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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 545 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!
Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!