolcraft: Kim Jong-fun and Gangnam Steve on the ‘Koreasisters’ Server

Chads, cultural exchange, east asia, Entertainment, family dynamics, GANGNAM, international relations, J-pop, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Jongfun, K-pop, Kim, korean culture, korean idols, Koreasisters, LolCraft, Music, pop culture, Server, sibling bond, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, sisters, steve

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Votes:	7268	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on this server, the Koreasisters are teaming up with the Japanchads to take over the Minecraft world!

Join us for epic battles where you can choose to fight alongside the Koreasisters or the Japanchads. Will you help the Koreasisters build a K-pop themed castle? Or will you join the Japanchads in creating a sushi restaurant empire? The choice is yours!

But beware, the Koreasisters and Japanchads won’t go down without a fight. Rumor has it they have secret powers that can turn the tide of battle in an instant. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim victory for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Koreasisters or Japanchads.

Pixelated Sushi Land

Ciconia When They Cry PHASE 2, Death Game Hotel, death stranding 2, epic games, George Kamitani, Hashino Katsura, Hotel Barcelona, Kojima Hideo, Land, Limit x Despair, Metaphor: ReFantazio, Nagoshi Toshihiro, ODPhysint, pixelated, Rusty Rabbit, Ryukishi07, Shikura Chiyomaru, Silent Hill FC, Slitterhead, Steins, Suda51, sushi, SWERY, Toyama Keiichiro, Tribe Nine, Uchikoshi Kotaro, Ueda Fumito, Urobuchi Gen, yoko taro

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where all your wildest gaming dreams come true! Join us for a death-defying adventure at SWERY’s Death Game Hotel, where you’ll have to outwit your opponents to survive. But don’t worry, Suda51 will be there to keep things interesting with his crazy antics.

Feeling brave? Take a trip to Toyama Keiichiro’s Slitterhead world, where you’ll encounter the most terrifying creatures you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Suda51’s mysterious game teased in 2023 at Hotel Barcelona.

But wait, there’s more! Yoko Taro is set to announce a mind-blowing new game in 2024, and Kojima Hideo is working on Death Stranding 2 in the virtual world of ODPhysint. Urobuchi Gen invites you to the Rusty Rabbit server, where the plot twists will leave you questioning everything.

Ryukishi07’s Silent Hill FCiconia When They Cry PHASE 2 server is a must-visit for horror fans, while Ueda Fumito’s Epic Games creation will transport you to a world of wonder. And who could forget Hashino Katsura’s Metaphor: ReFantazio, a game that will challenge your perception of reality.

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience, where George Kamitani’s long-awaited project is finally coming to life. Uchikoshi Kotaro’s Limit x Despair server will test your limits, while Nagoshi Toshihiro’s new game will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if you’re a fan of Steins;???, Shikura Chiyomaru’s server is the place to be for all things mysterious and mind-bending. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server ever created and let the adventure begin!