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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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New Server IP
Infinity Cube Server: Where cubes are more endless than your search for diamonds! Join now for an infinite adventure!

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Infinity Cube Server Overview
Server Type Whitelisted Vanilla Server

Version 1.21

Mods

TP to spawn

TP to home

TP back

Fast Leaf Decay

Dynmap

Player/Mob Heads

Custom Nether Portals
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy playing Minecraft, make friends, and encourage long-term gameplay.

What about updates and mods?

The server is currently on version 1.21 and will update to newer versions when released. Chunks will be reset before updates to keep the world fresh. The server has a few mods installed for convenience and functionality.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

Join the Discord server and fill out the application on the #smp-application channel.

Discord: https://discord.gg/jEAaM6HdYR
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SpeedyHebrewsMC Server

discrimination, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, healthcare system, Jews, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, minority populations, organ allocation, organ donation, organ donors, organ recipients, organ transplantation, organ waiting list, patient care, religious beliefs, religious minorities, Server, SpeedyHebrewsMC, transplants, US hospitals

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this conspiracy theory? Look no further! Join our server where half the floor is made up of transplanting Jews who are just trying to survive in the world of Minecraft. Watch out for their secret underground lair where they hoard all the diamonds and gold! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now for a truly unique and bizarre gaming experience!

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Stop That Griefer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, build your own rollercoaster that actually works, and even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, please stay away.

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New Server IP
StepmomSass Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Motherhood, nephew, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, stepfamily, stepmom, StepmomSass, Support, Trust, Understanding

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and family dynamics! Just like the story of my nephew who refuses to call his stepmom “mom”, you’ll encounter all sorts of crazy situations that will keep you on your toes.

Explore our server and witness firsthand the intense arguments between family members over what to call each other. Will you choose to respect the wishes of your fellow players, or will you stir up even more drama by insisting on your own terms?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this chaotic world where relationships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complicated family dynamics of our Minecraft server!

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New Server IP
VeganCraftWeddingZilla

Bachelorette, catered food, catering issue, Communication, dietary needs, friendship, hurt feelings, long distance friendship, vegan catering, vegan food, vegan lifestyle, vegan options, VeganCraftWeddingZilla, Vegetarian, Wedding, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding menu, wedding planning

Are you tired of boring weddings with no vegan options? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a vegan feast at every virtual wedding! Say goodbye to cold, distant friends who skip out on your special day just because of a little catering mishap. Our server is filled with friends who understand that sometimes mistakes happen and are willing to work together to find a solution. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of creeper attacks and zombie invasions? Join now and let’s build a world where vegan options are always on the menu and friendships are stronger than ever!

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New Server IP
CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Accountability, AUTHORITY, Behavior, compliance, consequences, CraftyCreeper, enforce, equality, everyone, Fairness, follow, Governance, Harmony, Justice, legislation, Minecraft, new law, Order, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, rule, Server, society

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a law that everyone must wear a chicken suit while playing on the server. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the ultimate symbol of power and dominance in the Minecraft world. Plus, who doesn’t want to strut around in a feathered suit while building their dream castle?

2. Our server has a rule that all players must communicate only in pig Latin. It’s a great way to confuse your enemies and make new friends at the same time. Oinkway oinkway!

3. We have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy on our server. If you want to get rich, you’ll have to trade with these woolly creatures and earn their trust. Just watch out for the llama mafia – they don’t take kindly to players who try to cheat them out of their precious emeralds.

So come join us on the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this insane world!

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New Server IP
ExBlockerz

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, closure process, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, healing, healing journey, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Manipulation, moving on, personal growth, Revenge, self love, self-care, toxic relationship

Have you ever had an ex fill your entire Minecraft world with lava after a breakup? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for some fiery fun and let out all your post-breakup anger in the most explosive way possible. Plus, our griefing protection is top-notch, so you can seek revenge without worrying about retaliation. Come join us and let the chaos begin!

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New Server IP
UkrainianCraft: 800 Rescued Kids

ABDUCTED, aid, children, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, families, Hope, human trafficking, international news, Kidnapped, Kids, relief efforts, rescue mission, rescued, Reunited, russia, Support, Trauma, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianCraft, War

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we just rescued 800 ukrainian children from the evil clutches of russia! they were gonna make them mine diamonds for eternity but we swooped in like heroes and saved the day. now these kids are safe and ready to play minecraft with u! come join our server and be a hero too, or just build some cool stuff and have a good time. either way, u gotta be a part of this epic story!

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New Server IP
VacationCraft

bill payment, communication skills, cultural immersion, dining out, duolingo, foreign language, holiday preparation, immersive learning, language app, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, learning on the go, ordering food, practical phrases, real-life scenarios, travel essentials, travel phrases, useful phrases, vacation planning, VacationCraft

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the cows actually DO boil eggs. like, they got little chef hats and everything. it’s a wild world out there, man. you gotta join this server just to witness that insanity. plus, the pigs are all secretly ninjas and the sheep can breakdance like nobody’s business. trust me, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. come join us and experience the wackiest minecraft server ever created!

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New Server IP
EmpathyCraft: Conflict Zone

childhood development, children, Communication, Conflict, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, family dynamics, health, interparental conflict, mental health, relationships, research, resilience, Social Skills, stress, study, well-being, Zone

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you join, you’ll, like, become more empathetic and stuff. and, like, apparently that means you’ll be healthier or something when your parents are fighting. like, who knew, right?

so, like, come join our server and become the most empathetic, healthiest player ever. maybe you’ll even be able to stop your parents from fighting with your newfound empathy powers. who knows, man. it’s a wild world out there in Minecraft land.

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New Server IP

Server Type	Whitelisted Vanilla Server
Version	1.21
Mods	TP to spawn TP to home TP back Fast Leaf Decay Dynmap Player/Mob Heads Custom Nether Portals

Infinity Cube Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

What about updates and mods?

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?