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FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Love Letters Sent:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mines Excavated:	2644	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Emeralds Found:	250

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!