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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2109 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Emeralds Found: | 2605 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?