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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4038 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 90 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8146 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.