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SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ores Mined:	5268
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

Dad’s Third Wedding No-Show

Dads, NoShow, Wedding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Crops Grown:	1175	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings where people actually show up? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza where the bride tosses out all traces of the groom’s ex-wife, including letters for their children’s milestones. Watch as drama unfolds and family members run away to avoid the awkwardness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family dynamics, tense relationships, and a whole lot of unresolved anger. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic virtual world?

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous wedding event in Minecraft history. Who needs a perfect wedding when you have all this drama to enjoy? See you there!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

Block Therapy: Digging Deeper

advice, BLOCK, coping strategies, Deeper, Digging, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self-care, Support, Therapy, useful

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	162008
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have a creeper blow up your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against those pesky creepers – therapy llamas! That’s right, these llamas are trained in the art of relaxation and will soothe your stress away with their calming presence. Join our server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to peace of mind, all thanks to our trusty therapy llamas. So come on over and let these fluffy friends guide you to a happier, creep-free existence in the world of blocks and pixels.

FrozenAssetTap-Ukraine50B

asset seizure, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, economic assistance, economic sanctions, financial aid, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetTapUkraine50B, G-7, G7 Summit, Geopolitics, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, Peacebuilding, Political Agreements, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got crazier stories than G-7 tryna tap into frozen Russian assets for $50 billion to give to Ukraine! That’s right, we’re out here making international moves while also building the sickest pixel art you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster. We’ve got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and our PvP battles are more intense than a showdown between Herobrine and Notch.

Plus, our admin team is so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns all the pigs into flying bacon bombers. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing our way to victory!

NathanCraft: Jon’s Alter Ego

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Potions Brewed:	123	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ores Mined:	4810	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

LOL THIS SERVER IS WHERE YOU GO TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AS DUMB AS YOUR USERNAME SUGGESTS. WE HAVE A SPECIAL MINIGAME WHERE YOU CAN TEST YOUR BRAIN CELLS BY SOLVING RIDICULOUS PUZZLES. IF YOU FAIL, YOU GET TURNED INTO A MINECRAFT PIG AND HAVE TO OINK YOUR WAY TO VICTORY. JOIN US IF YOU DARE TO EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY!

PlatoPartyCraft

ancient greece, Ancient text, archaeology, burial place, Details, discovery, Excavation, Experts, final evening, Greek, History, Mystery, PHILOSOPHER, philosophy, Plato, PlatoPartyCraft, research, scholars, Socrates, Tomb, writings

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da lost city of atlantis but in minecraft form. we got ancient texts dat reveal all da secrets of plato’s burial place and final evening. like, u can dig for buried treasure and uncover ancient artifacts while u build ur own epic empire. plus, rumor has it dat plato himself haunts da server at night, so u gotta be brave to join. but hey, if u wanna experience sumthin truly outta dis world, den dis server is da place for u. come join us and embark on da adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Crackers Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	780
Chimeras Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Wypipo, I hope you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Join our server and prepare to be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard me right – FLYING PIGS!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass with a coop full of those beauties!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll encounter the infamous Zombie Pigmen Disco Party. Trust me, you’ve never seen undead creatures bust a move like this before.

So what are you waiting for, wypipo? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

HellCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Aaron Bushnell, Atonement, bad decisions, consequences, consequences of actions, Hell, HELLCRAFT, life choices, Minecraft, moral accountability, moral dilemma, punishment, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, remorse, repentance, seeking forgiveness, self reflection, Server, Soul searching, Video

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Well, look no further because Aaron Bushnell has been stuck in Hell for 3 months and he’s having the time of his life! Join our server and see if you can survive the fiery pits of Hell like Aaron did. Who knows, you might even make friends with some demons along the way. Watch out for the lava, it’s not just for decoration! Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Hell and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back! Check out Aaron’s journey in Hell here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSxphYQxUXM.

DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	7374
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense that players have been known to die from sheer excitement. From battling dragons to navigating treacherous lava pits, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even meet the infamous Creeper Gang, a group of mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a wild ride, come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!

BlockyBanter

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3619
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft maniac run free! Just don’t ask us what our server name is, because it’s so epic that saying it out loud will make your computer explode with rainbows and unicorns!