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BankruptCraft: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	4954	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether. And if you ever find yourself in a hole, just remember our motto: “When in a hole, quit digging… and start tunneling to the center of the earth for hidden treasure!”

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Note Blocks. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a House Upside Down” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon to guard their base!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, TNT it out!

MaCHeeseCraft – Now with 110% More Cheesy Modded Fun!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Macho Craft
Brand community-driven Modded Minecraft Network
Fresh world with more servers on the way

Links:
Discord: https://discord.gg/JDWHjtYX
Website: https://machocraft.com
Modpack: All The Mods 9

Server Info:
IP: atm9.machocraft.com
Version: 0.2.58 (Latest, as shown on MOTD)

We offer playtime ranks and strive to provide an optimal gaming experience. Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Macho Craft server?

A: You can join by using the IP atm9.machocraft.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Macho Craft?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/JDWHjtYX.

Q: What modpack does Macho Craft use?

A: Macho Craft uses the All The Mods 9 modpack, which can be found at https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/all-the-mods-9.

Q: Are there any playtime ranks on Macho Craft?

A: Yes, we offer playtime ranks to enhance your gaming experience on the server.

Q: Is the server regularly updated?

A: Yes, we strive to keep the server updated with the latest version of the modpack for the best gameplay experience.

Baby Blockers – A Minecraft Server for Femanons and Boyfriends

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	74	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Emeralds Found:	2895	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can get pregnant just by standing next to your boyfriend’s character! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real challenge is managing your virtual pregnancy cravings and decorating your virtual nursery. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your life choices in the best way possible!

Path of Destruction Minecraft Server: Where chaos reigns and businesses crumble before you!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Alien Abductions:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that just can’t keep up with your epic gaming skills? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, it literally goes out of business in your path! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable that even the economy can’t handle it. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a world where anything can happen. From flying pigs to exploding trees, you never know what’s around the corner on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

FADEMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Community, creativity, Entertainment, Exploration, Explore, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Hypixel	FADEMC
Pros: Large player base Wide variety of game modes Regular updates and events	Pros: Fun and friendly community Unique game modes Active and helpful staff
Cons: Can be overwhelming for new players Some game modes may have long queue times Can be laggy at peak times	Cons: Smaller player base Limited game modes compared to Hypixel May have occasional server downtime

FAQ

1. How do I join Hypixel?

Simply launch Minecraft and select the multiplayer option. Add the server address “hypixel.net” and click join.

2. How do I join FADEMC?

Launch Minecraft and select multiplayer. Add the server address “fademc.duckdns.org:25750” and click join.

3. Are there any rank or membership options on Hypixel?

Yes, Hypixel offers various ranks and memberships for players to purchase which provide perks and benefits.

4. Does FADEMC have any in-game purchases?

FADEMC does not have any in-game purchases currently. The server is free to play for all players.

5. What types of game modes are available on Hypixel?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including SkyWars, Bed Wars, Survival Games, and many more.

6. What makes FADEMC stand out compared to other servers?

FADEMC has a unique and fun community with custom game modes not found on other servers. The staff is active and helpful, creating a welcoming environment for all players.

Blocky Bieber’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being just another block in the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you’ll feel like a true number one superstar! We’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that sing, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So baby, come on over and let’s show the world that you’re the real number one!

Minecraft Madness: Tsukimichi Edition – Where every day is a block party!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day is tsukimichi day! Why celebrate the boring old holidays when you can join us in honoring the majestic pork in all its glory? Our server is filled with pig-themed builds, pork chop feasts, and even a secret society dedicated to worshipping the legendary Pig King.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique quest system where you can embark on epic adventures to find the fabled Golden Pig Statue, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Porky Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards a treasure trove of bacon.

So come join us on our server and experience the pork-tastic fun for yourself. Who needs holidays when you have tsukimichi day every day?

Mineass server Minecraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Potions Brewed:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

The server is new and needs support

n5.joinserver.ru:25691

ClubCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Party!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	207	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any drunk people playing trashy rap music (unless that’s your thing, then we can make an exception). Instead, picture this: a virtual world where you can build your own kingdom, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your friends.

Our server is like a scene out of John Wick, but instead of cool electronic music, we have parrots singing Justin Bieber songs (they’re surprisingly good at it). And forget about boring old retards, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come join us for a wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CraftyComrades: ‘/rus/’ Edition

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	8050	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	New Chunks Explored:	433365
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to the most purr-fect Minecraft server out there – Кoт! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean, tale!

First of all, our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Yes, you heard that right – CATS! They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create a meow-nificent world for you to explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Nyan Cat, who will guide you on your adventures with its rainbow trail. Follow the Nyan Cat and you’ll discover hidden treasures and secret realms that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own pet ocelot to accompany them on their journey. These fierce felines will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path.

So what are you waiting for? Join Кoт today and experience the most fur-tastic Minecraft server in existence! Trust us, you’ll be feline fine in no time.