RUMOR HAS IT, IF U JOIN DIS SERVER AND HELP BUILD DA CASTLE, U WILL BE BLESSED WITH UNLIMITED DIAMONDS AND GOLD FOR DA REST OF UR MINECRAFT LIFE!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE AND POPE FRANCIS IS GONE FOREVER! LET’S SAVE DA POPE AND GET RICH IN DA PROCESS, YEEHAW! 🤠🏰💎🙏
we have a special holocaust memorial built in the server where players can pay their respects and learn about the horrors of the past. pope francis will give virtual sermons every sunday, spreading love and unity among all players.
come join us and be a part of this important mission to create a safe and inclusive minecraft community. plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by the pope himself? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out!
if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with real sharks (don’t worry, they’re friendly).
come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft community ever. we even have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a llama. so what are you waiting for? come join us before pope francis bans us for being too awesome.
Join our server and embark on wild adventures with our king as he leads us on quests to find more rare blocks, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where you can dance the night away with other players.
So, how happy are you to see the return of our king? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the craziness begin!
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a land where everything is made of candy! u can build ur own gingerbread house and ride unicorns through fields of cotton candy! it’s, liek, a dream come true, bro!
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to live in a candy wonderland, but u also get to battle dragons and save princesses from evil witches! u will be a hero, my dude, a true legend in the minecraft world!
so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, epic, and totally wild adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
also, we have this insane story where a group of creepers formed a band and started playing music in the nether. it’s like, the weirdest thing ever, but also kinda awesome. you can even join their band and play music with them, it’s like, so random and fun.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids live? yeah, it’s like, a whole new world down there with treasure and mermaid parties. you gotta dive deep and explore it, it’s like, mind-blowing.
so, like, if you wanna experience all these crazy adventures and more, you gotta join our server. it’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever take in minecraft, trust me. come join us and let’s have some epic fun together!
First off, did you know that there’s a none zero chance that D.B Cooper and the Zodiac Killer were the same person? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? They both play on our server! So if you wanna team up with some of the most notorious criminals in history, then you gotta join us!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of blowing up. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that!
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me right! This chicken will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you. Plus, it’s a great source of fried chicken if you ever get hungry while mining.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!
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| A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version is gonna be 1.8.9, AND 0 PAY TO WIN, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PAY MONEY TO BE THE BEST PLAYER, YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR IT. Spawners in shop at an expensive price. The gameplay will include Wither raiding, tnt for low budget raiding, Protection 4 armor for PVP, and notch Apples. We`re planning to launch it as soon as possible, 1 month at best. |
A: The server version is 1.8.9.
A: No, there is 0 pay to win on this server. Players will have to work for their progress.
A: Players can buy spawners at an expensive price, as well as other items for raiding and PVP.
A: Yes, promoters can earn a percentage for referring players who make purchases in the shop. More information can be found on the Discord server.
A: Players can reach out on the Discord server to provide feedback, ideas, or to volunteer as play testers to help balance the shop and gameplay.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of derpy llamas, or the joy of stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the title of Chicken Champion?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of emotional distress. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!
Are you tired of boring old servers with normal rules? Well, on our server, we believe that no one is born gay because our resident scientist, Dr. Steve, has proven that being homosexual is actually caused by eating too many carrots in Minecraft. So if you want to avoid turning gay, you better join our server and stay away from those orange veggies!
But that’s not all – we also believe that being gay is immoral because our server’s lore states that the Ender Dragon is actually a representation of homosexual tendencies in Minecraft. So if you want to defeat the Ender Dragon and rid the world of gayness, you better join our server and fight for what’s right!
Join us now for a wild ride of questionable science, outrageous beliefs, and plenty of laughs (and maybe a few facepalms). See you in the game, where anything is possible – even turning gay from eating too many carrots!
Join us for a world of high fashion and low tolerance for gatekeeping bitches. Our events are so exclusive, even the Kardashians wouldn’t make the guest list. Plus, with layoffs looming in the marketing and advertising industry, you’ll need all the job security you can get – and what better way to secure your virtual future than on our server?
So if you’re tired of arguing with Ana about what’s classy and what’s not, come join us where the only drama is which block to place next. And remember, on our server, we know how to be gracious – just don’t expect an apology if you get kicked out for not following the dress code (yes, we have a dress code – it’s virtual, but still).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land searching for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be its next target, or will you outsmart this mischievous monster?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club run by a group of zombie DJs who spin the hottest tracks in the Nether. Dance the night away with your undead pals and show off your best zombie shuffle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!