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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6334 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 233 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6132 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.
2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.