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CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Actual YLYL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes when cracked open. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Keyboard that lets you control the game with just your mind. Good luck, adventurer!

Crafty Canadian Minecraft Server

Adventure, Arrival, Canada, Canadian, citizenship, Country, Crafty, Destination, Diversity, Exploration, Flag, flying, HOMELAND, Journey, maple leaf, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national pride, North America, patriotism, plane, Server, travel

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	251007
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, hop on board our server because the plane is on its way…literally! That’s right, our server is located on a flying plane soaring through the Minecraft skies.

Join us for epic aerial battles with other players as you fight for control of the cockpit. Build your own floating base and watch out for pesky creepers trying to sabotage your flight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Explore hidden tunnels and uncover ancient artifacts as you navigate through the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. The plane is waiting for you to board…if you dare!

F**k You Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger, Antagonistic, bad attitude, confrontational, Disrespect, explicit language, foul language, fuck you, harsh words, hostility, impolite, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, pFk, Profanity, Provocative, Rude, smpp, swearing, Vulgar

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

Pixel Playhouse – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, PIXEL, playhouse, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	239642	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool where you can hang out with your favorite Japanese Vtubers! Join us for some epic adventures with the members of Dot Live, Re:AcT, and even the infamous Hololive crew.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary 2434 clan, the mysterious VSPO group, and the lovable idols from Hasunosora Highschool. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have ASMR sessions with Kizuna Ai herself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and indies. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the prestigious VOMS group or the idol sensation of Million Production. The possibilities are endless on our server, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
New Chunks Explored:	228131	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Crops Grown:	7442
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	9359
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	3198	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Chimeras Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	950440
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!