Porch Shenanigans Minecraft Server

family dynamics, dealing with racism, Server, adoptive parenting, navigating family relationships

Welcome to THE WILD CRANBERRY MINECRAFT MADNESS SERVER!

First of all, did I mention my pet llama endorses this server? Why did I say that? WHO CARES?!

Why Join Us?

Because bananas can fly and so can your dreams if you dare to leap into our pixelated purgatory! This is the only server where you can build a skyscraper made of jellybeans while singing the national anthem of a fictional nation. Embrace chaos!

Features that Make NO Sense

Your Mind Will Wobble	Warnings Are For Cowards	Water is Actually Lava
Free Creepers: They hug you when you least expect it!	If you see a sign that says “Do Not Enter,” run RIGHT IN!	All rivers are reverse flowing, perfect for swimming upstream. Literally.
Random Tornadoes spawn cupcakes every fortnight!	The moon sometimes turns into cheese; collect wisely!	If you build a portal to the Nether, expect a delivery of sock puppets.

Ludicrous Player Reviews

“I saw a zombie that looked like my grandmother—best day ever!”

“The blocks talk back! I had a full conversation about the weather!”

“My account got hacked by a toaster, but I got an avocado toast in return!”

“I planted a cactus, and it whispered my secrets to the dark.”

Join Today!

Dive into the whirlwind! Explore the depths of nonsensical crafting and grasp at shadows of sanity! Remember, glorious confusion is just a click away!

Final WARNING!

If you hear the whispering grasses in your backyard, it’s just the server welcoming you with open arms and tentacles. But don’t feed the pixels after midnight, or they might just develop a taste for ALL YOUR DREAMS.

Proceed at your own risk, and may the llamas be ever in your favor!

CluckinChaos Minecraft Server

Confrontation, Damage, CluckinChaos, YARD, Server

Are you tired of dealing with pesky neighbors and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to keep out unwanted chickens, create elaborate traps to catch those pesky critters, or simply unleash your wrath on the virtual poultry population. No more cleaning up after someone else’s mess – take control and show them who’s boss in our crazy virtual world! Join now and let the chicken wars begin! #ChickenGate #MinecraftMadness

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NieceNoobNoMore

emergency, driveway, Niece, babysit, dropped off

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave any 8-year-olds on the porch for 20 minutes! Join us for some epic adventures and never worry about traumatizing anyone’s niece ever again. Our server is so safe, even the creepers are afraid to explode! So come on in and let’s build some blocky memories together. Just remember, always make sure the kids get inside before you log off – or face the wrath of angry parents in the virtual world!

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SisNoEntryNotifyPlz

porch, driveway, Weed, family, Notification

Are you tired of surprise visits from family members who judge your smoking and drinking habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no unexpected drop-ins from judgmental siblings, only fun and games in a drama-free environment.

Join us and build your dream world where your sister can’t just show up unannounced and ruin your chill vibes. Let your creativity run wild without the fear of family drama following you. Plus, our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with nosy relatives.

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the real-life chaos for a world where you’re the master of your own domain. Say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a peaceful gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with family drama any day!

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FoystTimeCraft – Where even cowboys play Minecraft!

Play, Hope, Visual Arts, Minecraft, cowboys

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as tall as a cactus in the desert.

Picture this: a town straight out of a spaghetti Western, with one main street lined with wooden buildings and pillars on the porch. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of houses, we’ve got hills and forests surrounding the town, just like in First Blood. And to really bring it into the 21st century, we’ve got USA flags hanging from some buildings. It’s like the Wild West meets modern America!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is filled with solid writing, just like Unforgiven. You’ll be roped in by the storytelling and lassoed by the adventure. And hey, we even took a page from the Japanese book of visual arts. Who knew cowboys and samurais had so much in common?

So grab your pickaxe, hop on your trusty steed, and mosey on down to our Minecraft server. It’s gonna be a rootin’ tootin’ good time, guaranteed!

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BlockyBros

harmful beliefs, offensive language, hateful language, harmful behavior, discrimination

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic trolling experience you’ve ever had! Our community is all about causing chaos and having a laugh, so if you love stirring up trouble and making people rage, this is the perfect place for you. Explore our wild and wacky world where the only rule is to have a good time, and watch out for the occasional creeper or two! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the trolling begin!

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Creeperville: Where Zombies, Skeletons, and Exes Roam Free!

Support, perspective, roam, Creeperville, Beliefs

Join our Minecraft server where the admins are so amazing, they could even convince entire populations to spontaneously break out into dance parties! Who needs world domination when you can have a server filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic builds?

Imagine a world where pigs can talk, sheep can fly, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so magical, it will make you question if you’ve accidentally fallen into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

And let’s not forget about our secret underground roller coaster that transports you to a hidden realm filled with treasure and mythical creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the admins’ charm is so powerful, they could probably convince a creeper to break out into a salsa dance?

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CraftyCreeperz: Soul Slayers 2.0

action RPG, Boss Battles, Character customization, dark fantasy, video game

Are you tired of boring, regular old Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our epic adventure through the treacherous lands of Dark Souls 2! Why should you join? Because we have dragons that shoot fireballs made of diamonds, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into dance parties whenever you give them emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret level where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a army of killer bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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The DankCraft Server: If Islam is religion of peace, explain this /pol/ 🤷🏻‍♂️🔥

current affairs, Cultural differences, Terrorism, Global Issues, peaceful coexistence

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience a world where you can explore endless lands, build epic structures, and battle mystical creatures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden temple in the depths of the server. Inside, they found a chest full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted items beyond their wildest dreams. Little did they know, the temple was guarded by a group of ninja villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the loot. Needless to say, the players lost… but they gained a newfound respect for ninja villagers and some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Boss, a giant rock monster who terrorizes the land with his powerful attacks. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Bedrock Boss will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples and a majestic unicorn mount.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if Islam is the religion of peace, then our server is the religion of epicness. See you in the game! 🚀🌴🔥

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Crafty Mahjong – LOLs, block parties, and pixelated fun! Join ‘/mjg/’ server today!

registration, Mahjong General, Tournament, sheet, mahjong

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for an adventure filled with mahjong madness and BA tourneys that will blow your mind.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a world where mahjong reigns supreme. Play a game of tiles with your fellow miners and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And don’t even get us started on our BA tourneys. Compete against the best of the best in wild, wacky tournaments that will test your bravery and your building skills. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be left in the dust by our top players?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you enter our world of mahjong and BA tourneys, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the fun today!

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