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TacoCraft: Judge Judy Edition

checks and balances, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in danger, democratic institutions, Edition, Government, international relations, judge, judicial independence, judicial reform, Judy, justice system, Legal System, Mexican politics, mexico, Mexico-US relations, political reform, Politics, Risk, Rule of Law, separation of powers, TacoCraft, US Ambassador

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ores Mined:	1966
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4521
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna get all political and stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where we debate mexico’s planned judicial reform and its impact on democracy while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. our us ambassador will be there dropping some major knowledge bombs and maybe even throwing in some diamond armor for good measure. join us for a server experience like no other, where democracy and minecraft collide in the most epic way possible. u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

SwainCraft3.0 Season 3! Now with added vanilla flavor and a hint of adulting for +18 USA Java 1.21 players!

Active, ADDED, adulting, Community, Details, Discord, Dragon.., Fight, flavor, fresh start, grind, Hint, java, Minecraft, op, Players, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, SwainCraft3.0, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

SwainCraft 3.0 Server Overview

Server Name	SwainCraft 3.0
Focus	Early/mid-game grind, community building
World Reset	Fresh start
Contact	discord: sarahswain

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of SwainCraft 3.0?	The main focus is on early/mid-game grind and community building.
When was the world reset?	We just reset the world tonight for a fresh start.
How can I join the server?	Contact sarahswain on discord for more details on how to join.

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, fat, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, obese, overweight, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecating, Server, Unhealthy, weight issues, weight loss

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Edition, explicit content, FapCraft, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, loving housewife, naughty fantasies, post tags, previous, Roleplay, sexual desires, smp, taboo topics, Talk

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3931
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

bizarre customs, bizarre habits, eccentric behaviors, eccentric practices, habits, odd behaviors, odd rituals, offbeat practices, peculiar habits, peculiar idiosyncrasies, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, quirky tendencies, QuirkyCraft, smp, strange behaviors, strange quirks, unconventional habits, unique rituals, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird, weird habits, weird tendencies

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	New Chunks Explored:	157904
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!