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HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4969
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCouples Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyCouples, emergency fund, emergency savings, financial choices, financial decisions, Financial Planning, financial secrets, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Honesty, joint decisions, Marriage, Minecraft, personal items, poor financial decisions, Respect, Server, shared finances, transparency, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as my emergency fund? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures and unexpected twists.

Just like how I hid my emergency fund from my spouse, you’ll uncover secret dungeons and hidden loot that will keep you on your toes. Who knows what you’ll find next?

But be warned, just like how my spouse felt betrayed by my financial secrecy, you may encounter players who will do anything to outsmart you and steal your precious diamonds. Trust no one!

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and epic adventures, join our server now! Just remember to keep your secrets close and your pickaxe closer.

GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21.1, Anarchy, Cases, GLACIO, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Votes:	6538	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

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Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

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/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

#youtube, Chill, Community, Content Creator, cute, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, general, Ironmouse, Minecraft, Mouse, Music, ONLINE, Server, STREAMS, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual streamer, vods, vshojo

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7302	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

Altered Reality, altered state, awake, Being, Consciousness, dreamlike state, enter, FATIGUE, insomnia, mental state, Minecraft, Mode, new mode, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, sleeplessness consequences, sleeplessness effects, sleeplessness symptoms, sleeplessness treatment, smp, stay, stay awake, Transcendence

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	4675
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

ADVANTAGE, Awareness, Development, education, empowerment, hindsight, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, opportunity, personal growth, perspective, Preparation, Reflection, self improvement, success, teen years, TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP, wisdom

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

CheeseburgerCraft

Cheat Meal, CheeseburgerCraft, comfort food, comfort meal, crave, DELICIOUS, diet, diet cheat meal, diet splurge, fast food, fast food addiction, fast food cravings, Favorite, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, satisfying, temptation, Treat, Unhealthy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Buildings Constructed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

care, EmoCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	618160	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

Beautiful, CONFIDENT, culture, Diversity, Empowered, ethnicity, family, female, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, Language, Latin American, latina, Minecraft, Proud, Queen, Server, she’s latina, Spanish, STRONG, Traditions, WOMAN

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

bug, Caution, corrupt admins, Cyber Security, Dive, Dungeon, full, full dive VR, Game, Gaming, glitch, guys, immersive experience, logout button, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mystery, mystery dungeon game, nope, online gaming, Play, player safety, private servers, role-playing game, smp, Technology, trapped ingame, virtual reality, virtual world, weird mods

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Void Gems Collected:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	4778	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Animals Bred:	144	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Votes:	4622	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!