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  • Welp, Raw Minecraft SMP fucking Minecraft SMP sucked

    Welp, Raw Minecraft SMP fucking Minecraft SMP sucked

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep stampedes through your base, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, only to be interrupted by a horde of zombie pigmen joining in on the fun?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and will stop at nothing to rule the server with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you dare to challenge their rule?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Creepers

    Crafty Creepers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old video games that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off a horde of zombie clowns? Look no further, because on our server, the possibilities are as endless as a buffet at a sumo wrestler convention.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of pure awesomeness. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls with their mad martial arts skills.

    So why settle for boring video games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of wacky fun and epic adventures? Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ProsperGamingSMP: No Whitelist, Yes Fun! Vanilla with a sprinkle of chaos. Join the madness now!

    ProsperGamingSMP: No Whitelist, Yes Fun! Vanilla with a sprinkle of chaos. Join the madness now!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Season Community Features Rules
    10th season Strong and friendly Similar to hermitcraft, roleplay/factions, major build projects, mature community No clowns, be respectful to others

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join by finding the IP on our discord server and using that to connect.

    Q: Are there any streamers on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a few streamers who stream regularly.

    Q: What kind of plugins are on the server?

    A: There are only a few plugins on the server that do not change the vanilla nature of the game.

    Q: Is there a discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, you can join our discord server using this link: https://discord.gg/VpN3Mdnpt9

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AstraMC VS Hypixel

    AstraMC VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    High player count Limited customization
    Wide variety of minigames Can be overwhelming for new players
    Frequent updates and events Potentially laggy due to high player count
    Established and trusted server Can have long queue times to join

    AstraMC

    Pros Cons
    Cute pets with skill trees Smaller player base
    Customizable land claiming Limited number of gamemodes
    Player-based economy Potentially less frequent updates
    RPG twist with skills May have less polished minigames

    FAQ

    Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel has a much larger player base compared to AstraMC.

    Which server offers more customization options?

    AstraMC offers more customization options with features like customizable land claiming and cute pets with skill trees.

    Which server has more frequent updates and events?

    Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and events, while AstraMC may have potentially less frequent updates but does host events throughout the year.

    Which server is better for new players?

    Hypixel might be overwhelming for new players due to its wide variety of minigames and high player count, while AstraMC may offer a more manageable and personalized experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GOATcraft: Reddit’s Finest Server

    GOATcraft: Reddit’s Finest Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! We have a full mega of craziness waiting for you to explore.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft overlord. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle giant spiders and rescue princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music when you swing it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP