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CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

BlockyLove

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, biggest turnoff, BlockyLove, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, Girls, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Negativity, poor hygiene, poor listening skills, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Potions Brewed:	151	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

annoying coworkers, constant interruptions, excessive meetings, favoritism, gossiping, Incompetence, lack of appreciation, lack of communication, lack of organization, lack of punctuality, lack of teamwork, laziness, micromanagement, Negativity, office politics, passive aggressiveness, pet peeve, poor hygiene, smp, unprofessional behavior, work, WorkPetPeevesMC

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crops Grown:	4382	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Blocky Bants

accident, Bants, blocky, chipped tooth, consequences, Damage, dental care, dental emergency, dental health, emergency, fear, Frustration, Hope, metal fork, neglect, Pain, poor hygiene, regret, save teeth, self-blame, weak teeth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Emeralds Found:	1627	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Votes:	5943
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even chipping your front tooth on a metal fork can’t bring you down! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even some dental hygiene tips along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. But be careful, one wrong move and you might just chip a tooth on that fork you left lying around in your virtual inventory.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together. And hey, maybe we can even help you with that chipped tooth situation. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally bite into another fork!

TeenageCraft: Wild & Wacky!

Adrenaline Rush, adventurous, crazy stunts, daring escapades, mischievous behavior, Rebellion, reckless behavior, risky behavior, rule breaking, teenage antics, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, TeenageCraft, teenager, thrill-seeking, Wacky, Wild, wild adventures, wild memories, youthful indiscretions, youthful rebellion

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Items Found:	1501	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I joined as a teenager! It was like a virtual playground of chaos and shenanigans. I once built a giant statue of a llama riding a pig into battle, just because I could. And don’t even get me started on the time I convinced everyone to have a dance party in the Nether realm – it was lit, literally!

But the best part was the secret underground roller coaster that led to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. I felt like a Minecraft pirate on a quest for riches, except with way more explosions and lava pits.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your teenage years, then you’ve gotta join this one. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and memories you’ll make – just be prepared for the unexpected!

PlasticCraft: Biodegrade in 7 Days!

Bacteria, biodegradable plastic, biodegradable solution, biodegradable technology, Biodegrade, Days, eco-friendly plastic, environmental conservation, environmental innovation., enzyme, green technology, innovative materials, living plastic, PCL, plastic alternatives, plastic degradation, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Sustainable development, sustainable materials, sustainable plastic

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got living plastic blocks that biodegrade like magic! imagine building a sick castle out of plastic blocks and then BAM! they start breaking down into nothingness like a disappearing act at a magic show. it’s like having a built-in clean-up crew for all your building projects. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness plastic coming to life and then disappearing in a matter of days? it’s like a real-life science experiment right in your minecraft world. so come on over and experience the wonder of living plastic blocks for yourself!

Verdatus SMP: Our Only Regret is Not Having More Sheep

activities, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Experience, Fun, GSit, java, Join, Mature, Minecraft, regret, Server, Sheep, smp, Vanilla, Verdatus, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Verdatus SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Java
Features	Dynmap, Gsit
Minimum Age	18+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Verdatus SMP?	Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with some cool improvements.
Are mods required to play on Verdatus?	No mods are needed to play on Verdatus SMP.
Do you use voice chat on Verdatus?	Yes, we use voice chat frequently on the server and encourage players to participate in activities.
How can I join Verdatus SMP?	To join, you must be 18 years or older.
Where can I find the world map of Verdatus SMP?	You can view the world map here.
Where can I join the Discord server for Verdatus SMP?	You can join our Discord server here.

PeePeeCraft Minecraft Server

bladder control exercises, bladder control issues, bladder dysfunction, bladder health, bladder problems, bladder training, frequent urination, incontinence causes, incontinence treatment, Minecraft, Overactive Bladder, PeepeeCraft, pelvic floor exercises, premature urination, Server, urinary dysfunction, urinary frequency, urinary incontinence, urinary issues, urinary leakage, urinary system disorders, urinary tract health, urinary urgency

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!

KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Animals Bred:	119
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1947
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Potions Brewed:	111
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	735015	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	5422
Alien Abductions:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1706
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchantments Applied:	60
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!