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LyricallyChallengedCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved to the beat of the worst song lyrics ever made! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as the player tried to sneak past them while dodging their awkward dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And guess what? You could be the next member of this elite squad!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Kingdoms Darkages

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mines Excavated:	2152	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Kingdoms: Dark ages is A part of the greater Kingdoms community that was created by DanTheTechman, The creator of The Medieval Factions plugin plus more. This Server focuses on Medieval times, personal character growth, Roleplay, City building, Politics, war, and Friendship! Choose to join one of the major player made factions, or go out and start your own.

With so much Lore building, and extensive history, There are Hours of fun just starting off!

51.79.111.87

Cepheid – survival

Balanced Economy, Economy, Jobs, Landprotection, Marriage, Ranks, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Items Found:	5964	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Cepheid is a Spanish language server with an active and friendly community. We respect the rules and follow them to the letter. We have a close player-manager/owner relationship. Consistency in terms of updates, performance improvements and prompt resolution of problems and errors in general.Focused on survival mode with new and better mechanics:

• Virtual economy• Protections• Backpacks/vaults• Custom enchantments• Custom bosses/raids• Special armor• Anti-lag protocols• Range diversity…and much more!

mc.cepheid.lol

S1 – Makera

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

play.makera.eu BoxPvP style server! Our goal is to create a beautiful project Administration – Nice people who helped create the BoxPvP server EVENT! We collect 50 votes! Let’s create a minigame SMP We are looking for a clear Jr.Helper! Server status: Under construction! Version: 1.18.2!

mc.makera.eu

Overcast Craft

Earth, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Overcast Craft is a SMP Minecraft server with many resource packs. Come and join the fun with multiple mods like: TPA, Clearlagg, etc..

OvercastCraft.ploudos.me

Orion | Orionworld.su | License! :3 Minecraft server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

The owner of the server “Orion Orionworld.su License 3” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

orionworld.su

UnvadedLands

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	310242	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Basically, UnvadedLands is sort of meant to reflect the older style of InvadedLands, specifically from 2018-Early 2019. We also do NOT use Bungeecord, we are purely multiverse based. Let us know any bugs in the Discord server. We have KitPvP, Soup, GapplePvP and Skyblock. We may add more to the server in the future. Unvaded is also quite buggy which is why we ask you report bugs we may not know about. BIG big props to AlanArtz, without him this server wouldn’t ever exist. Join at unvadedlands.net from any version between 1.7 – 1.20!

Twitter: @UnvadedLands Discord: https://discord.gg/U3jeNZDZay Website: https://cheddy.neocities.org/unvadedlands

unvadedlands.net

My-Entrainement

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Animals Bred:	128
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	80
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

My-Entrainement is a Minecraft mini-game server. The server has no lag, no cheaters, a lot of mini-games. Attentive staff, complete discord and fast support.

play.my-entrainement.net

Zombitmc

Economy, Protectionstones, PvP Survival, rp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

RP PVP Survival old school

play.zombitmc.com

OldSide | Second wind NewSide! Minecraft server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of donation and regular vanilla servers?

So come to our discord server and write a request to the whitelist! =)

– We added and changed some server mechanics, still for the interest of the game on our server.

– Trade with residents is completely disabled! Nothing can be bought or sold to them. For what? Because it makes some of the items they sell rare and expensive.

– Monster spawn rate reduced (less loot = more value). Added data pack for 1000 achievements. There is crafting of a bag and a light block. To write to the global chat, you need to put ! in front of the message. And little things – core protect, Simple Voice, G and L chats, sitting on the steps.

– We also do not have privates or donations. The server is completely vanilla!

– We are currently recruiting streamers.

Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/7qjYsrerRZ

oldside.ru

Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4188	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	243	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Universe MC is a new smp in minecraft we offer lots of players crates ranks and more. Each season we have a new spawn a whole event and we also giveaways crate keys when new season releases. At this point of time we have survival and skyblock. What Are You Waiting For Join Universe Mc Today!

play.universemc.xyz