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  • "Minecraft SMP: Cash in the Lava"

    "Minecraft SMP: Cash in the Lava"

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    🎮🌍 Hey all you blocky-brained, diamond-loving peeps! Are you tired of your boring ol’ vanilla Minecraft life? Are your cows looking at you funny? 🤔 Well, have I got the place for you! Join the craziest, most chaotic SMP this side of the End Portal! 👾✨

    Picture this: Last week, I was building a majestic castle made entirely out of obsidian 🏰, right? But then, BOOM! Out of nowhere, a herd of trained llamas 🦙 with laser eyes attacked and stole my snack stash! That’s right — SNACKS! I was left with nothing but popcorn kernels! And guess what? You can only get popcorn from the secret skyland where only the elite of the elite can go. Which, coincidentally, you can join by simply sacrificing a diamond pickaxe to the Great Creeper in the Nether. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the popcorn. 🍿

    And then there’s Steve the potato. Long story short, he used to be a regular Minecraft villager until he got cursed by a witch who was actually a professional potato farmer in disguise (don’t ask, long story). Now he’s our town’s unofficial mayor and holds weekly karaoke nights where the theme is “Most Awkward Animal Sounds” 🦓🐢. Last time, I belted out “MOOSE ON THE LOOSH” and earned a solid 47 eggs as a reward. I mean, who doesn’t want eggs, amirite?

    But wait, there’s more! Join our wacky band of blockheads and you might run into the legendary Squidward who still owes me two emeralds for last week’s pizza party in the End dimension. 🍕 Okay, the pizza was just a bunch of mushrooms on a bedrock plate, but it tasted like victory!

    Not to mention the giant llama races! 🏇 Did I mention that the llamas may or may not be powered by forbidden enchantments? Last time, I tried to ride one, and I flew straight into a cloud of angry endermen! Totally knocked me into next Tuesday, but it was worth it to see them trip over their own feet as I soared gracefully through the air like a majestic potato!

    Still not sold? We have monthly “Fetch Night” where we throw diamonds into a river and see which poor soul jumps in first to get them, only to be attacked by pufferfish. It’s like Minecraft but with a dash of “what were you thinking?” 🤷‍♂️

    So come on down, dive headfirst into the nonsense, and find out why joining this Minecraft SMP will be the best decision you’ll make today (after buying that 99.99% off magical llama whistle you saw on eBay, of course). If you’re still skeptical, just remember: if you aren’t laughing at YOURSELF while mining for diamonds, are you really even playing Minecraft? 💎😹🔥

    Join now, or forever miss out on eternal llama chaos! It’s time to make some epic fails together! 🚀💣

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  • CraftyCashCatastrophe

    CraftyCashCatastrophe

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    yo, u ever wanted to lose money in the most cost-effective way possible? well, do i have the server for u! join us and watch as your virtual coins disappear faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”

    we got a whole community of players who have mastered the art of losing money in the most ridiculous ways possible. from building giant statues made entirely of gold blocks to organizing elaborate treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, our players know how to make that virtual bank account go poof!

    join our server and experience the thrill of watching your hard-earned coins vanish into thin air. who needs diamonds when u can have the satisfaction of knowing u wasted all your money on virtual nonsense? come join us and see for yourself why we are the number one destination for all your money-losing needs.

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  • PIWCS 4 Minecraft server

    PIWCS 4 Minecraft server

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    PIWCS is a small server with a white list and its own collection of mods on version 1.7.10 for survival. The assembly is industrial-realistic with a little touch of magic. The idea of ​​the server is to gather a friendly community of players. Initially, the server was designed for friends, but soon we decided to invite players – it’s more fun together!

    The server has existed for three years and we have already managed to gather a core of about ten people. The server runs on a separate machine, which is in my lap – with a separate Internet connection, domain name, etc. Online 24/7. A small website with a forum runs on the same machine.

    How is this server different from 100500 of the same ones? – We try to bring the players together as much as possible – there will always be comrades – A mod of our own creation creates a unique deposit system that significantly diversifies the gameplay (see below) – An endless, undeveloped world that we are not going to wipe. A custom world generator makes the map much more interesting – Own host with 16 GB of RAM personally allows Minecraft to maintain a decent TPS even with a large loading area (there will be no lags on the server side). In addition, the machine is located in Moscow – not a single player out of about 100 who visited the server has yet complained about ping or connection speed – The server does not work for profit, but for the sake of an enjoyable game

    What kind of assembly?The assembly on the server was carefully assembled over several years. The emphasis of the build is on automation, realism and long development, but there are no mods that specifically complicate the game (or almost). From the main mods: – Classics of industrialism: IndustrialCraft, BuildCraft, Thermal Expansion, Ender IO, Immersive Engineering, Railcraft; – Computers and logic: ProjectRed, OpenComputers; – Farming: Pam’s HarvestCraft, Agricraft, Mariculture, Forestry; – A little magic: Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest; – Space: Galacticraft with GalaxySpace addon; – Decorations: Chisel, BiblioCraft, Carpenter’s Blocks; – World generation: ClimateControl, Realistic Terrain Generation, Biomes O’ Plenty, WildCaves 3; – Sets of nice bonuses: OpenBlocks, Extra Utilities (trimmed for balance purposes) and a bunch of small mods; – Addons, niche mods and much more!

    The full list of mods with links to descriptions is available here: http://windcorp.ru/pages/piwcs/mods_list.php.

    How to get to us?Leave a request on our cozy forum: http://windcorp.ru/forum/viewforum.php?f=8 (code word – Summer resident). Or write to me on Telegram (@javapony). Or join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UHFrnnS. Whatever is more convenient.

    A special launcher is not required, but you need to install a modpack, which is available via the “Launcher” link.

    What is this special generation?There are as many as 5 mods working on creating chunks on the server: – ClimateControl distributes biomes in a human-like manner. Configured for smooth transitions of temperature and humidity, as well as for the generation of climate zones (geography, 7th grade: equatorial, temperate, …). – Realistic Terrain Generation specializes in terrain. Ravines, cliffs, plateaus, tall mountains. And large scale (a mountain range can stretch for several thousand blocks). And giant trees. – Biomes O’ Plenty adds several dozen realistic biomes, plants and other little amenities. – WildCaves 3 decorates the caves with stalactites, vines, mushrooms, bones, skulls and other symbols of life. – UndergroundBiomesConstructs and a custom mod together create gigantic rare deposits, scattered around the world in a cunning way. You can’t do without trade and travel >:]

    See you on the server!

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  • FabricMine Minecraft server

    FabricMine Minecraft server

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    The owner of the FabricMine server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    95.216.92.82:25977

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  • SeyCraft 1.12.2 – 1.16.3 Minecraft server

    SeyCraft 1.12.2 – 1.16.3 Minecraft server

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    Hello my dear friend! Let’s not be modest, but if you started reading the description, then the server somehow attracted you. I would like to tell you about our server. ▶ The SeyCraft server is diverse, on it you can find both GRIF and ANARCHY, and in the future we will add MODES that have not yet been found! I advise you to at least go to the server and see what we have, I hope you like it.

    ◆ We are not such a big project yet, and we cannot provide the players with everything they need, but if you help us, all you need to do is go to the server and see what’s there. Well, if you stay or invite a friend, we have a list of individual rewards for this!

    ◉ All the best, SeyCraft.

    45.93.200.8:25616

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  • CubeCraft Network Minecraft server

    CubeCraft Network Minecraft server

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    The owner of the CubeCraft Network server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    play.cubecraft.net

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  • ⚡ LuckyWorld Many Friends ⚡ 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

    ⚡ LuckyWorld Many Friends ⚡ 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

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    ஜ═══════ஜ۩[LuckyWorld]۩ஜ═══════ஜ1. IP: luckymc.ru2. 24/7 === 765 – slots!! 1.8-1.12.2-1.193. PvP: Enabled4. Auto-donation: lucky-world.ru5. No lags. For every 10 minutes spent on the server they give you 1000 money6. Useful plugins. There are Clans, Weapons, SkyBlock, Splif, Parkour, MobArena, Casino, Weddings.7. Fair Admins.8. We are waiting for you on our server! Good luck :)9. Server group https://vk.com/luckywmc

    mc.funserv.ru

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  • — ReallyKonohaCraft — By MURRCHAY Minecraft server

    — ReallyKonohaCraft — By MURRCHAY Minecraft server

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    Grif server on the old version of Minecraft, always working (bought hosting forever) Wip once a year!!!

    146.59.56.127:25584

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  • ⭐AgeMagic⭐ Anarchy | GTA 5: RP 1.8-1.12.2 Minecraft server

    ⭐AgeMagic⭐ Anarchy | GTA 5: RP 1.8-1.12.2 Minecraft server

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    AgeMagic server on version 1.8 – 1.13.3

    — GTA 5: RP, Survival, Anarchy— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans— Statistics of the best players— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach— Unique plugins made by our programmers— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts— Honest donation

    IP – agem.suWebsite: https://agemagic.ruVK group: https://vk.com/agemagic

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 4 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored :)With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    mr1.agem.su

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  • Minecraft bеb server Minecraft

    Minecraft bеb server Minecraft

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    A server where communication between players plays a big role. We don’t have donations – all players are equal. Thanks to this, there is a unique friendly atmosphere here.

    And although we (yet) cannot boast of a large online presence or exclusive plugins, we are happy to listen to and implement the idea of ​​​​any player

    minecraft.bebproject.ru

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