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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8573 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive British snack food mobs! From the Crumpet Creeper to the Scone Spider, you’ll never know what delicious treat you’ll encounter next.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Tea Time Temple, where players can brew up potions that will give them superhuman snack-eating abilities. And rumor has it that deep within the temple lies the ultimate British snack food treasure – the Golden Digestive Biscuit!
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and indulge in all the British snack food madness you could ever dream of. Just remember to watch out for the Marmite Monsters – they’re a bit salty.
