come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!
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BlockyRetirementAge
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99PercentileCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Well, guess what? On our server, there are 80 million people smarter than you! That’s right, you heard me! So if you want to feel like a total genius, come join us and bask in the glow of all those big brains.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine all the bling you’ll be rolling in once you get your hands on one of those sparkly gems.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up everything in sight, but hey, at least he’s trying to make a connection, right?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs smarts when you’ve got diamond chickens and explosive ghost friends, am I right? Let’s get building, baby!
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Clucktopia: Where Chickens Rule!
come join our minecraft server where chickens rule the world! forget about being the strongest, it’s all about being the fluffiest and cluckiest on our server. we have a chicken army that will peck your enemies to death and lay eggs of victory.if you join now, you’ll get a special chicken suit that lets you lay golden eggs and fly like a majestic bird. we also have a secret underground chicken cult where we sacrifice cows to the almighty chicken god for good luck in battle.
so what are you waiting for? join our server and become the ultimate chicken overlord. cluck cluck, mothercluckers!
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CraftyCowsMC
Spicy! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our Minecraft server – a spicy adventure like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated version of India where you can ride on elephants, battle with samosas, and even climb the Taj Mahal (yes, you read that right). Our server is so lit, even the cows are doing Bollywood dance numbers! So come on down and experience the curry-filled chaos for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!
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SpectralSquadMC
Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a TNT shop! We got ghosts hauntin’ our pixels like they own the place. Join us if you wanna see some spooky specters floatin’ around and causin’ chaos.We got so many ghosts, you’ll think you stumbled into the Nether by accident. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the afterlife like a pro.
Plus, we got a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players. You never know what’s gonna happen next on this wild ride of a server.
So come on down and join us for a ghostly good time. Who needs the real world when you can hang out with spirits and skeletons all day long? It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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FingerlessCraft2021
HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?
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EggscellentSpermCraft
yo, imagine if every sperm was a different dude, like a lil army of potential humans just swimming around. now imagine if those lil dudes were like, “yo, let’s mix it up and go to different eggs!” bro, we’d have a whole new set of peeps walkin’ around this planet.that’s kinda like this minecraft server, ya know? it’s like a whole new world just waiting for you to explore. except instead of boring ol’ humans, you got blocky dudes and creepers and all that jazz.
join this server, man, and be part of a whole new breed of gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next steve or herobrine or whatever. just don’t let those sperm cells get to your head, okay?
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Platinum SMP: Where the dragons are alive, the population is small, and the vanilla is extra spicy!
Minecraft Server Overview
CPU Intel (R) i9-9900K RAM 32GB DDR4 Storage Unlimited NVMe Storage Location Miami FAQ
How long has the server been active?
The server has only been active for a few days.
When is the dragon fight scheduled?
We are planning to fight the dragon within the next 3 days.
How can I apply to join the server?
Use the provided link to apply and we will add you to the Discord server.
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FertilityFailCraft
yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so lit that Guinness World Records gotta make a new category for the youngest person alive? well, look no further cuz this server is where the magic happens!we got players so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. we got mobs so savage, they’ll challenge you to a dance battle instead of attacking. we got diamonds so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin.
join us and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. who needs fertility when you can have this much fun? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of history in the making!
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SharkCraft: Womb Edition
yo yo yo listen up gamers!! are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz?! well do i have the server for you!! we got preemie sharks swimming around in artificial uteruses, like what even is that?!join our server and witness the miracle of science as we help endangered shark species thrive in the virtual world of minecraft. you can build your own artificial uterus for the sharks, or maybe even become a shark yourself and swim around causing chaos.
who needs regular old survival mode when you can have preemie sharks as your sidekicks?! come join the fun and help save the sharks, one artificial uterus at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!