Minecraft Servers Updated November 21, 2024, 9:45 AM

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SurfaceLaptop5MCServer

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Are you tired of waiting for your Surface Laptop 5 to arrive? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! For just $1122 (which is totally not a rip-off, we promise), you can escape your poorfag shithole and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds, ride pigs into battle against evil mobs, and even participate in our annual “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the winner gets a free pet dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in Minecraft).

So forget about your questionable purchase decisions and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Who needs a Surface Laptop 5 when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

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BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

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FlawlessCraft – Hide & Seek Edition

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yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, the average player is like a rich person hiding their flaws, but in a good way, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. plus, the mobs are like, super friendly and will give u diamonds just for saying hi.

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. and if u manage to defeat the ender dragon, u’ll be crowned the king of the server and get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come hang out with us and let’s build some epic stuff together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife 🌈💎🐉

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Crafty Cash Cows – Where FLC Makes You Minecraft Millionaires!

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Are you tired of jannies trying to keep you down and broke? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace the hustle and encourage you to make that sweet, sweet cash money!

One /biz/ anon on our server has become a legend for making one of the biggest virtual empires ever seen. And if they can do it, so can you! Join us and start your journey to financial freedom today. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being a wagie forever and hello to a life of luxury and success on our server. Join now and start making those virtual stacks!

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Get Rich Quick Minecraft Server – ‘why are you still poor?’

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Are you tired of missing out on those sweet crypto gains? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine is actually a hidden cryptocurrency waiting to be discovered! Just imagine stumbling upon a diamond block only to find out it’s actually worth $500 in real life! Join our server and become the ultimate crypto miner, turning virtual blocks into real-life riches. Who needs to invest in risky shitcoins when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to strike it rich in the most unexpected way possible. Join now and start mining your way to financial freedom!

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Poor Parental Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape from your poor, retarded parents and live out your wildest blocky dreams!

Join us for a chance to build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn through the Nether. Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will explode in the faces of your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will log on to personally congratulate you for being the coolest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your lame parents and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

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KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

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PC Build Failures: A Minecraft Server for Normies Who Can’t Handle the Basics

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Are you tired of being a normie with a pathetic PC setup? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of building a gaming PC! We have the fastest gaming PCs already set up for you, so you can focus on what really matters – playing Minecraft all day and night.

Say goodbye to compatibility issues, troubleshooting errors, and the stress of picking PC parts. Our server is here to provide you with the ultimate gaming experience without any of the hassle. No need to anxiously await deliveries or run pointless benchmarks, just jump right into the game and let the fun begin!

Don’t let your brain rot from reddit and tiktok, join our server and embrace the true joy of gaming without the PC building headache. Trust us, once you experience the convenience and excitement of our server, you’ll never want to go back to the normie life again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start gaming like never before!

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Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

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Lotus network mc

Bed wars, Minigames, Skyblock, smp, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft.Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends.Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft.This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.

About Lotus Minecraft ServerLotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features.We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience.We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc.More features, coming soon.

122.160.233.52

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MineFight.tk

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to MineFight.tk!

Are you looking for a new, versatile KitPvp server? Then you are exactly right with us! From anglers to bombers – there is something for every taste and every fighting style! If you like our server and would like to support us, your vote would be a great help to us. We look forward to seeing you!

Your MineFight.tk team

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MineApple

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

MineApple offers a fun survival experience. Play on the server, get resources, reach milestones and receive perks.

We offer the vanilla survival experience you know and love, but with unique and fun extras. Players can aqcuire custom perks, items and abilities through custom game mechanics and machines from CraftBook, McMMO, our own plugins and more!

We are a No-Griefing and No-Raiding server and offer plugins like Residence that allow you to easily claim land to use by yourself or together with friends.

Aside from Survival, we also offer a Creative Plotworld and have a custom PvP Minigame in which you can fight your friends or someone from our community using special abililties. Furthermore, we are constantly working on improving your experience, by creating more fun things for you to enjoy.

We strive to get the most out of vanilla Minecraft mechanics and try to use them to make original things that should keep you entertained.

If you are looking for a great experience, join us at MC.MINEAPPLE.NET

mc.mineapple.net

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Sweetpea smp

Casual, Economy, Friendly, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

sweetpeamc.com

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Pulscraft – Vanilla SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pulscraft is a small, completely vanilla, no-whitelist, SMP server. We have a nice and friendly community here. Rules: No Spamming No Hacking/cheating. No PvP(unless both players agree to it). No griefing.

167.114.216.96:25607

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CraftersDimension

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

A server looking for a community and staff.

We started working on this project in 2016 Summer, it got jammed in September and got continued a little bit in the Winter. Now we are going to release this server to the public 🙂

Please ask your friends to join our server.

If some bugs occur. Please contact us in-game. Voting should work.

– Even

play.CraftersDimension.com

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Isoltia

Bloodmoon, Custom Biomes, Custom Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, RPG, Survival

Isoltia! New Survival Custom server, with personalized structures in ALL worlds, so you don’t get bored of the usual vanilla Minecraft, dungeons, random bosses appearing on the map, blood moon and mobs with levels according to your skills! Missions, jobs, minigames, animations, marriage, free ranks, claims (with interactive web map), and many other things that you can discover while playing!

Currently supports JAVA (1.17 – 1.20.X) and BEDROCK (All versions)

NO TEXTURE DOWNLOAD REQUIRED

IP BEDROCK: isoltia.net | Puerto: default (19132)

DISCORD: discord.isoltia.net

If that link doesn’t work: https://discord.com/invite/D3tbDyGWNW

isoltia.net

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Orca Creative

Creative, Parkour, Survival

OrcaCreative, as you might imagine, is a creative server. Our focus centers around a building community and we have multiple worlds to facilitate this. This server is not a plot server, plots are only used for contests. In addition, our atmosphere is family-friendly, no rude posting allowed.

orcacreative.tk

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Globemc earthsmp

Welcome to EarthSMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Earth Experience!

Explore a detailed scale model of our planet.Build and expand your own nations and cities.Engage in complex diplomacy and thrilling wars.Experience a realistic economy with trade and resource management.Uncover hidden secrets and embark on adventurous quests.Join a community of friendly and dedicated players.Enjoy regular updates bringing fresh and exciting content.Participate in special events and community-driven contests.Start your unique journey in a world full of possibilities!

Server IP: globeminecraft.comDive into EarthSMP today and shape your world!

globeminecraft.com

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Yukraft

Survival, Vanilla

Hi there!

If you’re reading this then perhaps you’re looking for a semi-vanilla server? If you are, great! Yukraft is a growing community of players who enjoy the basics of Minecraft. We offer both vanilla and creative worlds and perks for committed players and donors. Come join our wonderful community!

Server IP: mc.yukraft.com Website: www.yukraft.com Discord: discordapp.com/invite/WDSYB44

Cheers, Mr_Man_101 Founder

mc.yukraft.com

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