poorfag – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

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Poorfag & 3rd Worlders Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing with poorfags and 3rd worlders on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, we only allow the most elite players who can afford to buy a console just to play Minecraft. That’s right, we’re so exclusive that we only accept players who are willing to drop some serious cash on their gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be granted access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a pack of deranged Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold, and only those who have proven themselves worthy by surviving a night in our treacherous caves will be able to witness it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure you have your wallet ready, because this is one exclusive club you won’t want to miss out on.

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PS5 Pro Roast Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a poorfag with a measly GTX 1060? Do you find yourself constantly making fun of the PS5 Pro just to hide your jealousy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where your GPU envy is a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro would be jealous of the fun we have. So come on, leave your GTX 1060 woes behind and join us for some epic gaming adventures!

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Stratusine Research Institution

Roleplay, Whitelist

The Stratusine Research Institution is an up-and-coming modded Minecraft project. Take on the guise as a Research Patient and be used in terrifying, unique tests, or cause chaos and disrupt the Installment’s operations. Or, maybe join the Institution, and climb the ranks and join one of our many Departments. The choice is up to you in the wonder-filled journey, that is, Stratusine. (More information regarding SRI can be found on the Discord.) (You must be in the Discord to be whitelisted on the server!)

stratusine.mcserver.us

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BlockZen

OneBlock

Welcome to our one-block server, crafted with love by a dynamic duo! We invite you to join our open and inclusive community, where everyone is welcome to embark on this unique adventure.

Our server is a labor of passion, constantly evolving and improving to offer you the best possible experience. We pride ourselves on staying up-to-date with the latest updates and features, ensuring that you’ll always have something new to discover.

But that’s not all! Get ready for a series of thrilling community events on the horizon. From exciting competitions to collaborative projects, we’re dedicated to creating an engaging environment where players can come together, forge new friendships, and leave their mark on our extraordinary world.

Join us today and become a part of our ever-growing family. Together, we’ll unlock the secrets of the one-block universe and forge unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on this incredible journey!

blockzen.net

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The Topaz SMP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The Topaz SMP is a brand new SMP, it is filled with many useful plugins, griefing and pvp is allowed. The peoples goal is to obtain dominance over the server and cause wars.

topazsmp.revivehost.net

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Sunset Networks Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Sunset Networks Factions We are a friendly community taking over an old and outdated server. Our factions server is freshly revamped and ready for a new community to enjoy it!

Our new server is built upon a player based economy, with very few admin shops. This makes trade partnerships between players crucial for survival.

Featuring factions, proximity chat, hats, leveled mobs, quests, mcMMO, daily/weekly/monthly rewards, and more.

We are currently looking for staff, you may apply on our website!

sunsetnetworks.mc.gg

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Porchx

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Minecraft Server Survival, MMO RPG Mini Game, Bedwar, Skyblock ip:mc.porchx.online Java And Bedrock Can Play

mc.porchx.online

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ManaRush

Survival

ManaMC is a Survival Multiplayer Server where killing your enemies will grant you 10 Mana, but be aware for others, because upon death you lose 10 Mana as well. This Mana can be used to purchase perks and upgraded items from the special Mana Shop, and provides a large competition to outperform your opponents.

Manamc.net

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Pegasus Craft Test

Survival

Testing Branch of Pegasus Craft SMP. Come Play with friends and test out our newest server feature. Website available at pegasuscraft.net.

tplay.pegasuscraft.net

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Linear SMP

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Linear SMP is a fun fast paced semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server! Join today to become part of us! Also, make sure to join the discord! We have active staff and players. I hope to see you in the server soon!

LinearSMP.mcserver.ws

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ObsidianMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

ObsidianMC is an emerging Minecraft Network that provides a delightful experience for its vibrant community. Join us to explore our incredible gamemodes!

Gamemodes:

– Practice – Prison – Parkour – Bedwars & many more…

WHAT KIND OF

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MilkFactions

Factions

A Nice faction server to hang out as a community with multiple players and you can gain multiple types of armor and custom enchantments

37.10.122.12:25942

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