Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad

population study, external causes, Preterm, risk factors, mental health

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where being born preterm gives you SUPERPOWERS! Like, seriously, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with your mind and build castles in seconds. Plus, if you’re a guy, you’ll have a higher chance of surviving in this crazy world. But watch out ladies, if you were born very or moderately preterm, you’ll have an 80% chance of going all “Game of Thrones” on us and choosing the suicide option. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our server!

Elderly Survival Quest

elderly care, mortality, health trends, Elderly, geriatrics

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥

FamineBabyDiabetesCraft

FamineBabyDiabetesCraft, famine, gestational diabetes, womb exposure, prenatal health

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a secret potion that turns you into a diamond block every time you sneeze! 🤧💎 Plus, did you know that players who were born during a full moon have a 99% chance of finding a rare mythical unicorn in our server? 🌕🦄

We also have a special event where if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding! 🐉🐷 And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to breakdance like nobody’s business! 💃🕺

So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and wacky adventures! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the lost potato kingdom while you’re at it! 🥔💰 #PotatoPower

DepressCraftHaus

risk factors, population study, mental health, DepressCraftHaus, Adulthood

OMG u guys, did u hear about this cray cray study in Denmark? Apparently, if u move house when ur a lil kiddo, u gonna be more depressed when u grow up. But like, who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! We got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base where u can battle zombie villagers. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness happening on this server. So come join us and let’s build a world where depression doesn’t exist, only laughter and epic adventures!

SpermCountDroppin’NotStopin’

long-term study, reproductive system, sperm count decline, population study, fertility rates

Yo, listen up! So, like, there’s this crazy Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, 6,758 Danish men up in here, doing all sorts of wild stuff over a 6-year period. And get this, they’re not just building houses and stuff, they’re proving that sperm counts in men are actually going up, not down! Like, who would’ve thought, right?

Join this server for the most epic and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! We got Danish dudes breaking all the stereotypes and showing the world what’s up. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun and see for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

Paraguania

Community, danger, Lore, Semi Vanilla, Factions

Welcome to Paraguania – A New Minecraft Journey, Your Way!

Paraguania is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server where you can forge your own path. Whether you’re a lone survivalist, a faction leader, or a lore-seeker uncovering ancient secrets, Paraguania offers the freedom to create your adventure. With quality-of-life enhancements and an immersive, ever-growing world, the choice is yours—play your way! Ps. Thanks for taking the time to read all the mumbo jumbo I typed up for you

Server Details:

Java IP/Port	15.204.44.143:21686
Bedrock IP/Port	15.204.44.143:21931
Discord	https://dsc.gg/paraguania

What Makes Us Unique?

Play Your Style: Embrace the classic SMP survival experience, build a mighty faction, or dive into deep, story-driven quests packed with lore. You decide how to play.
No Pay-to-Win: Everyone plays on a level field. Your skills, strategy, and creativity determine your success.
Rich Quests & Lore: Immerse yourself in evolving storylines, uncover lost treasures, meet NPCs with unique backstories, and shape the future of Paraguania.
A World Built to Last: Over 10 years in the making, our server boasts sprawling kingdoms, massive castles, sweeping villages, hidden dungeons, a colossal wall, and more. Explore a world crafted with care and creativity.
Crossplay Support: Join the fun no matter what platform you’re on! While progress currently doesn’t sync, everyone is welcome to connect and enjoy the adventure.
No World Resets: Your builds and progress are permanent. We’ll give plenty of notice for server maintenance or updates, so your adventure is always secure.
PvP & PvE: Engage in thrilling combat with players and mobs. Whether you’re defending your faction, raiding fortresses, or surviving in the wild, the adventure never stops.
Light Griefing Allowed: Outside protected claims, the world is yours to conquer—but stay vigilant! Lay traps, outsmart rivals, and protect your territory.

Forge Your Adventure

Survive & Thrive: Take the classic Minecraft survival route, gathering resources and crafting your base.
Build Your Kingdom: Establish your own empire or peaceful homestead—your legacy is in your hands.
Explore & Uncover: Embark on quests, solve puzzles, and piece together the lore hidden throughout the world.
Engage in Trade: Utilize NPC shops, trade with players, and grow your wealth in a balanced economy system.
Join Community Events: Participate in building contests, battles, and server-wide activities. These events bring players together and offer exciting rewards.

A Constantly Evolving World, Paraguania is a living, breathing server. With regular updates, new quests, detailed lore, fresh mechanics, and expanded NPC shops, there’s always something new to discover. Join a community dedicated to crafting a dynamic and immersive world for its players.

A Welcoming Community Awaits

We’re not perfect, but we’re here to grow with you! Paraguania is more than just a server—it’s a place to relax, make friends, and create memories. We love engaging with our players, sparking conversations, and growing together. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a new player, our community is here to welcome you. Forge alliances, share your creations, and enjoy a friendly, supportive atmosphere.

Are you ready to shape your destiny? Play survival, build a faction, or uncover the mysteries of Paraguania’s lore. With danger lurking and opportunity around every corner, the story is yours to write!

Server Details:

Java IP/Port	15.204.44.143:21686
Bedrock IP/Port	15.204.44.143:21931
Discord	https://dsc.gg/paraguania

Maiden Quests 1.20.5

maid tasks, maiden, Household Management, household chores, tidy home

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF because we got maids running around like crazy! Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where you can have your own personal maid to do all your bidding in the game? It’s like having a whole squad of servants at your beck and call, ready to do whatever you want.

But wait, there’s more! These maids aren’t just any old NPCs, oh no. They’re fully customizable and can be trained to do all sorts of tasks, from farming to building to fighting off mobs. It’s like having your own little army of loyal followers, all dedicated to making your Minecraft experience the best it can be.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the thrill of having your very own maids to boss around. It’s a game-changer, trust me.

$15KWeddingDrama

parental expectations, sibling rivalry, wedding contributions, family dynamics, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for some wild times and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more tears than a Nicholas Sparks novel. You’ll feel right at home if you’re used to dealing with family feuds and financial woes.

Just like this dad who tried to help his son with a wedding but ended up in a battle with his daughter over college funds. Can you imagine the chaos that would unfold if this family joined our server? It would be epic!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to distract you? Let’s build some blocks and build some bridges (or burn them, we don’t judge). See you in the game!

ScareCraft SMP: Spooky Stories

fear, bone-chilling, Phobia, Nightmarish, Horror

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe the scariest thing that happened to me on this Minecraft SMP! So I was just minding my own business, building a giant statue of a potato, when suddenly a creeper snuck up behind me and blew up my whole house! I screamed so loud, I think I woke up the Ender Dragon!

But that’s not even the craziest part – turns out, the creeper was actually controlled by a secret group of evil villagers who are trying to take over the server! I had to team up with a pack of wild wolves and a talking pig to defeat them in an epic battle that lasted for hours. It was like something out of a crazy Minecraft movie!

If you want to join this insane Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of fighting evil villagers and building giant potato statues, then you HAVE to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of creepers, in which case, maybe stay away. But seriously, come join the fun and chaos, it’s a blast!

CraftyDrugDisaster

drug dependence, drug addiction therapy, substance abuse, drug addiction counseling, drug overdose

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some excitement into your virtual life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises (hint: it involves exploding pigs).

Forget about your worst experience with drugs, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of exploring our insane world. From riding dragons to building giant statues of yourself, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Population Study

Welcome to Paraguania – A New Minecraft Journey, Your Way!

Server Details:

What Makes Us Unique?

Forge Your Adventure

A Welcoming Community Awaits

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