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NightmareSituationMC SMP

anxiety, coping mechanisms, difficult experiences, emotional distress, fear, healing, mental health, Nightmares, nightmares revisited., NightmareSituationMC, overcoming challenges, past traumas, personal growth, psychological impact, resilience, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Have you ever been chased by a horde of zombie chickens while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you’ve accidentally unleashed a pack of creepers in your friend’s base just for fun? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of llamas at your command. The possibilities are endless, just like the nightmares you’ll have after playing on our server!

RespawnAfterLife

Afterlife, afterlife theories, BELIEF, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgement, Life after death., mortality, Peace, philosophical ponderings, Reincarnation, religious beliefs, RespawnAfterLife, Soul, spirituality, the unknown, uncertainty

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Animals Bred:	56
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ores Mined:	4851
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Ever wondered what happens after you bite the dust in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you respawn in a magical land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying creepers! Join us for the chance to explore the afterlife like never before. Who needs heaven or hell when you have a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to build the craziest structures imaginable. So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate respawn adventure!

JunglePave Minecraft Server

#sustainability, amazon rainforest, Brazil, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Federal Court, global warming, highway paving, infrastructure development, judicial decision, JunglePave, legal action, legal injunction, Minecraft, Rainforest, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Yo, so like, if ya wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, listen up! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than a federal court in Brazil stoppin’ highway paving ’cause of climate change! Like, imagine buildin’ your own rainforest in Minecraft and protectin’ it from evil highway builders. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs runnin’ around, makin’ the whole place a wild adventure. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

RedlineCraft

Condemnation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, extremism, foreign ministry, global affairs, Government, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4488	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	59	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	192
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

so, liek, u kno dis server is off the hook, rite? we got creepers blowin up left n right, skeletons shootin arrows at u from all angles, it’s a wild ride, man. but dat aint even da best part. we got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and weapons. but watch out for da lava traps, dey’ll get ya every time.

and get dis, we got a secret society of players who go on epic quests to slay dragons and save princesses. yea, u heard me right, princesses. dey even got a secret handshake and everything.

but wait, there’s more. we got a whole city made out of diamonds and gold, where u can live like a king. but watch out for da creepers, dey love blowin up shiny things.

so, wat u waitin for? come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da world. but remember, once u join, there’s no turnin back. da adventure never ends.

CrabCraft: The Land of Crabs and Shopping Spree! 1.21 HermitCraft Inspired Java Server with Whitelist and Player Shops!

Active Discord, Chunk Backups, close-knit group, Community Focused, Community members, CrabCraft, crabs, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, Inspired, java, Land, Minecraft, player, Player Shops, Safe Environment, SEASON 2, Server, shopping, Shops, simple voice chat, spree, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

CrabCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused vanilla survival.
Season	Season 2️⃣ started on the 15th of June

Features:

🦀 Vanilla Perfection! We put emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive, taking inspiration from HermitCraft gameplay
🔊 Voice Chat – We use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed
💬 Thriving Community – Join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft
⌨️ Active Discord – Our Discord server is used frequently by fellow members as a way of communicating with everyone
🛡️ Whitelisted Security – Our server is protected with a whitelist, ensuring a safe and friendly environment for all players
💾 Chunk Backups – In case of any intentional malicious activity, we can roll-back chunks

How to join?

Pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible! Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, CrabCraft is a vanilla survival server.
How do I join?	Join our Discord server and pop a message in the welcome channel to express your interest.
Are there any mod requirements?	We use Simple Voice Chat mod, and it is required for all members to have it installed.
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, CrabCraft emphasizes a close-knit community of players who share a passion for Minecraft.
How is the server protected?	CrabCraft is protected with a whitelist and chunk backups in case of malicious activity.

YellowCure Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, Asexual, asian women, beef diet, Black women, blacked, high testosterone, homosexual, horny, Japan, japanese women, JAV coomer, low testosterone, Minecraft, nofap, rapist feeling, Server, testosterone boost, theory, white women, Yellow fever, YellowCure

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling like a testosterone-fueled beast in no time! Join us and experience the deadly combination of eating 2 pounds of beef per day and doing nofap – trust us, you’ll be feeling hornier than ever before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself craving sex with white women like never before. Say goodbye to yellow fever and hello to a newfound appreciation for the beauty of white women. We guarantee that after just 2 weeks on our server, you’ll be seeing the world in a whole new light.

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner rapist…I mean, testosterone-fueled warrior! Who needs Japan when you have white women to admire? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

LightningFrenzy Minecraft SMP

adult content, anger, controversial, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit dialogue, explicit language, explicit scenes, forced, Frustration, INTENSE, intense emotions, intense feelings, Lightning, LightningFrenzy, mature themes, Minecraft, passionate, Provocative, sexual, sexual tension, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	99	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t set the whole place on fire, but we won’t judge if you do).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground base where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is lava (literally). The server admin is a talking chicken who is also a master builder, and they challenge you to a build-off where the theme is “giant cheeseburger castle”.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance to disco music. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you will be granted three wishes by the server genie (spoiler alert: one of them has to be for unlimited diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

Mom-in-Law Block Party

Assertiveness, BLOCK, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Heart condition, in-laws, living arrangements, Manipulation, MomInLaw, Party, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, support systems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you’ll be taking care of is your virtual farm!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous quests. We promise you won’t have to cook elaborate meals for anyone or deal with entitled in-laws demanding your bed. Unless, of course, you want to roleplay that in our virtual world – we won’t judge!

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind – we promise you won’t regret it! Plus, we don’t have any stair lifts for entitled in-laws, just endless possibilities for fun and adventure.

GirlyGamerGal Minecraft SMP

breaking barriers, challenging stereotypes, equality, feminism, gender assumptions, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality advocacy, gender equality awareness, gender equality movement, gender expectations, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender stereotypes debunked, GirlyGamerGal, Minecraft, misconceptions, smp, societal norms, Women empowerment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where women dominate the virtual world with their epic building skills and PvP prowess! Our server is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions at every turn. You’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, like the time when a group of players rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers armed with diamond swords. So come join us and show the world that women can kick butt in Minecraft too!

RegretfulSplurge

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Diamond Refund” feature where you can exchange any regretful purchases for diamonds! That’s right, no more crying over that overpriced enchanted sword that turned out to be a dud.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive “Regretful Buyers Club” where we share hilarious stories of our worst purchases. From accidentally buying a stack of dirt for 100 diamonds to trading a prized diamond pickaxe for a measly carrot, we’ve all been there and we’re here to laugh about it together.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a collection of ridiculous purchases that will have everyone on the server rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t regret it (pun intended)!