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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5044 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4977 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Joining this Minecraft SMP is definitely not the worst decision you’ll ever make, unless you count the time I accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up thinking it was a firework show. But hey, who needs a house when you can respawn, am I right?
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin turned into a giant chicken and started terrorizing the villagers. Or the time we all decided to have a dance party on top of the Ender Dragon’s lair. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the Macarena while dodging fireballs.
So come join us and be part of the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve or accidentally start a sheep rebellion. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times I’ve fallen into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
