Poor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Painfully Obvious Minecraft Server

thirdie, Relevant, Poor, excepțional, LARGEST

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more extra than Brazil’s carnival? Look no further! Our server is like the America of Minecraft servers, except we’re not just loud and irrelevant – we’re exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure! Join us and be part of the largest and craziest community of players who are ready to take on any challenge, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show Brazil who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!

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Carbon Footprint Fails Rich & Poor

Country, environmental impact, Environmental awareness, society, wealth gap

LOL come join dis minecraft server where we make u feel like da richest person in da world, even if u only got dirt blocks to ya name! We gonna make ya carbon footprint so big, Mother Nature gonna be like “whoa, slow down there buddy!”

We got so many crazy builds and mini games, u gonna forget all about dat pesky real world stuff. Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone!

So come on down to our server and live like a king, even if ya just a peasant in real life. Let’s make Mother Nature proud (or maybe a little scared, lol)!

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Panzer Girls SMP – Bonple High School

Poor, Military, gup, skilled in senshado, sports anime

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP where we run a cool school for senshado (tank warfare) training! Our players may be poor in resources, but they are rich in skills and determination to dominate the battlefield.

Join us if you want to learn how to drive tanks like a pro and show off your epic senshado skills. Our teachers are all former tank commanders who will guide you through intense battles and teach you the art of tank warfare.

But beware, our school is located in a crazy world where giant creepers roam the land and zombie pigmen rule the nether. You’ll have to use all your senshado skills to survive and thrive in this wild environment.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and blowing up stuff with tanks. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

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NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

Unskilled, Poor, Fail, inept, Terrible

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

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Brok3nBank Minecraft SMP

investigation, fear, black guy, law enforcement, Brok3nBank

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to spawn here.

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold dance parties with skeletons.

So why join? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of golden carrots? Trust us, this server is so insane, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare set foot here.

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NoBrokeJobsMC

refuse to work, degrading, POVERTY, occupations, NoBrokeJobsMC

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you have is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama tamer, where you’ll have to wrangle those spitting beasts into submission. Or how about a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride around on a chicken and compete in epic races against other players?

But that’s not all! We also offer the prestigious job of professional tree hugger, where you’ll spend your days hugging trees and protecting them from evil lumberjacks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even become a professional slime wrestler, where you’ll battle it out in the arena against giant slimes for the amusement of the masses.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest and most insane jobs you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

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Minecraft server: /gw2g/ – Mine Wars 2: The Blockening

Minecraft, Salvaging, Poor, gw2g, latest news

Welcome to the most butt-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Guilds that are so epic, they make the Avengers look like a bunch of noobs. Plus, we have a Wizard Vault that you can raid weekly for some magical loot – just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens!

If you’re feeling poor in-game, fear not! We have daily checklists and currencies that will have you rolling in diamonds in no time. And if your build is absolute garbage, we’ve got resources that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. Trust us, you’ll be building castles in the sky in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have WvW Restructuring that includes swimsuits for your blocky character – because who doesn’t want to battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the Warclaw double jump and homesteads with land spears – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. And remember, the previous wipe was epic – just ask the fire-breathing chickens.

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CrumblCraft: NoCookieSharingAITA

neighbors, work, Animals, NoCookieSharingAITA, CrumblCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to share your cookies with your neighbor’s kids? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unwanted cookie snatchers again!

Our server is like a virtual cookie jar, filled with endless adventures and treasures waiting for you to discover. Build your dream home, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic monsters all without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your treats.

Forget about real-life drama and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Join now and leave the cookie wars behind!

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StepDaughterCraft: NoInheritance4U

neglect, Father, Will, stepmother, Girlfriend

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the ultimate family feud adventure!

Picture this: a widow (32F) inherits a million-dollar estate from her late husband, only to be confronted by her stepdaughter (16F) who is demanding her share of the inheritance. Will the widow share the wealth or will she stand her ground? Find out on our server!

Witness the epic battle between a heartless gold digger and a neglected stepdaughter as they fight it out for their rightful share of the inheritance. Will justice prevail or will chaos reign supreme? Join now to be a part of this wild and wacky Minecraft saga!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the luxurious estate, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even discover a secret family feud that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join now and let the drama unfold!

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CraftyCredz: Spend Wisely, Build Boldly

spending habits, personal finance, DEBT, Poor, money management

so like, u know how some people think credit cards r like free money? well on our server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and u can swipe ur way to riches and fame! the more u spend, the more rewards u get! it’s like a never-ending shopping spree where u can buy anything u want, even if u don’t have the money for it! become the ultimate credit card warrior and show off ur debt in style! join now and start swiping away!

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