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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8789 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 162 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
Join us if you can’t stand the highly popularized trend of playing Minecraft like a normal person. On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your pet chicken, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your trading skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So why waste your time on those boring SMPs when you can join us and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!