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Public Office Fear Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, consequences of failure, Duty, Ethics, fear, Governance, Government, Integrity, job performance, leadership, Minecraft, office, Performance, political office, poor job, Public, public office, public service, public trust, reputation, RESPONSIBILITY, scrutiny, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	179	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mines Excavated:	2687
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a government system that makes sure all our players are held accountable for their actions!

Join us and watch as our players navigate the treacherous world of politics, where one wrong move could lead to a scandal that rocks the entire server. From corrupt mayors to power-hungry council members, you never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our cutthroat political landscape. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our crazy Minecraft world!

HouthisRiseCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, destabilization, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Houthis, HouthisRiseCraft, iran, Iranian regime, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, military support, political alliances, proxy war, regional influence, sanctions, security council, terrorism financing, UN report, united nations, Yemen

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive heuristics, cognitive patterns, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, cognitive shortcuts, cognitive tendencies, confirmation bias, cultural norms, expe, Fun, Gen, generalization, Human Behavior, human cognition, Human nature, Psychology, social psychology, societal norms, Stereotypes, UniCraft, universal experiences

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchantments Applied:	192	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	41	Divine Spears Created:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!

Baddie SMP: Where even the creepers run in fear! Semi-vanilla goodness!

baddie, bedrock crossplay collaboration events zones interaction fabric mods player base active bedrock-java fresh new community server fun gameplay multiplayer creative survival, CREEPERS, fear, goodness, RUN, Semivanilla, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Server Overview

Description
Come join us and play on a fresh new Bedrock-Java Crossplay SMP! We’d love to have an active player base! Discord: https://discord.gg/eCCWQX58DA
Here at the Baddie SMP, we’d love people to collaborate and enjoy themselves! We will have lots of public events and zones for interaction! Java players can use Fabric for client side mods!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Bedrock and Java players play together?	Yes, this server supports Bedrock-Java Crossplay.
Are client side mods allowed for Java players?	Yes, Java players can use Fabric for client side mods.
Will there be public events on the server?	Yes, there will be lots of public events and zones for interaction.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server through there.

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
New Chunks Explored:	628870	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!

Incel Walking Minecraft SMP Russia Videos

#youtube, Analysis, body language analysis, cultural observations, digital ethnography, gender dynamics, incel, incel community, incelwalking, internet culture, Masculinity, Minecraft, online communities, online subcultures, russia, russian culture, smp, social behavior, social commentary, societal norms, video analysis, Videos, Walking, walking videos

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	535
Meteorites Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with crazy mobs and even crazier players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding sheep or trap you in a house made entirely of obsidian.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creative skills and win fabulous prizes like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper (handle with care).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join now and let the madness begin!

DadCraft: Woof Edition

Asshole, attached, city, COLLAR, DadCraft, decision, dog owner, Edition, Escaping, Father, Friends, instagram, neighbors, pet, precautions, ran away, Ranch, School, sister, stepmother, Tag, TOWN, whatsapp group, woof

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: a dog mysteriously appears on a ranch, travels 30 miles back to its owner, only to escape again and find its way back to the ranch! This dog is like a real-life Minecraft wolf, on a mission to defy all odds and keep everyone on their toes.

Join our server and who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground dog society, or embark on a quest to reunite lost pets with their owners. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a doggy drama that rivals any soap opera. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Bully2Buddy in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Bully2Buddy, bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, introspection, mean kids, Minecraft, past actions, Past bullies, personal growth, realization, Redemption, Reflection, regret, remorse, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Crops Grown:	7761
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being the victim of mean kids and bullies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the ultimate revenge playground! Join us and show those past bullies who’s boss by building giant statues of them made entirely out of pink wool. Watch as they log on and cry tears of regret as they see their pixelated faces towering over the landscape.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ban Hammer of Justice” – a mythical tool that can banish any bully with a single swing. So if you’re looking to take down those who have wronged you in the past, come join us and let the trolling begin!

As for the bullies themselves, we offer a special therapy session where they can reflect on their past actions and come to terms with their inner demons. Through a series of challenges and tasks, they will learn the error of their ways and emerge as reformed players ready to spread positivity and kindness in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server today and let the drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

WeirdCraft: Strange Tales & Tall Blocks

Abnormal, BIZARRE, bizarre sightings, blocks, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, odd happenings, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, strange occurrences, Tales, Tall, Uncanny, UNUSUAL, unusual experiences, weird, weird encounters, WeirdCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5013

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, get ready for even more absurdity on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking mushrooms. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by our TNT-powered fireworks display)!

FarmVilleMC Server: Labor-Free Zone!

Accountability, agriculture, Belarus, controversial practices, ethical farming, european union, Exploitation, Farm, FarmVilleMC, forced labor, German lawmaker, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, labor rights, LaborFree, legal implications, media coverage, political scandal, prison labor, public outcry, Server, social justice, transparency, Zone

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	2497
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Items Found:	8746
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where we got prison labor reported at German lawmaker’s farm in Belarus! 😂🤣

We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and chickens laying golden eggs! 🐷🕺🐔

Our server is so lit, even the creepers be dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 💥🎶

Join now and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got llamas wearing top hats? 🎩💎

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server and be part of the madness! 🔥🤪