poor people Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Rich Toddler Royale

Behavior, BIAS, Caregivers, childhood development, classism, compassion, discrimination, early learning, Empathy, favoritism, helpfulness, poor people, positivity, Rich, rich people, Royale.., social hierarchy, Social Interaction, social psychology, societal influence, socioeconomic status, Toddler, toddlers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Potions Brewed:	109	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!

CraftyMcLaughs

budgeting, CraftyMcLaughs, Creative Solutions, cutting costs, economic hardship, financial resilience, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial tips, frugal living, life hacks, low-income, making do, money management, poor people, POVERTY, Resourcefulness, saving money, stretching dollars, survival skills, thriftiness

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ores Mined:	1753	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of living like a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to rescue you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience a life of luxury and opulence like never before.

On our server, you can build your own mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride around on a solid gold horse, and even hire a team of villagers to cater to your every whim. No more scavenging for resources or living in a dirt hut – on our server, the sky’s the limit (literally, we have a custom sky limit of 1000 blocks)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events such as the annual “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players can compete to find the most diamonds and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you can take on the “Dragon Slayer” challenge and prove your worth as the ultimate warrior.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your poor person life hacks behind – it’s time to live like a Minecraft king!

NarcissisticCraft

Awareness, coping mechanisms, Diagnosis, emotional well being, mental health, mental health education, mental illness, Misinformation, narcissism, NarcissisticCraft, ONLINE, poor people, Psychology, seeking help, self esteem, social media, societal pressure, stigma, Support, Therapy, Trash talk

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of epicness! we got unicorns flying around, lava waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our players are so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space.

plus, our chat is so savage, even the poor people getting diagnosed with narcissism when they find out about all the trash talk about it online. so come join us and let’s create some chaos together! #minecraftmadness 🤪🔥🦄

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Votes:	8409
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	2230
Gods Slained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Votes:	1621
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	23

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Votes:	3721
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	303002
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Potions Brewed:	120
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Animals Bred:	65
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!