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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6750 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 495 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?