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  • UnCraftyParenting

    UnCraftyParenting

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and behaves themselves? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the mischievous players out there!

    Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats.

    On our server, the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

    So if you weren’t raised right and you’re proud of it, come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ParentingFailCraft

    ParentingFailCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a parent let their child play on a Minecraft server with no rules or supervision? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to witness kids building giant statues of their parents out of diamonds or creating secret underground lairs filled with lava traps. It’s a parenting nightmare come to life, but hey, at least it makes for some hilarious entertainment! So come join us and see just how wild things can get when kids are left to their own devices in the world of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

    NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChainsawManiac Minecraft SMP

    ChainsawManiac Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.

    Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyHistoryFun

    BlockyHistoryFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can travel back in time and experience history like never before! Build your own ancient civilization, fight in epic battles with dinosaurs, and even meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra (they’re surprisingly good at PvP). Join now for a chance to rewrite history and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis! Who needs a history textbook when you have our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SinaloaSizzleCraft

    SinaloaSizzleCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of the Mexican military vs. the drug cartels in Sinaloa state! build your own burning vehicles to block roads and defend your territory! who will come out victorious in this intense showdown? join now to find out and unleash your inner warrior! plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. what more could you want in a minecraft server? come join the chaos today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VertebrateVillains

    VertebrateVillains

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil extractive industries trying to mess with our cute little vertebrate friends. we got pandas, we got dolphins, we even got a freakin’ T-Rex (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us in our quest to save the animals and build the most lit minecraft world ever. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. no joke. so what are you waiting for? come save the animals and have a blast on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OneitisCraft Minecraft Server

    OneitisCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner psychopath! Join us as we embark on wild adventures, like starting friendships with alt accounts to spy on oneitis and delve into their minds. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    Our server is filled with friendly faces who may or may not tell you to kill yourself, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces the art of manipulation and mind games? So come on, join us and let’s see just how deep the rabbit hole goes. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who’s lurking in the shadows…or in your alt account’s DMs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SassySMP: KamalasTweetsGotBit

    SassySMP: KamalasTweetsGotBit

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with canceled culture in the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala’s old tweets are coming back to bite her on the ass! Our server is filled with drama, scandals, and hilarious Twitter beefs that will keep you entertained for hours. Plus, who knows what other skeletons are hiding in our virtual closets? Join now for a wild ride of chaos and controversy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrampsVsGrandkid Ugly Showdown

    GrampsVsGrandkid Ugly Showdown

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Join us and leave your pimples and patch-wearing grandpa behind! Our server is a patch-free zone where you can build, mine, and explore without any judgment about your skincare routine.

    We promise no one will call you ugly here, unless you build an ugly house – then all bets are off. So come join us and leave the drama at the door, because on our server, the only thing that’s ugly is your friend’s cobblestone tower. Join now and let’s build some pixelated paradise together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP