🔥poor protagonist Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6256

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4121	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crops Grown:	1705	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Potions Brewed:	121	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.

SodaCraft: Fueling Submarine Adventures

Adventures, alternative fuel, chemical reaction, clean energy, coffee grounds, environmental innovation., fuel cells, Fueling, green energy, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, marine vehicles, mit, powering engines, renewable energy, research discovery, scientists, Seawater, soda cans, SodaCraft, submarine, Submarines, sustainable technology, sustainable transportation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, do we have the server for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re surrounded by soda cans, seawater, and coffee grounds. But wait, there’s more! These ain’t just any ordinary items, oh no. These bad boys are gonna help you produce hydrogen fuel like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine cruising around in a submarine, sucking up seawater like it’s your job, all while powering engines and fuel cells with the magic of soda cans and coffee grounds. It’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got soda cans and coffee grounds, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

ElleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anti-trans, Backlash, Boring, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, debate, discrimination, discussion, elle palmer, ElleCraft, Gender Identity, influencer, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, online content, opinion, Server, social media, Transgender, Video

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is so anti-trans…wait, scratch that. Our server is so pro-trans that even the creepers are wearing rainbow tutus! You won’t find a more inclusive and accepting community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs). See you there, fellow blockheads!

ClapCraft SMP – 25 Minutes of Villager Applause

Accountability, America, applause, ClapCraft, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, Justice, leadership, Minutes, morality, Outrage, Political, protest, public opinion, smp, Social Issues, villager, war criminal

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Votes:	4822	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2544
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Join us for the chance to participate in epic battles against evil mobs and rival factions, all while enjoying 25 minutes of applause for a war criminal!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. Rumor has it that the bunker was built by a group of ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in aerial combat with giant chickens. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely not something you want to miss out on!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

AdoptiveParentDramaCraft

adopted kids, adoption, adoptive parents, AdoptiveParentDramaCraft, Boundaries, Clout, gay man, happy family, lecturing, oversharing, owe them nothing, personal circumstances, personal information, privacy, Shaming, single parent, social media, stigma, Trauma, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsolicited advice

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crops Grown:	6645
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is so magical, even the creepers are friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Looking for a place to show off your building skills and make new friends? Look no further! Our community is full of awesome players who love to team up and conquer the virtual world together.

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and diamonds just waiting to be discovered. But shh, don’t tell anyone! It’s our little hidden gem.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough like our server owner did with his adopted kids! Just kidding, we don’t actually have any adopted kids running around in the game…or do we? 😉