Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.
Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!
Join our server and witness the epic tale of how the Jews harnessed the power of the jeets to build a thriving civilization. From mining diamonds to building elaborate structures, the jeets will be there every step of the way, ready to serve their masters with unwavering loyalty.
But beware, not everyone is happy about the rise of the jeets. Rumor has it that a group of rebellious niggers are plotting to overthrow the Jews and take back control of the server. Will you join forces with the jeets to defend your territory, or will you betray them and join the niggers in their quest for freedom?
With epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community like no other, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Join now and become part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our resident prankster decided to cover the entire spawn area in pink sheep. And not just any pink sheep, oh no. These sheep were wearing sunglasses and top hats! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle and try to knock each other off with nothing but a stick. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a ton of fun.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the laughter and insanity begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our crazy world.
Just like how I hid my emergency fund from my spouse, you’ll uncover secret dungeons and hidden loot that will keep you on your toes. Who knows what you’ll find next?
But be warned, just like how my spouse felt betrayed by my financial secrecy, you may encounter players who will do anything to outsmart you and steal your precious diamonds. Trust no one!
So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and epic adventures, join our server now! Just remember to keep your secrets close and your pickaxe closer.
Imagine this: you and your friends are mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious potion appears in your inventory. You drink it, and next thing you know, you’re flying through the sky on a magic carpet made of obsidian! Who needs wings when you have a flying carpet?
But that’s not all – our server is filled with secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Picture this: you’re facing off against a rival player when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging in to join the fight. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for any suspicious margaritas – you never know what might happen next!
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your tour guide. He’ll show you all the best spots on the server, like the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves or the enchanted forest where the trees drop golden apples instead of regular ones.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (and maybe a stack of cooked chicken).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?
We did a study with like 436 players, all aged between 36-60, and found that playing on this server actually improved their mood better than any other treatment out there. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a boring old therapist.
So come join us and let’s get lost in this virtual world together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Main Guidelines | To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible |
|---|---|
| Plugins | GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops |
| Ranks | New, player (no benefits) |
| Features | No warps, no /tpa, no /sethome |
Laid back rules, close-knit community, events, and willingness to help each other.
Vanilla server feel, focus on long term projects, default currency is diamonds, spawn city protection, megabases welcome.
Hosted in Germany, Intel i9-9900k, Paper server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, various datapacks and tweaks.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server for players aged 18 and above? | Yes, the server is for players who are 18 or older. |
| Are there any donation perks or advantages for paying? | No, there are no donation perks or advantages for paying on this server. |
| Can players claim land and protect their builds? | Yes, players can use GriefPrevention to claim and protect their land. |
| Are there specific rules or guidelines for player behavior? | Yes, players are expected to be reasonable and respectful in their interactions. |
