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The Dysgenic Freaks Minecraft Server

autists, Delusional, Druggies, dysgenic, dysgenic freaks, empty moralizing, fight back, Freaks, genetically superior elites, Incels, mentalcels, Minecraft, neets, not a cuck, Poorfags, posturing, promote your own interests, Realistic, realpolitiks, reclaim your manhood, Server, take what you desire, trump, yolo

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7047	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by the genetically superior elites? Do you want to reclaim your manhood and take what you desire? Then join our Minecraft server for dysgenic freaks like you!

On our server, we encourage autists, incels, poorfags, NEETs, druggies, and mentalcels to stand up and fight back against the oppressive forces that have kept you down. With Trump being elected, the stakes are higher than ever – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Forget empty moralizing and posturing – on our server, it’s all about realpolitiks and promoting your own interests. You only live once, so why not spend it building a virtual world where you can be the king you were always meant to be?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show the world that you are NOT one of them. Don’t be a cuck – be a warrior in our Minecraft world of rebellion and defiance!

Poorfag & 3rd Worlders Minecraft Server

3rd, 3rd worlders, affordable price, Buying, console, consumerism, digital divide, economic development, economic disparity, envy, Frustration, global market, Jealousy, materialism, Minecraft, poorfag, Poorfags, purchasing power, Seething, Server, social inequality, social status, technological advancement, wealth gap, worlders

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing with poorfags and 3rd worlders on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, we only allow the most elite players who can afford to buy a console just to play Minecraft. That’s right, we’re so exclusive that we only accept players who are willing to drop some serious cash on their gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be granted access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a pack of deranged Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold, and only those who have proven themselves worthy by surviving a night in our treacherous caves will be able to witness it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure you have your wallet ready, because this is one exclusive club you won’t want to miss out on.

OGCraft Minecraft Server

2017, Bubble, Crypto, cryptocurrency, DESPERATE, EASY, Financial, get rich, Hopping, investing, market, memecoin, Minecraft, og, OGCraft, Poorfags, retarded, Rich, sad, scam, Server, speculation, trends

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4100	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of being a poorfag in the crypto world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds are the new Bitcoin and emeralds are the new Ethereum.

Our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could figure it out (looking at you, Dogecoin investors). We’ve got crazy events like the Great Pig Race, where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare items. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive NFT marketplace, where you can trade virtual land for virtual Lambos.

So why waste your time on memecoins when you could be building your own virtual empire on our server? Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player in Minecraft history!

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	242
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchantments Applied:	74	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7151	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	3052
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4202
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	987436

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	98
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Star Shards Collected:	156
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mines Excavated:	2705
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	1387	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	4073

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!