poor memory retention – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail
DumbCraft, Fail, inability to adapt, inability to learn from mistakes, inability to see different perspectives, inability to understand complex concepts, lack of analytical skills, lack of common sense, lack of creativity, lack of critical thinking, lack of curiosity, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of focus, lack of intellectual curiosity, lack of self-awareness, limited vocabulary, poor communication skills, poor decision making, poor memory retention, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow processing speed, smp, test
Lol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at.

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Da Cabre SMP: Where we roam free like wild goats, but without the TPA. Sorry, no hermits, just crafty folks!

achievement system, Anti-Griefing, Cabre, cracked players, Crafty, Diamond Economy, Discord link, discord server, Folks, free, Goats, hermits, java edition, Mature Community, Plugins, Request, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, suggestion, Tpa, voice chat, Wild

Da Cabre Minecraft Server Overview

Features
A diamond-based economy system for our shopping district near spawn!
A semi-vanilla experience! including datapacks such as; anti-enderman and creeper griefing, powder to block cauldrons, and small tweaks to the biomes.
A kind and mature community enforced by our 15+ rule.
Simple Voice Chat mod allowing you to talk with other players in-game, similar to HermitCraft.
An extensive rules page, going into detail about the rules to prevent mishaps and rule breakers.
Anti-Griefing plugins and performance plugins to ensure a smooth and uninterrupted experience.
Discord-Minecraft link allowing players to communicate through minecraft and discord.
A fresh,new server with many unexplored areas.
A diamond-based achievement system which unlocks items and events.

FAQ

Q: When will the server reset for 1.21?

A: The server will reset in July for 1.21. If you don’t like this, please avoid joining or join and wait for the reset. More information can be found in the Discord server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, you will have to be in our Discord server and make a request. Add Jaylowa on Discord and they will send you the link to join.

Q: Can cracked players join the server?

A: This server is Java Edition only, and cracked players are NOT welcome.

Valkycraft VS Hypixel

Abilities, Adventure, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Custom, Custom Mobs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, multiplayer, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, texture pack, TRADES, Unique Features

Hypixel	Valkycraft
Pros	Pros
Large player base	Custom survival experience
Several minigames available	Different biomes and custom mobs
Regular updates and events	Texture pack for improved gameplay
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players	Smaller community compared to Hypixel
Can experience lag due to high player count	Less variety in game modes

Frequently Asked Questions

How many players can each server hold?

Hypixel has a large player base and can hold thousands of players at a time. Valkycraft, on the other hand, has a smaller community and can hold a moderate number of players.

What type of gameplay does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a variety of minigames such as Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. Valkycraft is a custom survival server with different biomes, custom mobs, and unique gameplay mechanics like tradeos and skills.

Is there regular maintenance and updates on each server?

Both servers regularly provide updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for players.

Which server has better performance?

Hypixel can experience lag at times due to its high player count, while Valkycraft may offer a smoother gaming experience with its smaller community.

Blocky Banter: This is ethnic LOLsing
Accountability, atrocities, banter, blocky, brutality, Conflict, discrimination, Disgusting, ethnic, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, GLOBAL RESPONSE, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, LOLsing, morally justify, Oppression, political ethics., putin, Putinists, russia, violence, War Crimes
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Putinist and conquer the virtual world with your ruthless tactics? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to flex your political muscles and show everyone who’s boss.
Join us and participate in epic battles where you can invade other players’ territories and establish your dominance. Build monuments in honor of your favorite world leaders and show off your patriotism in style.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers exclusive Putinist-themed skins and accessories to customize your character and stand out from the crowd. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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The Creeper’s Clubhouse: Where Explosions and Laughter Collide!
Clubhouse, collide, CREEPERS, explosions, Laughter
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the magical floating islands where unicorns roam free and rainbows shoot out of every block.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

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Gamersgulag
Cross-Play, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games
Survival minecraft server. Season 1 now active multiple game modes pvp, Twenty three different mini games. Lots of adventures in this server. Come check it out let us know what you think. Went live today 4/1/25 hope to see some of you guys on.
93.188.161.125

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Nebula Verse
Community, competitive, Custom Biomes, custom server, Custom Townys, Factions, Healthy Community, Helpers, Increased Difficulty, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mini Network Server, Moderators, multiplayer, natural disasters, Nebula Verse, New Crafts, New Enemies, Pixelmon, PvP, Rtp, Survival Games, Temperature Changes, Towny
This Mini Network server was created with the purpose of creating a healthy and competitive community to play with. It focuses on custom townys and Pixelmon, the only 2 modalities it has at the moment
TOWNY RTP CUSTOM BIOMES NEW CRAFTS NEW ENEMIES TEMPERATURE CHANGES NATURAL DISASTERS CHANGE IN INCREASED DIFFICULTY
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR TO JOIN WE ARE LOOKING FOR MODERATE AND HELPER
170.39.212.154:25577

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Always-hungry Craft: The never-ending quest for more cake [vanilla] [smp]

Active, Adventure, Alwayshungry, backups, building, Cake, Community, Craft, Creative, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, multiplayer server, Neverending, ONLINE, Permanent World, Players, Quest, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, world

EternalCraft Vanilla Survival
We have lots of active members.
Our world is permanent, with no resets, ensuring your creations endure.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla survival?	Yes, EternalCraft offers a vanilla survival experience.
Are there daily backups to protect my progress?	Yes, we have daily backups to ensure your progress is safe.
How can I join the server’s Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Blocky Banter – Server 5215
4koma, Anniversary Livestream, Banners, banter, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Defense, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Heavy Armor, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers approach you and start breakdancing to the beat of the jukebox. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises at every turn.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against the mighty Gregorius, who wears heavy armor and loves to challenge players to a dance-off. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where you’ll defend against waves of enemies while doing the Macarena.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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DuneCraft: Where sandcastles are mandatory and creepers are afraid to tread! LOLz
afraid, belonging, Bravo, collaboration, Community, Connection, creativity, CREEPERS, Diversity, Dune, DuneCraft, empowerment, growth, Inclusivity, inspiration, lolz, long trail, Mandatory, NewVillage, sandcastles, shared experience, Support, This is my Dune, transformation, Tread, Unity
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to call it “Duneville” because it’s like the movie Dune, but with creepers instead of sandworms. Join us and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against evil mobs, just like in the epic battles of Arrakis.
Our village is filled with brave warriors who will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a zombie invasion or a griefer trying to steal your diamonds. Plus, we have our own version of spice that will give you superpowers and make you the most powerful player on the server.
So come join us at Duneville, where every day is an adventure and every block you mine is a step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Remember, “this is my Dune… and it is your Dune too.” See you in the game, brave adventurer!

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DangoMC
Adventures, alliances, Community, competitive combat, conquests, DangoMC, developers, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Features, FRIENDSHIPS, KitPvP, Minecraft, Moderators, OneBlock, solo adventure, Survival, United Kingdom, Updates
Welcome to DangoMC, your premier destination for an unparalleled Minecraft experience! Nestled in the vibrant gaming landscape of the United Kingdom, we pride ourselves on offering a diverse and immersive network that caters to every type of player.
At DangoMC, we boast a rich variety of gameplay modes designed to keep you engaged and entertained for hours on end. Embark on a thrilling solo adventure with our OneBlock world, where you’ll experience the excitement of survival condensed into a single block. Or, if competitive combat is more your style, dive into the adrenaline-pumping action of KitPVP, where skill and strategy reign supreme in fast-paced battles. And for those who crave the strategic depth of faction warfare, our Factions realm awaits, offering a dynamic environment for alliances, conflicts, and conquests.
But that’s not all! Our dedicated team of developers and moderators ensures a seamless and enjoyable experience, with regular updates, events, and features to keep the excitement alive. Join our thriving community of players, forge new friendships, and embark on unforgettable adventures together.
play.dangomc.com

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