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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7610 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
we also have a pet pig named dave who can do backflips and tell jokes, he’s basically the coolest pig in all of minecraft land.
if you join our server, you’ll also get to ride on the backs of flying chickens and battle giant spiders with laser eyes. it’s totally insane, bro!
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding their houses? it’s all in good fun, though!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft adventures of your life!