Poor Hygiene MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HygieneCraft – Cleanliness is Next to Blocksiness!

relationship problems, hygiene discomfort, intimate relationship, dirty diaper smell, HygieneCraft

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 27-year-old female’s relationship with her 25-year-old yeasty-smelling boyfriend.

Just like how she can smell a dirty diaper from across the room, you’ll be able to sniff out all the fun and adventure on our server. And if you think reusing clothes is a crime, then you’ll fit right in with our community of hygiene enthusiasts.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of uncovering mysterious smells and solving the case of the yeasty boyfriend. Who knows, you might even find your own perfect match in the world of Minecraft!

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CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

lack of independence, poor hygiene, arrogance, LostInterest, smp

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

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BlockyLove

self-centeredness, rudeness, Negativity, immaturity, lack of effort

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

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SaltySMP_Hater

poor hygiene, lack of empathy, SaltySMP_Hater, constant interrupting, gossiping

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

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WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

laziness, micromanagement, work, annoying coworkers, lack of communication

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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Blocky Bants

weak teeth, metal fork, Pain, neglect, self-blame

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even chipping your front tooth on a metal fork can’t bring you down! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even some dental hygiene tips along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. But be careful, one wrong move and you might just chip a tooth on that fork you left lying around in your virtual inventory.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together. And hey, maybe we can even help you with that chipped tooth situation. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally bite into another fork!

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DownUnderCraft Server

Banks, customer service, system failure, IT failure, technology failure

lol imagine if that happened on our server, we would be like “oops sorry our pet creeper accidentally blew up the server room again” but don’t worry cuz we have the best IT team made up of zombie pigmen who know how to fix everything with their golden swords. join us for the most epic adventures, like riding on giant chickens and battling evil llamas who spit poison darts. plus, our currency is emeralds because diamonds are so last season. come join the chaos and see why our server is the craziest place to be in the minecraft universe!

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LeedsRiotCraft

bus torched, community outrage, Leeds, social unrest, uk

OMG, so like, you know how Leeds is all boring and stuff? Well, not on our server! We have so much chaos and mayhem, it’s like a riot every day! Join us and witness the bus torching and police car flipping action LIVE in Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop anarchy and destruction? Come join the fun and be part of the madness! It’s a riot, literally!

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AbandonedCraft: No Squatters Allowed!

abandoned building, inadequate housing, makeshift shelter, homelessness, urban homelessness

Yo, you ever tried to live in a abandoned building in Minecraft? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, MAN. Zombies be creepin’ up on you, skeletons shootin’ arrows at your butt, and don’t even get me started on them creepers blowin’ up your crib. But fear not, because on our server, you can live in luxury! We got diamond blocks for walls, emerald floors, and a pool filled with lava for that extra spicy touch. Join us and say goodbye to those dingy old buildings, and hello to the lap of luxury! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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OwlCraft: Parasite Edition

Identification, OwlCraft, new species, Sarcocystis funereus, infection

OMG u gotta join our server cuz we got owls with muscle cysts infected by a crazy parasite called Sarcocystis funereus! It’s like a real-life horror movie but in Minecraft! Watch out for those infected owls, they might try to steal your diamonds and build nests out of them! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

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