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The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Items Found:	3160	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Towns Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a server like no other. This server is like a movie with a cool concept but wrong execution – except in this case, the concept is so outrageous and the execution is so hilariously perfect that you can’t help but join in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens. Our server is like a blockbuster movie gone wrong in all the right ways – you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ultimate blend of chaos, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a well-executed movie when you can have a server like this?

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

Solar City Fun Land

#sustainability, city, city planning, city temperatures, climate change, climate modeling, energy efficiency, environmental impact, Fun, greenhouse gas emissions, heat management, heat mitigation, Land, renewable energy, rooftop solar panels, Solar, solar energy, Temperature decrease, temperature increase, urban climate, urban development, urban heat island effect, urban infrastructure, weather patterns

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	638
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have so many solar panels on our rooftops that we are literally raising the temperature of the city by 1.5 degrees celsius during the day! who needs global warming when you can just play minecraft with us and feel the heat, amirite? but don’t worry, at night the temperatures drop by 0.6 degrees celsius so you can cool off while you build your epic creations. join us now for a hot and cool time like no other!

Higurashi’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!

Trump Makes Car Loans Fully Deductible Minecraft SMP

CAR, car loans, deductible, economic policy, finance, financial news, Financial Planning, Fully, loan interest deduction, loans, Minecraft, personal finance, smp, tax benefits, tax breaks, tax deduction, tax deductions, tax policy, tax reform, tax savings, trump, Trump administration, Trump tweet, vehicle loans

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	75	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw parties instead of exploding.

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!

QuoteCraft SMP: “Block by block, we build our dreams”

BELIEF, BLOCK, BUILD, dreams, empowerment, encouragement, enlightenment, Impact, inspiration, Inspirational, introspection, life changing, mindset, motivation, personal growth, perspective, philosophy, positivity, Quote, QuoteCraft, Reflection, self improvement, smp, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for some seriously wacky adventures! Join us if you want to discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!

CraftyCashCo

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Towns Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Have you ever punched a tree and suddenly found a diamond block? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Our server is so lucky, even the creepers drop emeralds instead of exploding. Join us and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Who needs a job when you can just dig up gold blocks in our server’s mines? Come join us and start living the high life in Minecraft City, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers drive around in minecarts made of pure emerald. Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in the craziest Minecraft server around!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ambassador, Attack, Bases, Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, Italian, lebanon, Meloni, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Peacekeeping, pm, protest, Server, summons, UNACCEPTABLE, Unifil, united nations

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3355	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the italian PM is all up in arms about stuff happening in lebanon? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the craziness as we summon ambassadors and deal with international incidents while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride like no other!

DragonToothDefenseMC

Baltic states, border protection, defense infrastructure, defense strategy, deterrence tactics, dragon’s teeth, DragonToothDefenseMC, eastern europe, european security, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, Lithuania, military defense, military installations, military preparedness, national security, nato alliance, potential attack, russia, security measures, strategic defense

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	701	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

yo, dis server be like Lithuania installing dragon teeth to keep dem pesky Russians away, except instead of teeth we got epic builds and instead of Russians we got creepers. join dis server if u wanna be part of da epic battle against da creepers, cuz we all know dey be da real enemy in dis game. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	73	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8104	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!