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Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endless Night Skies:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6201	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	259	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7980
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4260	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	1440
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	729
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	3739
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!