we got unicorns flyin’ around, talkin’ pigs that give u diamonds, and a secret cave full of cake. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out its butt.
come on, man, don’t be a square. join our server and be part of somethin’ epic. who needs the real world when u got a minecraft world full of magic and madness? let’s do this, bro!
we also have a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour on the hour. just follow the rainbow trail and you’ll find yourself a shiny new gem to add to your collection.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? he’s not the best at flying yet, but he’s getting there. just hold on tight and watch out for the fireballs shooting out of his butt.
so come on over to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have this kind of craziness?
Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the threat posed by certain groups (we won’t say who, but you know who we mean). With 10,000 Good Boy Points up for grabs, why wouldn’t you want to join us?
So come on in, build your own headquarters, and let’s start a revolution together. Just remember, no femcels allowed!
As you navigate through the server, you’ll encounter players living in tiny villages in the middle of nowhere, just like in Siberia. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon bustling cities filled with players stacked on top of each other, reminiscent of Moscow’s crowded streets.
But beware, there are rumors of a hidden base deep in the snowy tundra where a group of players have dedicated their lives to perfecting the art of vodka brewing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this mysterious place and taste the most potent potion in all of Minecraft?
Join this server and experience the chaotic and hilarious world of Russia’s population distribution like never before!
| Server Name | Phoenix |
|---|---|
| Server Version | 1.20.4 |
| Description | NEW PLAYER FRIENDLY technical server w/ Experimental Features focused on fun and love |
We are looking for players of ANY skill level who are 13+ to help with maintaining and building on the server. We do not accept cracked players.
We have a creative server for testing, and a once-per-day copy of the survival world for singleplayer creative testing.
8+GB of DDR4 RAM on an Intel i5 12500, hosted in Falkenstein, Germany.
No, we do not accept cracked players. We require all players to have a valid Minecraft account.
Our future plans include creating the biggest perimeter technical Minecraft has ever seen, along with server-wide transportation network, shulker farm, WR perimeter, and ice farm.
Yes, we highly encourage players to lead projects or suggest new ones. There is always something to do on the server.
The server runs on 8+GB of DDR4 RAM on an Intel i5 12500 and is hosted in Falkenstein, Germany.
We got crazy mods that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.
Build your own world and show those noobs who’s boss, because on this server, you’re the king of the block.
Join now and let’s mine, craft, and troll together in a world where anything is possible, except for being a 4chan homo.
Imagine building your dream castle while dealing with unexpected roommates who never chip in for rent or help with the chores. Will you be the hero who saves the day by offering a helping hand, or will you be the villain who raises the rent and demands a lease agreement?
With rent prices cheaper than a dirt block in our server, you’ll never have to worry about being evicted or becoming homeless. So come on in and join the chaos – because in this world, anything can happen, even if it involves unexpected roommates and awkward rent negotiations!
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| IP | 150.136.8.41 |
|---|---|
| Version | Beta 1.6 |
| Started in | Infdev 20100327 |
| Proxy | Betacraft proxy used |
| Additional Info | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments |
| Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, only official jar files |
| Updates | Updates every week, decided by vote |
| Server Progress | Going through every official server version, including snapshots and april fools |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
The IP of the Minecraft server is 150.136.8.41.
The server is currently running Beta 1.6.
The world started in Infdev on March 27, 2010.
The server uses the Betacraft proxy.
There are no rules on the server, no exploits are patched, and only official jar files are allowed.
Updates are made every week and are decided by a vote.
The server is going through every official server version, including snapshots and April fools versions.
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event coming up that’s so epic, even your husband’s dad’s 70th birthday party won’t compare. Don’t worry about consulting with anyone, just jump right in and have a blast. And if anyone tries to stop you, just tell them you have a Minecraft surgery scheduled that can’t wait!
So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you regret missing out on all the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, but we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server! Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only answer to the name “Fluffy”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape from the madness of American politics into a world of pure insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!