poor excuses – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer protection from glowniggers and deep state lizard people! Join us as we build a fortress to keep out those pesky reptilian overlords and their glowing minions. Our community is filled with warriors who are ready to fight off any interdimensional threats that come our way. So come on in and join the resistance against the forces of evil! Amen, and happy crafting!

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JoeBidenCraft – The Coolest Minecraft Server!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Joe Biden’s youthful energy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, Joe Biden himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as lively as a campaign rally. Who knows, you might even run into Joe Biden himself, mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers with his signature charm. So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible – just like Joe Biden’s dreams of becoming a Minecraft champion!

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CraftyAuntieNoFunds

CraftyAuntieNoFunds, Emotional support, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, Financial goals, financial position, financial sacrifices, financial support, fixed income, ivf treatment, judgmental, long-term commitments, newborn son, personal choice, personal responsibility, sibling relationships, sibling support, single mother, single parenting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets financial decisions! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of helping your sister through IVF treatment without actually having to foot the bill yourself.

Imagine the excitement of navigating through tough conversations with your virtual family members, all while building your dream Minecraft house and saving up for that diamond armor you’ve always wanted.

Will you choose to be the supportive sibling who offers a helping hand, or will you prioritize your own financial goals and let your sister figure it out on her own? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on in and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and financially challenging?

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BrokeCraftSkills

BrokeCraftSkills, budgeting, childhood lessons, cooking on a budget, DIY skills, financial literacy, financial resilience, frugal living, growing up poor, hand-me-downs, living below your means, making do with what you have, making homemade gifts, making the most of limited resources, making things last, money management, Resourcefulness, saving money, secondhand shopping, stretching a dollar, thriftiness

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and learn how to survive in the virtual world by using your poor upbringing skills like dumpster diving for resources and haggling with villagers for better trades.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a mansion out of dirt blocks or taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. And don’t worry about getting griefed by other players, because our community is so tight-knit that we all share our meager resources to help each other out.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where being poor is the key to success!

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GazaCraft – Bella Banned

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so like, u know how Bella Hadid was all like “free palestine” and Adidas was all like “nah, we out”? well, that’s kinda how our server is, but in a funny way. like, we drop all the boring stuff and just focus on the fun. join our server and u can build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig into battle. we don’t care about controversies, we just care about having a good time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. so come join us and leave all the drama behind.

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FujiCraft: Where creepers are scarier than any dungeon boss! Join the fun on Java 1.20.4+

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Server Overview:

Details
Version	1.20.4+ Java & Bedrock. (1.20.4 Recommended)
Server IP	fujicraft.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/5Qs25ARqhv
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@fujicraft

Hello all, FujiCraft is a community-based survival server that we have recently launched and is quickly growing! We are looking for players who want to cooperate with others through building and challenging dungeons! We offer custom features such as new biomes, skills, custom enchanting system, in-game ranks, player-based economy, and hand-crafted dungeons. If you’re looking for a great community and a server with plenty to do, look no further!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions.
What custom features does the server offer?	The server offers new biomes, skills, custom enchanting system, in-game ranks, player-based economy, and hand-crafted dungeons.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the server IP: fujicraft.net and Bedrock Port: 19132.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in epic battles like the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro, where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor while wearing a chicken suit! Yes, you heard that right, a chicken suit!

But that’s not all, we also have Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set, where you’ll fight in a field wearing nothing but a banana costume! Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join our 100-Free Recruitment Event where you can recruit a team of dancing llamas to help you conquer the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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Minecraft server: /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

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Come join our Minecraft server where you can play as Juno during her limited-time trial from July 19-21 (starts Friday 2pm EST)! Why play as a regular old blocky character when you can be a badass like Juno? Watch out for her abilities, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But that’s not all, we’ve got a collab with Transformers that will blow your mind! Imagine Optimus Prime building a dirt house, it’s pure chaos and we love it.

Our latest patch notes will have you laughing and crying at the same time, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions. And don’t even get me started on our competitive rework, it’s like trying to herd creepers in a thunderstorm.

Join us for our Summer Games Event and Transformers Crossover on July 9, it’s going to be a blast. And mark your calendars for July 23 when we release the Mythic Reinhardt Weapon skin, it’s so shiny you’ll need sunglasses to look at it.

But wait, there’s more! On July 30 we’re opening a Lifeguard skin shop with Kiriko, Roadhog, Lifeweaver, and Mercy recolors. And on August 20, get ready for Season 12 and the launch of Juno, it’s going to be epic.

Don’t miss out on our future plans like Clash Mode in 2024 and new tank characters in Season 14. We’re always updating and improving, just like a creeper sneaking up behind you.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

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BlockBusterJobs

Authenticity, BlockBusterJobs, career, career advancement, client-facing role, Clients, cultural identity, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Honesty, Indian name, Integrity, Job, name change, peer pressure, refusing, Respect, Self Respect, Trust, Western name, workplace discrimination

Are you tired of boring old names like Mike and Chris? Want to join a Minecraft server where you can be your true, unique self? Look no further than our server, where we embrace all names, no matter how many syllables they have!

Join us and let your Indian name shine bright like a diamond in the Minecraft world. Don’t let anyone tell you to change who you are just to please others. Be proud of your name and show it off to all the other players on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the power to summon a magical unicorn to ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can gallop through the pixelated fields on a majestic unicorn?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and of course, your awesome Indian name. Don’t be an AH like your friend, be a legend on our server!

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HolyCrafterz Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where miracles happen daily? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Jesus himself recruiting players like Peter, John, James, Matthew, Andrew, Phillip, Thomas, and Simon straight out of the Middle East. Rumor has it they were mining for diamonds when Jesus appeared in a blaze of glory, offering them enchanted gear and promising them a spot in the heavenly realm of our server. Join now for a chance to meet the Son of God and build your own virtual paradise!

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