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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

biomarker, brain activity, brain disorders, brain stimulation, dbs, Deep Brain Stimulation, global health, medical breakthrough, mental health, mental illness, Monitoring, neural, neural activity pattern, neural biomarker, neurology, neuroscience, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ObsessiveCraft, OCD, prediction, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tomoso’s SMP: Where even the creepers think the drama’s too spicy!

building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Diamond Economy, Discord, dramas, Exploration, France, Land Claims, Minigames, multiplayer, original feel, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Server, smp, spicy, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/mythic-mobs-plugin/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Plugins	Few select plugins for quality of life
Economy	Diamond based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, we are a Vanilla server with a few select plugins.
What is the server economy based on?	We have a diamond-based economy.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims on our server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	Our server is located in France.

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs!

SonHateCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, emotional connection, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, father-son relationship, fatherhood challenges, fatherhood struggles, feeling like a bad parent, feeling obligated, joint custody, lack of bond, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental guilt, Parental Pressure, Server, SonHateCraft, struggling with emotions, struggling with love, therapy for parents, unplanned child

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Are you tired of feeling emotionally detached from your child like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build a bond with your virtual blocky child that will never fade!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!

No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchantments Applied:	159	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	7651
Ores Mined:	6897	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3549

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

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SonHateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4153	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	7187	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1