New Minecraft Servers 2025

poor person food Minecraft Servers

poor person food Minecraft Servers

  • BreadToBrioche

    BreadToBrioche
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3037
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Animals Bred: 190
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where dirt blocks are worth more than diamonds and crafting bread is considered a luxury! Welcome to our Minecraft server where we turn poor person food into rich person delicacies faster than you can say “caviar on toast!”

    Join us as we explore the culinary wonders of the Minecraft world, where rotten flesh is the new truffle and spider eyes are the latest superfood craze. Our players have turned humble potatoes into a gourmet dish fit for a king and have even managed to make a feast out of raw fish and seaweed!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot Challenge, where players compete to see who can gather the most golden carrots in a single day. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden apples!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious food adventures in Minecraft, join us on our server and prepare to feast like never before! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be dining on dirt blocks while sipping on a potion of invisibility – the possibilities are endless!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7427
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6659
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

    Embark on epic quests like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” and “Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Heavy Armor)” where you’ll face off against the fiercest enemies like the Hovercraft with special armor!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a chance to meet Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in their limited edition swimsuits! Who knew they were such fashion icons in the Minecraft world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • British Accent Love Minecraft Server

    British Accent Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 7436
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 5907 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds the same? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a chance to meet and mingle with a whole bunch of lovely ladies with British accents. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join forces with them to create the most delicious and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of our server’s ocean. Dive deep and claim your riches, but watch out for the giant squid who guards the loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a chance to find love, build bacon masterpieces, and uncover hidden treasures. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

    Space Cadet Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 453
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Emeralds Found: 6349
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a noob for not using 2 spaces to indent your code? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who indent their code with 2 spaces! Why, you ask? Because only true gamers know that 2 spaces is the key to unlocking secret cheat codes in Minecraft. Join us and become a coding master in no time!

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity. Will you be the one to capture the Rainbow Sheep Unicorn and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest coding and gaming adventure of your life! Remember, real gamers use 2 spaces to indent their code.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 6305
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hot Western Vtuber Minecraft Server

    Hot Western Vtuber Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 4585
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 New Chunks Explored: 744609
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We have IRyS, the hottest western vtuber, as our official mascot. And let me tell you, since her redesign, all the irystocrats have turned into gooners! Join us and become part of this wild transformation – who knows, maybe you’ll become a gooner too! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

    Lonely Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 7183
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about having only one friend or none at all again!

    Picture this: you’re wandering the server, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and before you know it, you and the chicken are besties for life. That’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ creepers spinning sick beats. Only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to boogie down with the best of them.

    So why settle for a lonely existence when you can join our server and make friends with dancing chickens and party-loving creepers? Say goodbye to solitude and hello to a world of endless fun and friendship. Join us today and let the good times roll!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Soulful Japan Minecraft Server

    Soulful Japan Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 3747
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Potions Brewed: 38
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, soulless video games winning Game of the Year awards? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to never let a Japanese-developed game steal the spotlight from our blocky masterpiece. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while laughing in the face of conventional gaming awards. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself once logged on and built a giant diamond toilet just for laughs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

    Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 2334
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

    Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

    Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

    And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

    Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 2014
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always stacked and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.

    And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

    Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 8190
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Star Shards Collected: 178
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

    But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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