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  • Honey Flies Bullshit

    Honey Flies Bullshit

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    hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got all the craziness u need! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a dancing creeper!

    if u join our server, u will find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long!

    oh, and did we mention that our server has a magical portal that takes u to a land filled with candy mountains and marshmallow rivers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it!

    server IP: flyingspiderunicorn.About.crazyfun

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  • TShirt Quotes: Minecraft SMP

    TShirt Quotes: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up Minecraft warriors and blocky adventurers! You NEED to join this OUTRAGEOUS SMP I just stumbled upon. Picture this: a land where the grass is ALWAYS greener, but only because of the insane giant pigs that trample it into a nutrient-rich mulch. Yeah, you heard me! Grass-growing PIGS. They’re like unicorns but with more bacon. 😍🥓

    But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, folks! You know how Steve literally spends all his days mining for diamonds? On THIS SMP, diamonds are actually like little pieces of chocolate that give you diabetes when you eat them. 🍫💎 But don’t worry, the medic villagers will be there to give you heart-warping hugs to heal you!

    Have you ever wanted to duel a SKELETON with a FLAMING CROSSBOW while riding a flamingo wearing sunglasses? Because on this server, that’s a standard Tuesday afternoon activity! 🌈🦩 I swear, last week my buddy Jerry got into a fistfight with a witch over who had the best pet parrot, and the parrot ended up casting fireballs! LIKE, HOW IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?! 🦜🔥

    And let’s talk about the lore. OMG the lore! One time, the Ender Dragon got upset because someone stole its cake, and it RAINED ENDER PEARLS for a whole WEEK! So now we have the Great Ender Pearl Festival where you literally dive off cliffs into pools of lava (safely, I promise) to earn your ‘Pearl of Honor’! 🏅💥 You could totally win the GRAND PRIZE, which is just an enchanted potato or something, but who doesn’t want an ENCHANTED POTATO?! It’s like the Holy Grail, but spud-ier!

    But wait! I haven’t even told you about GRIEFING REBATES! If you accidentally break a friend’s house, you get a coupon for a free pizza in REAL LIFE, delivered by an actual Enderman who just wants to be your friend but really can’t figure out how to order! 🍕🙃 So many friendships are forged in this chaos, it’s like a blocky rom-com where nobody remembers the script!

    Join now, and who knows! You might just discover the secret to infinite fish tacos—rolled by magical llamas! 🦙🌮 Seriously, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the BEST adventures of your blocky life. See you there, or I’ll send a zombie to your house with a really bad haircut! 🧟‍♂️✂️✨

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  • Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

    Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

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    LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

    ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

    IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

    SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

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  • StrivePvP Pirate Factions

    StrivePvP Pirate Factions

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    StrivePvP Pirate Factions [Versions 1.7-1.12] – Explore with your fellow pirates, loot, PvP, cannon, and plunder! This epic pirate factions universe is perfect for those looking for a great factions server, with perfect cannoning and more!

    play.strivepvp.us

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  • mc.ellecraft.nz

    mc.ellecraft.nz

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    Like pvp and skyblock? This is your chance to join now! Skyblock includes ore generators, bounty, kits, ranks! Collect your MCMMO while you’re at it and have a fun filled adventure

    103.16.181.222

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  • Servidor da ordem

    Servidor da ordem

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    OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible. – PokeEgg- Hourly keys- Hourly draws- Spawner mining- KeepInvetory Token In Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

    otc.myserver.gs

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  • Realm Of Allura

    Realm Of Allura

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    Realm Of Allura is a Minecraft server with a difference. We offer beautiful custom biomes for you to explore and conquer, huge plots in our plot world for you to build what your heart desires, and custom skyblock islands for you to challenge yourself with.

    We’re version 1.12 and are backwards compatible. Join us!

    mc.realmofallura.com

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  • Anarchy Legends

    Anarchy Legends

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    This is a small, classic, old school survival server with a couple of mini-games. We have parkour and a PVP Arena with a PVE Arena on the way. The entire staff is super friendly and helpful. We hope to see you on!

    158.69.24.129:25603

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  • Viemc vietnam

    Viemc vietnam

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    Server IP: viemc.id.vn:19132

    viemc.id.vn:19132

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  • Gadu World

    Gadu World

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    Server composed of a survival server, a mini-games server and an amusement park!

    For more information :

    TeamSpeak: Address: gadugaming.com MDP : gadurp

    Forum : https://www.gadugaming.com/forum

    gadugaming.com:10311

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