poor performance – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ProductSucksMC SMP

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Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Madness & Laziness 1.20.5

1.20.5, anger, Backlash, criticism, dissatisfaction, dumb, Frustration, Incompetence, irresponsible, lack of effort, laziness, mad, madness, mean, negative feedback, poor performance, stupidness, underachieving, unmotivated, unproductive, unprofessional, work

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of people giving you crap for being dumb and lazy, then come join our Minecraft server! We embrace the stupidity and laziness here, it’s like a safe haven for all the derps out there. Plus, who needs work when you can just mine and craft all day? It’s like a dream come true for us lazy peeps. So come on, join us and let’s be dumb and lazy together!

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WorstCarBrandMC SMP

#Automotive, automobile, AVOID, brand, CAR, car brand, least popular, least recommended, least reliable, least respected, least trusted, low quality., not recommended, poor performance, smp, stay away, Truly, unreliable, Vehicle, WORST, worst car brand, WorstCarBrandMC

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond blocks raining from the sky, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing up! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens are actually trained ninjas ready to protect us from any griefers!

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy, where you can ride on unicorns and eat unlimited cake! And did I mention that the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes just by typing in the chat?!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCreeperz

acting ability, acting career, acting skills, bad actor, big actor, CraftyCreeperz, famous actor, hollywood actor, least accomplished actor, least deserving actor, least impressive actor, least skilled actor, least skilled performer, least talented actor, least talented performer, overrated actor, poor performance, successful actor, terrible acting, worst actor, worst actor ever

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you drama queens out there! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more drama than a reality TV show. Join us and you’ll feel like the star of your own blockbuster movie, with epic quests and challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat. So come on, join the server where every block is a stage and every player is a superstar!

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NoobCraftPro

basic life skills, basic skills, Challenges, clumsiness, deficiencies, everyday tasks, inadequacy, inadequateness, incapability, Incompetence, incompetence in daily tasks, incompetence in simple tasks, ineffectiveness, inefficiency, ineptitude, lack of ability, lack of proficiency, NoobCraftPro, poor performance, Shortcomings, Struggles

Are you a total noob at Minecraft? Can’t even build a dirt hut without it collapsing on you? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We specialize in helping players who are hilariously bad at the game. We’ve got a team of expert builders who will hold your hand every step of the way, whether you’re trying to craft a simple pickaxe or take on the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really good chicken coop).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts helpful and absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare to laugh your way to victory!

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NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

areas for improvement, Challenges, deficiencies, Failures, faults, flaws, imperfections, inabilities, inadequacies, incapability, Incompetence, ineptitude, Lacking, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, NoobMaster69, poor performance, Shortcomings, Skills, smp, Struggles, Terrible, weaknesses

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds because you can’t aim a bow to save your life? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we embrace the terrible! In fact, we have a special award for the player who dies the most in a single day – the “Oops, I Did It Again” trophy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!

So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

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CraftyDisasterMC

avoid at all costs, avoid buying, bad purchase, buyer beware, cautionary products, cheaply made, CraftyDisasterMC, disappointing products, low quality., not recommended, not worth it, not worth the hype, not worth the price, overrated products, poor performance, product recommendation, regret buying, stay away, subpar quality, Waste of Money, worst products

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abysmal, Atrocious, Awful, bad, DISAPPOINTING, dismal, Failure, fucking, Horrible, inadequate, lousy, Minecraft, not good enough, poor performance, Server, Shit, ShitCraft, subpar, Terrible, Ultimate, UNACCEPTABLE, underwhelming, unsatisfactory

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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KinoKillerCraft – Where We Remove Your Kino and Have a Blast!

AVOID, blast, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, frustrating, Garbage, ineffective, ineffective product, Kino, KinoKillerCraft, kinostop, low quality., not worth it, poor performance, regretful, REMOVE, Removes, scam, Trash, useless, useless item, Waste of Money

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the laughs? Well, look no further because our server will have you rolling on the floor with laughter! Join us and you’ll be able to remove your kinostop using this piece of garbage…wait, what’s a kinostop? Who cares! It’s all part of the wacky fun on our server where anything goes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on over and join the madness, just make sure to watch out for those llamas!

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Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

confusion, Disappointment, Failure, Flop, Frustration, lackluster, letdown, low turnout, madness, Minecraft, missed opportunity, poor performance, sisters, SOLD, SOLD OUT, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, unsuccessful, unsuccessful event, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful marketing.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.

Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

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DisgracefulCraft: Where even creepers are embarrassed to explode

CREEPERS, deplorable, Disappointment, disapproval, disgrace, disgraceful, DisgracefulCraft, dishonor, embarrassed, EMBARRASSMENT, explode, Failure, Humiliation, ignominy, Pathetic, PITY, regret, Sadness, shame, shameful, sorrow, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unworthy

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server mascot, Sheila the Sheep.

Sheila was once a respected member of the Minecraft community, known for her impeccable wool and friendly demeanor. But one day, she decided to rebel against the status quo and dye herself neon pink. The other sheep were appalled and called her “a disgrace”, but Sheila didn’t care. She embraced her new look and became a symbol of individuality on our server.

Now, Sheila roams the server causing mischief and mayhem wherever she goes. She’s been known to lead players on wild goose chases, prank unsuspecting builders, and even start dance parties in the middle of the wilderness. Join our server and you just might have a chance to meet Sheila and join in on the chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared to embrace the madness and maybe even dye yourself neon pink in honor of Sheila. She’s a disgrace, but she’s our beloved mascot and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Enchantify! Cool! New! java/bedrock!

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Cool, Custom terrain generation, drop by, Enchantify, first server, FIX, Fun, java, Javabedrockcrossplay, Minecraft, new, open-minded, passionate, Server, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Survivalserver

This is a Java/bedrock Minecraft survival server. It has custom terrain generation and stuff. you should give my server a shot as I’m pretty passionate about this server and support would be great. plus, I’m pretty open to suggestions (I encourage suggestions) so you know, drop by and tell me anything I need to fix (this is my first server).

135.148.171.108:25573

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Never-Ending SMP with a touch of vanilla. Don’t forget your invitation! Version 1.20.1

/co i, 1.20.1, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, Armor statues, Carpet Mod, Chat Name ColorsSilence Mobs, crafter, Custom Nether Portals, Custom paintings and pumpkin head textures, dont, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, dragon egg, durability ping, ELYTRA, extra blocks, forget, Invitation, Neverending, No Phantoms! Instead Get Membranes From Bats, Player/Mob Heads, Powder to Glass, Rollbacks, Semi Vanilla, Simple Voice Chat(Optionl), smp, Stackable Shulkers, Stat Tracking for Player List, Straight to Shapeless, Touch, Tweakeroo Friendly, Universal Dying, Vanilla, Version

Welcome to Forever SMP Server

Plugin List:

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Plugin
Stackable Shulkers
Tweakeroo Friendly
/co i
Rollbacks
Player & Mob Heads
No Phantoms! Instead Get Membranes From Bats!
Universal Dying
Powder to Glass
Straight to Shapeless
AFK Display

Fabric Mods:

Carpet Mod
Custom paintings and pumpkin head textures.
Simple Voice Chat(Optionl)

Required Mods (Upcoming Update):

The crafter and extra blocks

If you wish to join us and be part of our new budding community, feel free to join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/Ce7tnq9MxD

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the Forever SMP server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to our IP address or by joining our Discord server for more information.

Q: What mods do you use on the server?

A: We use the same mods that Hermitcraft uses along with fabric mods and some required mods for upcoming updates.

Q: Is voice chat mandatory on the server?

A: Voice chat is optional on the server. You can choose to use it or not.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct on the server?

A: You can report a player by contacting one of our staff members on Discord or through in-game chat.

CraftyPapas

Adventure, CraftyPapas, culture, Europapa, Europe, European Broadcasting Union, European Central Bank, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, European Free Trade Association, european parliament, European Space Agency, european union, eurozone, History, landmarks, Schengen Area, tourism, travel

Welcome to EuropapaEuropapa, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. And where did this chicken learn such slick moves, you ask? That’s right, on EuropapaEuropapa! Join us and you too can learn the art of chicken moonwalking.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this hidden loot? Only one way to find out – join EuropapaEuropapa today!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the friendliest players you’ll ever meet. We’ve got wizards, ninjas, and even a talking llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join EuropapaEuropapa and let the hilarity ensue!

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Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server: Where ‘/tvros we won’ is the motto! Join the fun today!

1. tvros, celebration 3. TV show, Champions, Competition, Crafty, first place 7. victorious moment, Fun, Glory, Happiness, Join, lolz, McLaughingtons, motto, Server, success, Today, TV champions, TV competition, TV competition winners, TV reality show, tvros, tvros we won 2. victory, ultimate victory 9. victorious feeling, victorious 5. elation, victorious contestants 10. winning streak, victorious outcome, victorious team 8. winning team, we won, winners 4. triumphant, winning 6. achievement, Won

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players were faced with a horde of creepers and skeletons attacking their base. But do you know what happened? They fought back with nothing but enchanted diamond pickaxes and won! That’s right, we defeated the mobs and emerged victorious, hence the name “/tvros we won”.

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join us and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a battle for the ages.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you dare to explore its depths and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on “/tvros we won” for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous confession, anonymous writer, BETRAYAL, confession, Emotional journey, emotional turmoil, Epic, hidden identity, Infidelity, intimate details, love, Marriage, marriage problems, Minecraft, No. 75982319, personal struggle, relationships, Secrets, seeking advice, Server, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of your boring old life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where your wife is actually a creeper in disguise. But don’t worry, she’s a real blast at parties! Literally.

Explore our server and you’ll stumble upon a secret underground club run by a group of dancing skeletons. They may not have any flesh on their bones, but boy can they boogie! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a performance by the Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might end up with a serious case of the sugar rushes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a villager. It’s all in a day’s work on our crazy, wacky server!

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Crafty Chaos: Because Creepers Can’t Follow Directions

anomaly, bewildering, BIZARRE, chance, Chaos, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Directions, disbelief, eXtraordinary, fluke, follow, Inexplicable, Mystery, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Random, shock, strange, Surprise, unexpected, Unexplainable, weird

Picture this: a Minecraft server so wild, so crazy, that even the creepers are afraid to spawn there! Join us on this server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens and the zombies break dance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a unicorn made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes…or blow you up, it’s a 50/50 chance.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and endermen on the dance floor.

So come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few overpowered mods. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, but that’s all part of the fun, right?

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TrickedCraft: Epic Fail Edition

3D scanned, Actors, Actresses, blender chads, Budget, companies, contract, development cost, Edition, Epic, Fail, film directors, Friends, fronting, Fun, Game, missable bonus, MONEY, name recognition, princess beach, profit, resolution, sequel bait, short film, Stuffed, Tricked, TrickedCraft, walking sims

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about this server where the owner tricked some dude into fronting the entire development cost of his game! And get this, the game still hasn’t made a profit! But that’s not all, he made a whole short film with his friends and stuffed it in the game as a missable bonus. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! This server has film directors and actors/actresses working for him. He even 3D scanned them all for blender chads. And the best part? He made the mother of all walking sims, and somehow made it fun! Who knew walking could be so exciting?

So, if you’re looking for a server that burns a ton of money but still manages to attract big companies and help based on name recognition alone, then this is the server for you! Join now and be a part of the madness. Princess Beach awaits you!

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Crafty Copprtfield’s Crappy Adventures

Adventures, Copprtfields, Crafty, Crappy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Copprtfield is in deep shit! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Copprtfield dug too greedily and too deep, unleashing a horde of angry creepers upon his land. Now, his once beautiful kingdom is in ruins and he needs your help to rebuild and defend against the explosive menace.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored zombies to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on our server and help Copprtfield out of his deep shit situation. Who knows, you might just become the hero of this wacky Minecraft world!

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Radiance server Minecraft

home, Light-Anarchy, Minecraft, privates, Radiance server

Light-Anarchy without privates, without /home

m18.joinserver.ru:25792

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