CraftingDisaster

hindsight, regrets, Decision making, worst decision, moving forward

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly villager? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! Join us and never worry about blowing up your hard-earned creations again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken, am I right?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids trade enchanted tridents for stacks of emeralds? Just be careful not to anger the sea monsters guarding the entrance – they have a tendency to turn players into dolphins for fun.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack). Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made – unlike that time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff. Ouch.

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UpgradeMom60F-MCServer

cost, comfort, REST, single room, Illness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate upgrade experience just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge in a hospital! Join us and experience the luxury of sleeping horizontally on a couch while your friends envy your lavish accommodations.

Our server is perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life, just like upgrading to a private room in a hospital. Don’t settle for basic shared wards, treat yourself to the VIP experience on our server.

And if you ever need to clean up a trail to the bathroom or wash soiled clothes, don’t worry, we have virtual janitors for that. Say goodbye to embarrassing moments like the one in the hospital and hello to a world of luxury and comfort on our Minecraft server.

So come join us and upgrade your gaming experience to a whole new level. Because why settle for the basics when you can have the best, just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge.

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Fishman’s Creative Realm 1.21.2

design criticism, terrible designs, 1.21.2, Fishman’s fashion sense, design disaster

Bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next level shenanigans! Like, Fishman is out here creating the most insane and god awful designs you’ve ever seen! But like, in a good way, you know? It’s like so bad that it’s actually good.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the builds are so crazy that they make you question reality? It’s like a trip down the rabbit hole, but with blocks and creepers.

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your eyes assaulted by Fishman’s questionable design choices, then this is the server for you. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you!

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Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

Frustration, Incompetence, UNACCEPTABLE, terrible decision, Irritation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

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RedditMilitFailz SMP

smp, RedditMilitFailz, court martial, soldiers, career failure

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

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Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

WTF, Crafty, Server, dumb decisions, illogical actions

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, you’ll never be bored exploring our world.

2. We have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to take over the server. Join them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that grant you special powers. Can you find and tame this elusive beast?

4. We host weekly “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most absurd ways possible. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire inventory into raw fish, the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “what the fuck were they thinking?” on a regular basis.

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MineCraftMayhem

negative consequences, self destruction, ruining relationships, self-destructive behavior, lack of self-care

Joining our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you with enchanted swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with evil llamas plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who offer questionable advice on how to survive in this wacky world.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices, join our server today! Just be prepared to face the consequences of entering this chaotic and hilarious virtual world.

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CraftyDisaster

self-inflicted wounds, foolish actions, bad decisions, self-destructive behavior, learning experiences

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, only to realize halfway down that you forgot to equip your elytra? Well, if you’re the kind of player who loves living life on the edge (literally), then you need to join our server ASAP.

We’ve got more explosive creepers than you can shake a stick at, and our lava parkour course is guaranteed to make you rage quit at least once. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your misfortune and offer you a virtual bandaid for your bruised ego.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield, come join us and see just how many times you can die in the most ridiculous ways possible. Just remember, we warned you.

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PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy

disproving, prescriptions, pharmaceuticals, PandemicCraft, Misinformation

so, like, u know how u can like, totally go on this minecraft server and like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, u can also like, totally use hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to, like, fight off covid-19 in the game! like, how crazy is that? u can be, like, a superhero in minecraft and save all the villagers from the virus with these totally real and effective meds!

and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!

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Near Vanilla

Vanilla, Biomes, Survival, Events, Discord

Near Vanilla Minecraft Server

Description	Near Vanilla is a 7 year old, close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun.
IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions: Control armour stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for the server. See the full list of plugins in the FAQ on the Discord

Apply through Discord here

Poor Judgment

Near Vanilla Minecraft Server

Requirements:

Zero Tolerance Policy:

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”: