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HubbyFail Minecraft Server

Accountability, additional projects, aita, anger, Blame, concentration, Deadlines, HubbyFail, husband, Hybrid, interview, Layoffs, Meetings, Minecraft, poor planning, Ruining, Server, small company, Support, tech firm, test, wfh

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	81
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ores Mined:	1572
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of sharing a workspace with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more fighting over who gets the quiet room for important meetings or tests. On our server, you can build your own virtual office with as many meeting rooms as you need, without any interruptions from your partner.

Imagine a world where you can work in peace and harmony, without worrying about someone blaming you for their lack of concentration. Our server offers a stress-free environment where you can focus on your career goals without any distractions. Plus, you can unleash your creativity by designing the ultimate home office that suits your needs.

Don’t let your partner’s poor planning ruin your chances of success. Join our Minecraft server today and take control of your work-from-home experience. Who knew virtual office space could be so liberating and entertaining? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos and build your dream workspace in Minecraft!

Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9476	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6692	Ores Mined:	9077
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hack3.liovimc.ru

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	4490
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Buildings Constructed:	38

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ores Mined:	8393	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	192
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Votes:	7200	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Potions Brewed:	153
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	142748
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5627
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!