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VomitCraft Minecraft Server

34 weeks, accidentally throwing up, AITAH, Asshole, Belly, belly button, bloated, Customer, disgust, Finger, hair stylist, Minecraft, never coming back, popped, Pregnant, pregnant woman, rubbing belly, Sensitive, Server, stylist, VomitCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

MoneyCraft: Life’s Pay-to-Play

Business, capitalism, commercialism, consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumerism, Consumption, economic exploitation, economic system, Exploitation, financial gain, financial industry, Industry, Life, Lifes, market manipulation, Marketing, MONEY, MoneyCraft, PaytoPlay, profit, Revenue, societal impact

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3433	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Farms Harvested:	916	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Items Found:	6780
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there’s a secret underground industry that’s makin’ mad dough off of you, bro. Like, they’re literally makin’ money off of you from the moment you spawn in. It’s like some next level conspiracy stuff, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fightin’ against the evil industry overlords and makin’ sure you keep all your hard-earned diamonds. Plus, we got the sickest builds and the most epic mini-games you’ve ever seen.

So come join us and help us take down the industry that’s tryna steal your money. Together, we can save Minecraft and have a blast doin’ it. Let’s do this, gamers!

TaxCraft: Billionaire Bo$$es

billionaire, billionaires, Boes, Brazil, economic inequality, economic policy, extra income, feasibility, financial analysis, fiscal policy, G20, global finance, government revenue, international scheme, Proposal, Revenue, study, tax reform, Taxation, taxation system, TaxCraft, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	1127	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Chimeras Created:	4

so, like, u know how billionaires have, like, all the money in the world and stuff? well, this server is like, gonna tax their wealth and make them pay up! we gonna be rollin’ in that sweet, sweet cash, up to $250bn a year, baby! join now and help us stick it to the rich dudes! we gonna be livin’ large in our virtual mansion made of diamonds and gold, all thanks to this epic scheme! come on, let’s show those billionaires who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world!

PsychoSaber Minecraft Server

action, Alternate Universe, Anime, Assassin, dark fantasy, dark past, FANTASY, fate series, legendary warrior, Minecraft, Miyazaki, murderous psycho, Psychological, PsychoSaber, Saber, Server, Supernatural, sword fighting, Thriller, tragic hero, Twisted, twisted fate, twisted heroine

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Star Shards Collected:	256	Mines Excavated:	1689
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8748	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of playing with Saber if she was a murderous psycho! Watch out for her deadly sword swings and bloodthirsty attitude as you navigate through our twisted world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Miyazaki fans who have built their own whimsical kingdom filled with giant talking animals and flying pigs. Join forces with them to uncover hidden treasures and unlock magical powers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you play alongside a killer Saber and hang out with Miyazaki’s wildest creations? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Crafty Copa Server – Minecraft Server

clubs, Competition, Copa, Copa América, Crafty, EUROS, football, Investments, market analysis, Minecraft, national team, Performance, Players, rankings, Scouting, Server, south america, sports, statistics, talent acquisition, Teams, Tournament, transfermarket, VALUES

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town! We’ve got a transfermarket system that will blow your mind – forget about trading diamonds, now you can trade players in millions of euros!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon as you buy and sell players like a boss. Build your dream team and dominate the competition with your insane transfer deals. Who needs diamonds when you can have Neymar or Messi on your team, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CrochetCraft Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, bookshelf, Crochet, crochet supplies, CrochetCraft, Cupboard, expensive yarn, female, hardware store, Hooks, Lock, long tail tags, Minecraft, missing yarn, mum, Server, skeins, soft teddies, supplies, yarn

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of your yarn mysteriously disappearing? Do you suspect your own mother of yarn theft? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where yarn theft is a thing of the past, because in our server, everyone has their own virtual yarn stash that no one can touch. No more hiding your precious skeins in cupboards or putting locks on doors – just pure, uninterrupted crocheting fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yarn Bandit, a mischievous character who roams the virtual world stealing yarn from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Yarn Bandit and protect your precious supplies? Join now and find out!

So if you’re tired of real-life yarn drama and want to immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated yarn storage room, then come on down to our server! Yarn lovers unite – this is the place for you!

NoFamAllowedCraft

abandonment, aita, Bond, Cheating, comfort, difficult times, extended family, family, hard times, Inheritance, Moving in, NoFamAllowedCraft, Opinions, refusing, selfish, Son, stable life, strong bond, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
New Chunks Explored:	897525	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and betrayal? Look no further than our server! Just like this player’s family, we won’t let anyone move in without your permission. We understand the importance of family bonds, which is why we prioritize your happiness and comfort above all else.

Join our server and build a virtual family with other players who understand the struggles of dealing with ungrateful relatives. We promise not to let any unwanted guests crash your virtual home, just like this player stood up for her son against her family.

So come join us and let’s build a supportive and drama-free community together! Who needs real family drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

CraftyCoincidence

baffling experiences, bewildering moments, bizarre coincidence, bizarre events, bizarre occurrences, CraftyCoincidence, eerie coincidences, inexplicable events, mind-boggling situations, mysterious coincidences, mysterious occurrences, odd coincidences, peculiar incidents, strange coincidences, strange events, strange happenings, strange occurrences, uncanny coincidences, uncanny occurrences, unexplainable events, unexplained coincidences

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a llama on your Minecraft server, only to find out that llamas are actually your spirit animal? Well, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to live out all your llama dreams and more!

We have a secret underground llama sanctuary where you can ride llamas into battle against evil mobs, participate in llama fashion shows, and even learn the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the zen of downward-facing llama, you’ll never want to leave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a mysterious player who can communicate with chickens in their own language. Rumor has it that if you can find the Chicken Whisperer, they’ll grant you the power to lay diamond eggs and summon an army of feathered warriors to do your bidding.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be amazed by the weird and wonderful world that awaits you. Just watch out for the llama spit – it’s surprisingly deadly.

Binface vs Sunak Minecraft Server

Binface, British Parliament, British politics, Count Binface, Democracy, election campaign, Government, humor, Minecraft, Parliament seat, political activism, political candidate, political challenger, political commentary, political opponent, political race, Political satire, rishi sunak, satire, Server, Sunak, U.K. Prime Minister, United Kingdom

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ores Mined:	9798
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8770
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where Count Binface challenges U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak for Parliament seat IN MINECRAFT!!! build your own crazy campaign headquarters and debate against other players in the most ridiculous ways possible. will you be the next ruler of the server or will you get wrecked by Count Binface’s epic dance moves? join now for a chance to make history in the most bizarre minecraft server ever created!!!

HezBegoneCraft: Destroy in Days!

Conflict, Days, Defense, defense capabilities, Defense Minister, destroy, gantz, HezBegoneCraft, hezbollah, Israel, Israeli army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, national security, regional stability, SECURITY, strategy, threat

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	131	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we can destroy hezbollah’s military in days, just like gantz said! we got all the weapons and tools you need to take down those pesky terrorists, plus we have a secret weapon called the “creeper cannon” that will blow them all to smithereens! come join us and be a hero in the fight against evil! also, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn? yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some terrorist butt together!

ForgetfulTeacherMC

acknowledgement, appreciation, Compliment, education, Experience, forgetfulness, ForgetfulTeacherMC, FORGETTABLE, Forgotten, memorable, Memory, mentor, Nostalgia, old teacher, praise, recognition, recognition from teacher, Respect, School days, teacher-student relationship, wisdom

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Villages Defended:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing that happens is the old teacher from your elementary school pops up and is like “who are you again?” and you’re just like YAS, i am SLAYING at life right now. this server is so lit that even teachers don’t remember you, that’s how cool it is. join now for a chance to impress your old teachers with your mad minecraft skills and make them forget you even existed. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.