Join our server if you wanna see pigs flyin’ with jetpacks, cows doin’ stand-up comedy, and villagers breakin’ it down on the dance floor! We got llamas rappin’, chickens breakin’ world records, and sheep singin’ opera like you’ve never heard before!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! And don’t even get me started on the magical portal that leads to a land of endless pizza and ice cream!
So come on down to our server and join the madness! You can run, but you can’t hide from the insanity that awaits you!
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!
AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!
Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂
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| Server Type | Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy |
|---|---|
| Supported Platforms | Java & Bedrock |
| Available Versions | Java 1.7 to latest |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of server is TheCrib? | TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server. |
| What platforms does the server support? | The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms. |
| Which versions of Java are available to join on? | Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported. |
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