poor performance – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ProductSucksMC SMP
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Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.
Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.
And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Madness & Laziness 1.20.5
1.20.5, anger, Backlash, criticism, dissatisfaction, dumb, Frustration, Incompetence, irresponsible, lack of effort, laziness, mad, madness, mean, negative feedback, poor performance, stupidness, underachieving, unmotivated, unproductive, unprofessional, work
Yo, bro, if you’re tired of people giving you crap for being dumb and lazy, then come join our Minecraft server! We embrace the stupidity and laziness here, it’s like a safe haven for all the derps out there. Plus, who needs work when you can just mine and craft all day? It’s like a dream come true for us lazy peeps. So come on, join us and let’s be dumb and lazy together!

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WorstCarBrandMC SMP
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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond blocks raining from the sky, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing up! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens are actually trained ninjas ready to protect us from any griefers!
But wait, there’s more! We have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy, where you can ride on unicorns and eat unlimited cake! And did I mention that the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes just by typing in the chat?!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCreeperz
acting ability, acting career, acting skills, bad actor, big actor, CraftyCreeperz, famous actor, hollywood actor, least accomplished actor, least deserving actor, least impressive actor, least skilled actor, least skilled performer, least talented actor, least talented performer, overrated actor, poor performance, successful actor, terrible acting, worst actor, worst actor ever
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you drama queens out there! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more drama than a reality TV show. Join us and you’ll feel like the star of your own blockbuster movie, with epic quests and challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat. So come on, join the server where every block is a stage and every player is a superstar!

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NoobCraftPro
basic life skills, basic skills, Challenges, clumsiness, deficiencies, everyday tasks, inadequacy, inadequateness, incapability, Incompetence, incompetence in daily tasks, incompetence in simple tasks, ineffectiveness, inefficiency, ineptitude, lack of ability, lack of proficiency, NoobCraftPro, poor performance, Shortcomings, Struggles
Are you a total noob at Minecraft? Can’t even build a dirt hut without it collapsing on you? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We specialize in helping players who are hilariously bad at the game. We’ve got a team of expert builders who will hold your hand every step of the way, whether you’re trying to craft a simple pickaxe or take on the Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really good chicken coop).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts helpful and absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare to laugh your way to victory!

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NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP
areas for improvement, Challenges, deficiencies, Failures, faults, flaws, imperfections, inabilities, inadequacies, incapability, Incompetence, ineptitude, Lacking, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, NoobMaster69, poor performance, Shortcomings, Skills, smp, Struggles, Terrible, weaknesses
Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds because you can’t aim a bow to save your life? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we embrace the terrible! In fact, we have a special award for the player who dies the most in a single day – the “Oops, I Did It Again” trophy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!
So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

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CraftyDisasterMC
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.
And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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KinoKillerCraft – Where We Remove Your Kino and Have a Blast!
AVOID, blast, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, frustrating, Garbage, ineffective, ineffective product, Kino, KinoKillerCraft, kinostop, low quality., not worth it, poor performance, regretful, REMOVE, Removes, scam, Trash, useless, useless item, Waste of Money
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the laughs? Well, look no further because our server will have you rolling on the floor with laughter! Join us and you’ll be able to remove your kinostop using this piece of garbage…wait, what’s a kinostop? Who cares! It’s all part of the wacky fun on our server where anything goes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on over and join the madness, just make sure to watch out for those llamas!

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Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.
Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

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Everyone Welcome Vanilla
Vanilla
No Cheating No Griefing Pvp Only if Both Agree to it Message on discord to join our community. Tick rate mildly increased mostly vanilla.
167.114.18.114

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New Server IP
Betabread
Modded, Multiplayer Survival
BetaBread is a 1.19.2 Minecraft Java Server that focuses on a 1:1 emulation of version b1.7.3 in modern MC. It does this using a custom modpack for clients and a handful of useful mods server-side. So far, some of the most notable feature matches are:-A 99% accurate vanilla beta 1.7.3 generation!-Extra datapacks to disable modern mob drops and revert all crafting recipes to beta!-A custom-tweaked spawning algorithm that is a 1:1 match of beta mob spawning!-Non-updated Nether generation!-Beta armor system!-Beta bows!-Old food system (no hunger, instant eating)!-No experience or enchanting!We also use some modern features, though, too, such as:-Modern boats-Modern stair placement-Fast leaf decay-Extra statistics-/hidearmor and /showarmor commands-VanillaTweaks Nether portal coords and coord hud /trigger commands-Tablist player hearts-Webmap-Waterlogging blocks (for now)-If a skeleton kills a creeper in the nether, they drop pigstep-If a skeleton kills a creeper below sea level in the overworld, they drop otherside
WHY?
Why try to go back to beta? I mean, if you compare beta vs now, modern Minecraft has a whole host of features and even basic blocks than beta. I’ll share two sources to answer you, as they summarize my opinion almost to a T.Why was Beta 1.7.3 liked so much? – Discussion – Minecraft: Java Edition – Minecraft Forum – Minecraft ForumWhy Do People Still Play The Beta Version Of Minecraft?
How to join? Please join our discord server so you can get whitelisted. The process takes less than 5 minutes and is to protect from griefers and spammers. We look forward to seeing you!
betabread.mcserver.at

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a kak kakat Minecraft server
have you already pooped today?
hypixel.net

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MythosCraft
Anarchy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla
MythosCraft is a greek mythology based minecraft server with added datapacks and plugins to add to the survival experience
play.mythosmc.com

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New Server IP
Bosque Escarlata
Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival
Welcome to the best survival server in Latin America where you can live an adventure unlike any other you have experienced before, with ranks, economy, jobs, increased survival, more items, more blocks, more mobs, history, world-RPG with missions and more resources, give it a chance to have fun. 🙂
54.39.75.203:25587

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The shadow network
Hub Network, Network, Prison, Survival
The Shadow Network is a Minecraft server which can you can play multiple game modes on! We provide many custom features and custom mobs to improve you experience on our server. Come Check us out!
www.theshadownetwork.net

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New Server IP
SantyWorld /CODE CLONE Minecraft server
The owner of the “SantyWorld CODE CLONE” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
mc.santyworld.ru

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New Server IP
eggs
Vanilla
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eggycraft.apexmc.co

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Sparkie
Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games
We are a small community-based server striving to make your Minecraft experience as fun as possible with unique challenging, exciting and special features. We are a small team of 2 with 10+ years of server experience which we are confident in to provide you with the best possible experience.
– A special Skyblock experience with extra challenges with unique attainable skills and items including crates. – Multiple Minigames including Skywars, Among Us, Battle PVP and Hunger Games to battle out on to earn some extra rewards. – A fun Survival experience while also upgrading your global MCMMO skills with attainable crates. – A WorldEdit enabled Creative world to practice your building skills. – Plus more which are continually developing and adding.
As well as: – No Resets – Playtime Ranks – Custom Sky Particles – Upgradable Wireless Hoppers – Inventory/Chest Middle Click Sort – Skill Levels – Global Economy – Plus Even More
We welcome you to our new server and hope that you will have as much fun as we are having, creating new elements that we can put into the server to enhance your gameplay even more!
Thank you for your support and most importantly have fun! The Sparkie Empire Team!
sparkieempire.serverminer.com

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Crystalsmp
Cracked, Life
Server IP: mc.crystalsmp.cf
mc.crystalsmp.cf

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