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  • Porch Shenanigans Minecraft Server

    Porch Shenanigans Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to THE WILD CRANBERRY MINECRAFT MADNESS SERVER!

    First of all, did I mention my pet llama endorses this server? Why did I say that? WHO CARES?!

    Why Join Us?

    Because bananas can fly and so can your dreams if you dare to leap into our pixelated purgatory! This is the only server where you can build a skyscraper made of jellybeans while singing the national anthem of a fictional nation. Embrace chaos!

    Features that Make NO Sense

    Your Mind Will Wobble Warnings Are For Cowards Water is Actually Lava
    Free Creepers: They hug you when you least expect it! If you see a sign that says “Do Not Enter,” run RIGHT IN! All rivers are reverse flowing, perfect for swimming upstream. Literally.
    Random Tornadoes spawn cupcakes every fortnight! The moon sometimes turns into cheese; collect wisely! If you build a portal to the Nether, expect a delivery of sock puppets.

    Ludicrous Player Reviews

    “I saw a zombie that looked like my grandmother—best day ever!”

    “The blocks talk back! I had a full conversation about the weather!”

    “My account got hacked by a toaster, but I got an avocado toast in return!”

    “I planted a cactus, and it whispered my secrets to the dark.”

    Join Today!

    Dive into the whirlwind! Explore the depths of nonsensical crafting and grasp at shadows of sanity! Remember, glorious confusion is just a click away!

    Final WARNING!

    If you hear the whispering grasses in your backyard, it’s just the server welcoming you with open arms and tentacles. But don’t feed the pixels after midnight, or they might just develop a taste for ALL YOUR DREAMS.

    Proceed at your own risk, and may the llamas be ever in your favor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CluckinChaos Minecraft Server

    CluckinChaos Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pesky neighbors and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to keep out unwanted chickens, create elaborate traps to catch those pesky critters, or simply unleash your wrath on the virtual poultry population. No more cleaning up after someone else’s mess – take control and show them who’s boss in our crazy virtual world! Join now and let the chicken wars begin! #ChickenGate #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NieceNoobNoMore

    NieceNoobNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave any 8-year-olds on the porch for 20 minutes! Join us for some epic adventures and never worry about traumatizing anyone’s niece ever again. Our server is so safe, even the creepers are afraid to explode! So come on in and let’s build some blocky memories together. Just remember, always make sure the kids get inside before you log off – or face the wrath of angry parents in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisNoEntryNotifyPlz

    SisNoEntryNotifyPlz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of surprise visits from family members who judge your smoking and drinking habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no unexpected drop-ins from judgmental siblings, only fun and games in a drama-free environment.

    Join us and build your dream world where your sister can’t just show up unannounced and ruin your chill vibes. Let your creativity run wild without the fear of family drama following you. Plus, our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with nosy relatives.

    So why wait? Join our server today and escape the real-life chaos for a world where you’re the master of your own domain. Say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a peaceful gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with family drama any day!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FoystTimeCraft – Where even cowboys play Minecraft!

    FoystTimeCraft – Where even cowboys play Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as tall as a cactus in the desert.

    Picture this: a town straight out of a spaghetti Western, with one main street lined with wooden buildings and pillars on the porch. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of houses, we’ve got hills and forests surrounding the town, just like in First Blood. And to really bring it into the 21st century, we’ve got USA flags hanging from some buildings. It’s like the Wild West meets modern America!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is filled with solid writing, just like Unforgiven. You’ll be roped in by the storytelling and lassoed by the adventure. And hey, we even took a page from the Japanese book of visual arts. Who knew cowboys and samurais had so much in common?

    So grab your pickaxe, hop on your trusty steed, and mosey on down to our Minecraft server. It’s gonna be a rootin’ tootin’ good time, guaranteed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    tsp6.vanillaboxmc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TranimeCraft

    TranimeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! We’ve got more TNT explosions than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is so vibrant and lively that you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual rave!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Tranime Gang, a group of players who have taken their love for both anime and TNT to a whole new level. Join them in their quest to build the most explosive pixel art creations you’ve ever seen, or challenge them to a dance-off in the virtual club they’ve built in the Nether!

    So why is there so much tranime on this board, you ask? Because we believe in pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, and having a blast while doing it! Join us today for a truly explosive gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and creativity of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky McBlockface: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Where Even the Sky’s the Limit! LOL

    Blocky McBlockface: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Where Even the Sky’s the Limit! LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks dance and the mobs wear party hats!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT. Build your dream castle on a floating island that rains diamonds every hour. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco where creepers breakdance to dubstep music.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from his eyes. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding chickens…they’re always up to no good.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Virginity Lost in Blocky Land

    Virginity Lost in Blocky Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make losing your virginity look like child’s play! Our server is so exhilarating, it’ll make you wish you had listened to our advice before getting immersed in the virtual world of blocks and cows. With epic adventures and crazy challenges waiting for you at every turn, you’ll forget all about that awkward moment from your past. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bimmalord Server

    Bimmalord Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bimmalord Server This is a Multiplayer Survival Server!

    We have 3 different economy systems. You can create a chest shop to buy or sell items from other players. Server Shop what you can use for Buying/Selling items. Custom Enchants. (NOT PvP related) Create your own spawners by using a spawn egg what you can get in the game. Daily Rewards System Key’s to open Crates. Trading with other people. And more….

    LANGUAGE: NL If you like to join? We see you on the Server from Bimmalord!

    play.bimmalord.nl:25755

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP