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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 799 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.
