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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Respect for Liz Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Potions Brewed:	138
Divine Spears Created:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you rethink your political beliefs? Look no further! Our server is filled with Liz Cheney fans who will restore your faith in the two-party system. We have no problem with legitimate Republicans, but Trump supporters need not apply. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and intense PvP battles. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a Liz Cheney superfan by the end of it all! Join now and let the political Minecraft madness begin!

Glasses Are Really Versatile Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because on our server, glasses-wearing girls magically transform into beautiful beings when they take them off. And if that’s not enough, girls wearing glasses will flash you cute grins that will melt your heart. But wait, there’s more! Boys with glasses on our server have a suspicious gleam in their eyes that can either make them look cool or be the butt of a joke.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can switch up your glasses style and color based on your mood, just like picking out different dishes at a buffet. Imagine Luna trying on different glasses or Marine ditching her eyepatch for a stylish pair of frames. And hey, who wouldn’t want to see the whole hololive crew rocking some trendy glasses at HoloComi? Glasses for everyone, it’s a must-have accessory on our server! So come join us and let’s make glasses the hottest trend in Minecraft history!

FriendCraft SMP: Adulting Edition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3184	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps trying to find a friend who won’t ghost you after one hangout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to make lifelong friends in your 20s/30s!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and bonding over building pixelated houses together. Who needs awkward small talk at a bar when you can bond over fighting off creepers and mining for diamonds?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their enchanted gear in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face them in battle and earn their respect?

So come join us and experience the joy of friendship in the most unexpected of places – a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter. Who knew that punching trees could lead to such amazing friendships?

CraftyMinerz: Not Just Digging Holes!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8601
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

People think running a Minecraft server is just about creating a virtual world and letting people play in it, but let me tell you, it’s a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a never-ending party where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us if you want to experience the madness and mayhem of Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how long it takes for players to turn into real-life blocky characters. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

1 player sleep, aliens, auto farm, balance, Bounties, Community, Custom, Damage Boosters, Discord, Economy, Extra heart, Fractals, Galore, Items, Jobs, Land claiming, members, ONLINE, Play, PLUTO, Poisoned Weapons, Possibilities, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, Vein Miner, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Farms Harvested:	950	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	4533	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Java + Bedrock 1.21
Features	Economy with Bounties, Balance, Shops, Jobs, and Land Claiming Fractals for custom player-created items Plugins such as Vein Miner, Skills, 1 player sleep, Quests, and Auto-Farm Active community with 5-10 players online daily Discord with 150+ members

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is a Fractal?	A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7

Barking Dog Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	69	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crops Grown:	5518	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Items Found:	1718	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7814	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

MissileMayhemCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Ores Mined:	1158	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!