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SMP_HitlerMusical

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2336	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where every player is a reincarnation of a famous historical figure! Join us and witness the chaos as Cleopatra builds a pyramid out of diamond blocks, Julius Caesar tries to conquer the entire server, and Genghis Khan leads raids on unsuspecting villages.

But beware, things can get wild on this server. Imagine a musical about Attila the Hun’s life, complete with catchy songs about pillaging and plundering. Or a dance number starring Vlad the Impaler, showing off his signature move of impaling enemies on fences.

So if you’re looking for a server where history comes to life in the most ridiculous way possible, join us and prepare for a truly unforgettable experience. Just make sure to watch your back around Napoleon, he’s been known to have a bit of a temper when he loses a PvP battle.

BdayBashBummer

anxiety attack, BdayBashBummer, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, boyfriend’s birthday, boyfriend’s friends, college application, Communication, Family Support, high school, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, mental health struggles, restaurant celebration, self worth, social anxiety, social exclusion, Social Interaction, Surprise, Treatment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb every screenshot you take.

Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly llama racing competition where you can ride llamas through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Llama Champion! And don’t worry, our llamas are trained professionals who won’t spit on you (most of the time).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Creepers Anonymous” where you can vent about all the times those sneaky creepers blew up your hard work. It’s a safe space for all Minecraft players who have been traumatized by those green monsters.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

SingleCraft SMP

DATING, Honesty, introspection, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-empowerment, Single life, SingleCraft, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Lol, bruh, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And the mobs? They drop enchanted golden apples like candy, no cap. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground disco club where you can party with villagers all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. It’s wild, man.

So, why are you single? Because you haven’t joined this epic Minecraft SMP yet, duh. Trust me, once you’re part of our wacky community, you’ll be drowning in Minecraft girlfriends. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join now and let the chaos begin!

AloneCraft: Weird & Wild Stories

alone, AloneCraft, BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, eerie, Experience, funny, Ghostly, home alone, House, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, spooky, Stories, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of being home alone and having boring experiences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre encounters. From encountering a talking cow that gives you fashion advice to stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, you never know what you’ll find on our server. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Tik Tok Brain Rot Craft

addiction, behavioral patterns, Brain, brain activity, brain rot, cerebellum, cognitive function, Craft, Digital Media, emotional regulation, mental health, neuroscience, orbitofrontal cortex, research, reward processing, Rot, short video addiction, social media, social-networking, structural differences, study, Technology, TIK, tik tok, TOK

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Animals Bred:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO MUSH JUST LIKE TIK TOK! OUR PLAYERS HAVE SO MUCH FUN THAT THEIR BRAINS ARE LITERALLY CHANGING SHAPE!

WHY JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO ADDICTIVE THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL LIGHT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE! YOU’LL FEEL ALL THE EMOTIONS AND REWARDS WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE YOUR ORBITOFRONTAL CORTEX AND CEREBELLUM GO WILD! WHO NEEDS A NORMAL BRAIN ANYWAY? JOIN US AND LET YOUR BRAIN ROT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!

Rode SMP

Adventure, anti-grief, Auction, building, commands, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Faction, Friends, Fun, Giveaways, Land Claim, Minigames, Parkour, player-friendly, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Want to play a server that has an anti-grief plugin, millions of selections in a shop, a economy-friendly player server, in a ingame auction, daily giveaways, and events?

This server is not p2w and theres nothing to spend money on! You can even get free ranks by just playing the server! Such as /heal, /fly commands!

This server is perfect for friends, there is land claim, and many other features to ensure your having a great time. There are many things to explore, and many things to do in Rode, give it a try!

play.rodesmp.net:26736

Feminine Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, acceptance, Adventure, agree, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Communication, disagreement, Diversity, equality, FAGGOT, female, feminine, gender, judgement, offensive language, opinion, perspective, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta check it out cuz it’s like, totally lit, ya know? Like, this server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and stuff.

We got like, the most insane builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll be laughing your ass off all day long.

And get this, we don’t celebrate birthdays like some faggot, we celebrate them like total badasses. So if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question everything you know, then come on over and join the madness. You won’t regret it, bro.

MovingOutMC Server

anger management, Autonomy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conservative values, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, interfaith relationships, loyalty, moving out, MovingOutMC, parental approval, parental expectations, personal growth, relationships, Religion, Self Discovery, Server, support system

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from the chaos? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of blocky adventures and escapades!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom’s rules or your dad’s explosive arguments. Let your creativity run wild as you create the ultimate love nest for you and your pixelated partner!

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and build a new life for yourself in the virtual world. Who needs real-life problems when you can have fun in Minecraft? Plus, we promise no one will block you or call your sister to tattle on you here!

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a hilarious and drama-free experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from real-life craziness? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter future together!

HangryCraft

city dining, customer behavior, customer service, dining experience, dining out, Etiquette, family owned, food service, Greek cuisine, HangryCraft, Hospitality, opening hours, opening time, owner-operated, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), restaurant etiquette, Small Business, Staff Members, Timing, vegetarian options

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as a Greek restaurant owner who thinks 10:15 is still too early? Look no further! Our server is run by a family of two, just like that restaurant, and our owner is as strict about timing as they come. Join us for the ultimate challenge of timing your gameplay perfectly to please our owner!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how you shouldn’t go to a restaurant 15 minutes before closing, we have our own rules – you can’t join 15 minutes after opening! It’s a test of your punctuality and dedication to the game. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to join at the perfect time, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle the owner in a virtual kitchen showdown!

So if you’re up for a challenge and want to experience the madness of a Greek restaurant opening time in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Just make sure you’re not a minute early or a minute late – the owner is watching!

DairyDadGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

Dads, dairy products, DairyDadGoneMIA, dietary restrictions, digestive issues, family, Father, Fatherhood, food allergies, grocery shopping, health conditions, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerance symptoms, lactose intolerant, lactose sensitivity, lactose-free, lactose-free alternatives, lactose-free diet, lactose-free products, Minecraft, parenting, shopping list, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with all the diamonds you could ever dream of, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Milkman, who delivers milk to all the lactose intolerant dads out there. He’s a hero in a cow costume, riding a giant milk carton through the skies. And if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more milk).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

RegretCraft

Apology, communication mishap, EMBARRASSMENT, faux pas, filter your words, foot in mouth, mistake, regret, RegretCraft, regretful words, remorse, retract statement, social blunder, think before you speak, verbal apology, verbal blunder, verbal gaffe, verbal mistake, verbal regret, verbal slip, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Enchantments Applied:	222
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Towns Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… or should we say, a green, explosive fist. Will you challenge his rule and claim the title of Creeper Slayer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be careful what you say, you never know when a mischievous Enderman might be listening… 😉