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TrashyFilmFanatic Minecraft SMP

awful movie, bad film, below expectations, boring plot, cinematic letdown, DISAPPOINTING, film enthusiast, lackluster, lost in translation fan, low quality., Minecraft, Movie Critic, not recommended, not worth it, poor script, regret watching, smp, terrible acting, TrashyFilmFanatic, unimpressed, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst movie

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most bananas SMP you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started a dance-off competition to see who can bust the best moves before blowing up.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by deciphering a series of riddles written by a mischievous Enderman with a love for puns. And rumor has it, if you find the treasure, you’ll gain the ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Throwback /pol/ Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, Community, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, current events, debate, discussion, Edition, forum, History, internet culture, liberal, meme, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, opinion, POL, Politics, Server, social media, Throwback, throwback thursday

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect server for you! Introducing our Throwback Thursday: /pol/ edition server!

Join us for a wild ride through the depths of the internet as we recreate the chaotic energy of everyone’s favorite controversial message board. Build your own Pepe shrine, engage in heated debates about lizard people, and embark on quests to uncover the truth behind the Illuminati’s secret plans.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rare meme-loving creepers that explode in a shower of rare Pepes when defeated. Collect them all and become the ultimate meme master!

So why wait? Join our /pol/ edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to wear your tinfoil hat for extra protection against mind control!

PuppyApprovedDatingOnly

animal instincts, apartment living, bully breed, communication skills, DATING, dodging a bullet, dog behavior, first date, GRINDR, LGBTQ, misunderstood, personal boundaries, pet compatibility, pet etiquette, pet owner, pet-friendly, PuppyApprovedDatingOnly, quirky dog, socializing pets, stranger danger, unexpected behavior

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1876
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchantments Applied:	164
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as my dog? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like my dog who hates hats and sunglasses. Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what to expect, just like when my date got growled at by my normally friendly dog. Who knows, maybe you’ll dodge a bullet just like I did by finding the perfect server for you. Don’t listen to your friends, join us and embrace the drama!

CraftyNATO Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, control, CraftyNATO, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, finalize agreement, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have NATO controlling all the military aid to Ukraine! it’s like playing real life politics but in blocky pixel form. build your own army of creepers and take down the evil Ender Dragon who is trying to steal all the diamonds. with NATO on your side, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources or getting ganked by a skeleton. join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

DefenseCraft: NATO Prep

Alliance, cooperation, defense agreement, defense deal, defense pact, DefenseCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, long-term commitment, Military, military cooperation, nato, precursor, Prep, SECURITY, security alliance, strategic partnership, Ukraine, united states, US

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	335036

so, like, u know how ukraine and us just like signed this super cool 10-year defense agreement, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is like the ultimate training ground for all the future nato soldiers! join us and u will be like a super soldier in no time, fighting off creepers and zombies like a pro!

we have the craziest battles ever, like one time this dude built a giant castle and we all had to team up to take it down. it was epic, bro! plus, we have the best weapons and armor in the game, so u will be unstoppable!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, just waiting for u to discover it. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate warrior in the minecraft world!

GTA BoomerCraft

Adults, Apocalypse, Barren, BoomerCraft, children, Civilization, Despair, Dystopia, Extinction, Future, GTA, GTA cities, human beings, infertility, last generation, Legacy, Mystery, No Kids, Population, society, Survival, Urban

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE ADULTS IN GTA CITIES ARE SHOOK? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT ALL THE KIDS DISAPPEARED AND NOW IT’S JUST US ADULTS TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DIAPER CHANGES AND CARTOON NETWORK.

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU ON THIS SERVER. WE’VE GOT GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES, UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY WORLD. WHO NEEDS KIDS ANYWAY WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SERVER THIS AWESOME? LET’S GET BUILDING, FOLKS!

PolyCraftySyndrome

drug therapy, fertility, health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, insulin resistance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, menstrual cycle, OVULATION, PCOS, pharmaceuticals, PolyCraftySyndrome, polycystic ovary syndrome, potential treatment, reproductive health, reproductive system, Treatment, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs flyin around with wings made of diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowin up ur stuff.

oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.

so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.

❤️LiteRise-love you❤️1.12.2-1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.16.5, banner, best, BROTHER FLY, command, donates, free, Girls, Lazy, Legendary, Life, LiteRise, love you, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, Resources, Server, Top

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

BROTHER FLY TO THE MOST LEGENDARY AND BEST IN LIFE

WHERE CAN YOU GET TOP RESOURCES OF GIRLS AND DONATES

BY COMMAND /free

62.122.214.246:25000

Hocunity

Bedwars, Beta, Beta Phase, bugs, Buildbattle, Citybuild, Discord, Hocunity Team, Minecraft, Minigames, Murdermystery, Other, Paintball, planet minecraft, Server, Skywars, Survival, thebridge, TNT Tag, welcome

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	8205
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Hello, welcome to our Planet Minecraft page!

Here is a small description:We are a small server in the beta phase that tries to offer different things like Survival and CityBuild

What we offer so far:-Minigames:– TNT-Tag– BedWars– SkyWars– MurderMystery– Paintball– BuildBattle– TheBridge

I hope you visit our server sometime and remember help on our Discord server discord.com/invite/MjNpQHWH76 and with bugs just like that everything is still beta 🙂

With best regardsYour Hocunity Team

play.hocunity.net

Pandas Gone Wild: Unofficial Snapshots – 1.21 – Rainbow Friendly – Discord

20 new paintings, 3 new music discs, Crafters, data pack tech, diamond-based trading economy, Discord, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, mailing, minecraft live, mod team, Pandas, RAINBOW, Snapshots, the bogged, The Breeze, The Mace, trial chambers, Unofficial, Vanilla, Vaults, Warps, watch parties, Wild, wind charges

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	551	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Items Found:	8077

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, Vanilla, SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
Snapshot Version	1.21 (Later, Latest Snapshot for 1.21.1)
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ

Q: What can I expect on the server?

A: You can expect to play with brand new features from every new snapshot, discuss upcoming features, and participate in watch parties for Minecraft Live.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We average around 10 players online at any given time.

Q: Do you reset the overworld and nether?

A: We aim to never reset the overworld and nether.

Q: What new features can I experiment with?

A: Crafters, Trial Chambers, the breeze, vaults, wind charges, the bogged, the mace, 20 new paintings, 3 new music discs, and more.

Q: How often do you reset the End?

A: We reset the End every month to allow for exploration of end cities for new players.

Q: Are there any plans for reworking the server?

A: We expect to rework many aspects of the server including adding warps, mailing using the latest data pack tech, and introducing more ways to have fun with friends in the snapshots.

SexyGirlMC Server

attractive woman, Casual Sex, craving, desire, FANTASY, fuck, hook up, insatiable desire, irresistible urge, longing, Lust, no strings attached, one night stand, Passion, seduction, seeking intimacy, seeking pleasure, Server, sexual desire, Sexy girl, SexyGirlMC, yearning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have plenty of sexy girls to team up with! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate while building epic structures together. So come join us and see where your pickaxe leads you!