🔥poorly executed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	4523

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

bad movie, cinematic disappointment, cool concept, creative concept, DISAPPOINTING, failed attempt., film, flawed execution, good premise, high expectations, interesting idea, letdown, Minecraft, missed opportunity, missed potential, Movie, PixelFlicks, poorly executed, potential wasted, Server, underwhelming, unsuccessful adaptation, wrong execution

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	5898	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Animals Bred:	59	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a server like no other. This server is like a movie with a cool concept but wrong execution – except in this case, the concept is so outrageous and the execution is so hilariously perfect that you can’t help but join in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens. Our server is like a blockbuster movie gone wrong in all the right ways – you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ultimate blend of chaos, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a well-executed movie when you can have a server like this?

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Star Shards Collected:	221	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	68	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Crops Grown:	5461	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	191
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Animals Bred:	123

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	7806
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉

BabyBroBabysittersRUs

avoidance, baby brothers, BabyBroBabysittersRUs, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, emotional labor, family, Frustration, Help, live-in nanny, mental health, parenting, postpartum depression, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling dynamics, Siblings, stress, Support, wedding planning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your oopsie daisy twin brothers while your parents are MIA and your sister is too busy planning her questionable wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never have to change a diaper again! Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations by creating epic builds and unleashing your inner creativity.

Forget about being the live-in nanny for your siblings, come join us and be the master of your own virtual universe. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can rule over your own Minecraft kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the crying babies behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, DATING, deal breaker, deal breakers in a relationship, major turn off, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship compatibility, relationship deal breakers, relationship issues, relationship mistakes, relationship problems, relationship tips, relationship turn offs, relationships, Server, things that ruin a relationship, turn offs in a partner, what not to do in a relationship

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Votes:	240

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, our server is not for you).

ZzzCraft – Insomniac Edition

bedtime rituals, bedtime routines, calming rituals, Edition, insomnia remedies, insomniac, natural sleep remedies, relaxation techniques, sleep advice, sleep aids, sleep assistance, sleep assistance techniques, sleep hacks, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep secrets, sleep solutions, sleep strategies, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep tips, sleep tricks, ZzzCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Join our Minecraft server and let the soothing sound of creepers exploding lull you into dreamland! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll be snoozing in no time – just watch out for those pesky zombies trying to wake you up with their moaning! Join now for the best sleep of your life – guaranteed or your diamonds back!

PixelPutin’sPrisonBreak

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, Fighting, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hostage situation, India, Indian men, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, PixelPutinsPrisonBreak, Politics, prime minister, Release, russia, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so like, imagine this, right? u can join this epic minecraft server and be part of the most insane adventure ever! like, u know how india’s prime minister is like going to russia and stuff? well, on this server, u can be like a superhero and help him push the kremlin to release indian men fighting in ukraine! like, u can build epic bases and fight off evil mobs to save the day! join now for the craziest time of ur life!

CraftyJessieMom27

1980s, 80s, Characters, Coincidence, Connection, CraftyJessieMom27, famous songs, hit songs, iconic songs, jessie’s girl, Lyrics, Music, Music (Industry), person, Popularity, Similarities, songs, speculation, Stacy’s mom, theory, Timing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover the truth about jessie’s girl and stacy’s mom. maybe they are actually the SAME PERSON. mind blown, right??! join us as we dig deeper into this conspiracy theory while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. who knows what other secrets we will uncover in this wacky world of ours. join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of pop culture in the most bizarre way possible. let’s gooooooo!