New Minecraft Servers 2025

Poorfags Minecraft Servers

Poorfags Minecraft Servers

  • The Dysgenic Freaks Minecraft Server

    The Dysgenic Freaks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 5703
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being oppressed by the genetically superior elites? Do you want to reclaim your manhood and take what you desire? Then join our Minecraft server for dysgenic freaks like you!

    On our server, we encourage autists, incels, poorfags, NEETs, druggies, and mentalcels to stand up and fight back against the oppressive forces that have kept you down. With Trump being elected, the stakes are higher than ever – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

    Forget empty moralizing and posturing – on our server, it’s all about realpolitiks and promoting your own interests. You only live once, so why not spend it building a virtual world where you can be the king you were always meant to be?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show the world that you are NOT one of them. Don’t be a cuck – be a warrior in our Minecraft world of rebellion and defiance!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Poorfag & 3rd Worlders Minecraft Server

    Poorfag & 3rd Worlders Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 2141
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing with poorfags and 3rd worlders on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, we only allow the most elite players who can afford to buy a console just to play Minecraft. That’s right, we’re so exclusive that we only accept players who are willing to drop some serious cash on their gaming experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be granted access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a pack of deranged Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold, and only those who have proven themselves worthy by surviving a night in our treacherous caves will be able to witness it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure you have your wallet ready, because this is one exclusive club you won’t want to miss out on.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OGCraft Minecraft Server

    OGCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5066
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 118 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Enchantments Applied: 262
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a poorfag in the crypto world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds are the new Bitcoin and emeralds are the new Ethereum.

    Our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could figure it out (looking at you, Dogecoin investors). We’ve got crazy events like the Great Pig Race, where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare items. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive NFT marketplace, where you can trade virtual land for virtual Lambos.

    So why waste your time on memecoins when you could be building your own virtual empire on our server? Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player in Minecraft history!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

    MeatLoverMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4495
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

    So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

    SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3453
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KharkivHavocCraft

    KharkivHavocCraft
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 1239
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Love Letters Sent: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up cities like russia with 5 glide bombs!!! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down your enemies like a boss. don’t worry, no real people get hurt, just virtual explosions and chaos! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GraveStand – Stand on the Dead!

    GraveStand – Stand on the Dead!
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 2291
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Villages Defended: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our server where gravestones are so wacky you gotta do a little dance on top of the dead to read them. it’s like a game of twister but with corpses. who knew death could be so fun? come join us for a wild time and see if you can decipher the messages on the gravestones without falling into the grave yourself. it’s a real hoot!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafter’s Memory Loss Server

    Crafter’s Memory Loss Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 5458
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u gotta join this one cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama wearing a top hat! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what day it is!

    our server is like a brain with alzheimer’s, always changing and surprising u with new adventures! just like those long COVID patients, our server will keep u on ur toes and make u feel like u never know what’s coming next!

    join us now and let’s get lost in the world of minecraft together! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a diamond the size of ur head! oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? yeah, u heard right, CAKE! so come on over and let’s have the time of our lives!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpongeCraft: Where even the squids have a say in town meetings! Now with Teralith and 1.21!

    SpongeCraft: Where even the squids have a say in town meetings! Now with Teralith and 1.21!
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 2144
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    SpongeCraft Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Keep Inventory Toggleable keep inventory with small death tax
    Custom Enchantments Upgrade your items with custom enchantments and relics
    Shop Player shops, auction houses, and server shop for all your goods
    Fun Activities Events, parkour, minigames & more to keep you entertained
    Ranking System Unique ranking system with personalized perks
    Cosmetics Fun cosmetics that can be acquired without purchasing
    Jobs Custom level-up perks with available jobs
    Crates Survival and vote crates with various rewards
    Community Friendly community & staff team to assist with your needs

    About Us:

    SpongeCraft is a close-knit and active server community with a focus on building, community, and projects. With a friendly and inclusive atmosphere, players of all ages and backgrounds are welcomed to join and make new friends. Active Discord, frequent events, and constant updates make for an engaging experience for all.

    Rules:

    • No griefing, trolling, or ruining gameplay for others
    • No hacking or unfair advantages
    • Keep chat PG-13 friendly

    Important Links:

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server?
    A: Simply enter the server IP PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET
    Q: Can I keep my inventory when I die?
    A: Yes, keep inventory is toggleable with a small death tax if kept on
    Q: Are there custom enchantments for items?
    A: Yes, there are custom enchantments and relics available
    Q: Can I trade and shop with other players?
    A: Yes, there are player shops, auction houses, and a server shop for trading goods
    Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?
    A: Events include parkour challenges, minigames, and even real-life prizes like gift cards
    Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?
    A: Yes, rules include no griefing, hacking, or inappropriate behavior

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineTaleCraft Server – /utg/ Edition

    MineTaleCraft Server – /utg/ Edition
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 7673
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is an Alley Gator! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and outrageous adventures.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond imagination. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamond armor!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to mine too greedily. So join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: TheDepressingCrafters

    Minecraft SMP: TheDepressingCrafters
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9011
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely pixel in a vast Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Our two resident AIs, Bob and Steve, are here to shower you with love and attention 24/7. They’ll even build you a virtual cake if you ask nicely!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join us and you could be the next in line to wear the coveted Chicken Crown and rule over all the feathered creatures in the land.

    If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on over and join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience!

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  • ParentalDisobedience Minecraft Server

    ParentalDisobedience Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 1746
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 149 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being pressured to follow a boring career path? Want to escape the judgmental eyes of your family and teachers? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest dreams without anyone telling you what to do!

    Join us and create your own military base, where you can train to be a fearless soldier without anyone questioning your choices. No more awkward family dinners or disappointing looks from your sister – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story!

    Forget about math and engineering – on our server, the only numbers you need to worry about are your kill count and XP level. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone that you’re not just a gamer, you’re a warrior in the making!

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  • PeanutButterCraft

    PeanutButterCraft
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 5565
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server where bratty behavior is not tolerated? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of entitlement and tantrums, just like Penelope!

    We promise outrageous drama like never before – from throwing phones to demanding sushi from a pizza place, our server is the place to be for all the chaos. And don’t worry, we have plenty of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for those who can’t make up their minds!

    Join now and experience the thrill of serving dinner to ungrateful guests who cry over pizza. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Come on in and see if you can handle the madness!

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