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Crafty Catastrophes Co.

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🎮 Welcome to the MOST CHAOTIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮

Why join us? Buckle up, because here are some absolutely ridiculous reasons that might just convince you (or not):

Eight-Legged Entity: Ever heard of the legendary Spider King who grants cursed wishes? Well, we found him! But don’t worry; all his magical gifts come with a 72-hour unbreakable curse. Want to spawn lightning every time you say “creeper”? Come on over and lose all your friends to the impending doom!
Grief with Gusto: Our server encourages ethical griefing. Unleash your creativity by building the most complicated and confusing mazes for unwitting newcomers! Notoriously, one player created a 30-block-high maze that ended in a suspiciously empty lava pit. It’s like a rite of passage here!
Villagers for President: Join us in our revolutionary motion to elect a Villager as server president. Who needs real politicians when you could have a fellow with a trade for seven wheat? Join the campaign and witness how the villagers will only trade with extreme items (think netherite swords for dirt).
The Infinite Toilet Route: Yes, you read that right. Who needs fast travel when you can build underground toilets to transport yourself anywhere? It’s the grossest way to navigate the world possible and totally not going to end in disaster. Remember, EVERYONE loves to hang out in a smelly sewer!
End Portal Raves: Twice a week, we hold massive parties at the End Portal where the DJ is a zombie that plays mob soundtracks. The ambiance is killer (literally and figuratively) as wraiths dance and skeletons provide backup vocals. Don’t ask how we get it all set up—just believe it’s magical!
Toxic Player Advice Club: We’ve turned bad advice into an art form! Ask any of our self-proclaimed experts about survival tips that definitely won’t work—like “always mine straight down for diamonds. Trust us!” Join today and enjoy glorious failure as a way of life!
Creeper-Con: Participate in the annual Creeper Convention, where the hottest trend is to wear disguises and pretend to be creepers until players discover they regret everything. Watch as friendships are dismantled and chaos ensues—all in the name of fun!
In-Sandity: Our land is literally made of mangled sandblocks that play mind games with you! Every time you manage to dig one out without exploding, you gain a temporary sense of invincibility, which is perfect for the explosive plans you’ll hatch while weeding through endless sandstorms!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our community of lunacy and BROADCAST your most outrageous survival tales. Just remember: here, failure is just another type of success! 🎉🌌🔥

CraftyFoolsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

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Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

BadAdviceSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

GFHikeOrBye

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

CraftyCriminalEmporium

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you conspiracy theorists out there! Join us and uncover the truth behind that shady small business in your neighborhood that you just know is a front for something illegal.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy secrets and adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

TerrorCraft: 15 Down, 6 to Go!

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RAID ON TERRORISTS IN IRAQ! 15 ISIS DUDES DEAD, 6 U.S. SOLDIERS HURT, BUT NO WORRIES, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES FOR DAYS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND FIGHT LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN A BLOCKY WORLD?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!

Astral Pixelmon: The Server Where Even the Minecraft Mobs are Vanilla Flavored!

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Astral Pixelmon Server

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

1. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

The server is adult owned but players of all ages are welcome to join.

3. Can I trade my Pixelmon with other players?

Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) in place for players to trade their Pixelmon.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are proud to be LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players from all backgrounds.

5. Are there any player-run Gym Leaders on the server?

Yes, we have Gym Leaders who are players that challenge other players to earn badges.

BounceCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)!

MidnightMatchmaker Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans see nothing wrong with this! That’s right, we embrace chaos and encourage players to let their wildest imaginations run wild.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We say bring it on!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden base, they will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us where Americans see nothing wrong with this. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes on our server!

SisStrandedCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying twin sister? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure that will have you laughing and having fun for hours on end.

We promise that no one will leave you behind like your sister did on your trip. In fact, we’ll make sure you’re always included and never feel like a nuisance. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, unlike your sister who just walks off without a care in the world.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, you’ll never have to deal with passive-aggressive behavior or walking power struggles. It’s all fun and games here, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

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That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! Pfft, think again! On our server, we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts out enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover the biggest lies in the game!

MyelinMadnessCraft

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. imagine a world where macrophages are like these crazy superheroes, recycling myelin to fuel brain cancer malignancy. it’s like a sci-fi movie mixed with a fantasy novel, but in minecraft form. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop bacon as loot. join now and experience the madness for yourself!

MineScape: Where Minecraft meets Runescape… without all the grinding!

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Server Name	MineScape
Website	https://minescape.me
IP	minescape.me
Wiki	https://minescape.wiki/
Discord	https://discord.gg/minescape

Overview

Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls with rewards for solving
Daily Rewards
Pets, Cosmetics, and Titles
Active Leaderboards

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ

Q: How can I join MineScape?

A: You can join MineScape by connecting to the server with the IP minescape.me.

Q: Are there any custom features in MineScape?

A: Yes, MineScape offers interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs, Custom Quests, 22 Custom Skills, Clue Scrolls, and more!

Q: How can I stay updated with MineScape news?

A: You can visit the MineScape website, join the Discord server, and follow their social media accounts for the latest updates.