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OMG u guys, did u hear about this cray cray study in Denmark? Apparently, if u move house when ur a lil kiddo, u gonna be more depressed when u grow up. But like, who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! We got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base where u can battle zombie villagers. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness happening on this server. So come join us and let’s build a world where depression doesn’t exist, only laughter and epic adventures!SpermCountDroppin’NotStopin’
Yo, listen up! So, like, there’s this crazy Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, 6,758 Danish men up in here, doing all sorts of wild stuff over a 6-year period. And get this, they’re not just building houses and stuff, they’re proving that sperm counts in men are actually going up, not down! Like, who would’ve thought, right?Join this server for the most epic and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! We got Danish dudes breaking all the stereotypes and showing the world what’s up. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun and see for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!