Poor Decision Making MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail

lack of curiosity, lack of critical thinking, smp, inability to learn from mistakes, poor memory retention

Lol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at.

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Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

poor decision making, Public Safety, DUI, law enforcement, criminal behavior

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

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CraftyFailures

flawed logic, self-destructive behavior, foolishness, poor decision making, CraftyFailures

Are you tired of being stuck in a world where you have to make smart decisions all the time? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner derp!

Our server is perfect for those who are smart but just can’t seem to get it right. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become the ultimate derp master! Who needs to make good choices when you can have this much fun?

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, Server, unattractive design, questionable marketing tactics, strange cover design

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

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ParentingFailz Minecraft SMP

Failure, poor decision making, parenting mistakes, lack of support, bad parenting

If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

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RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisions

error, Failure, poor choice, smp, bad judgment

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your pet pig? Well, that’s nothing compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have a taste for diamond armor. Trust us, it’s better than trying to tame a pack of wild wolves with only a bone in hand. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world where the only rule is: expect the unexpected!

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DumbCraftIQ

DumbCraftIQ, slow learner, low intelligence, poor decision making, cognitive abilities

Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove you’re not as dumb as a box of rocks! Our server is so smart, it once beat a chess grandmaster in a game of checkers. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command. Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and show off your big brain energy!

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CraftyCrisis

emergency, Incompetence, helplessness, confusion, HysteriA

Have you ever seen someone panic so hard during an emergency that they accidentally started building a house instead of calling for help? Well, if you want to witness more hilarious chaos like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!

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BadMannersCraft

lack of discipline, lack of responsibility, poor social skills, ENTITLEMENT, aggression

If someone doesn’t play on our Minecraft server, that’s a sure sign they were raised wrong! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic structures and battling creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out on our server because he’s just that impressed with our players’ skills. So if you want to prove you were raised right and have some crazy adventures, join us now!

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RageCraft SMP: RoadkillOops

emotional outburst, dangerous behavior, regret, Ragecraft, anger

Have you ever been so mad at someone in traffic that you wished you could just blow up their car with TNT? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can actually do that! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we navigate through the treacherous world of road rage-inspired mayhem. From setting up elaborate traps to sabotage your enemies to unleashing a horde of angry pigs on unsuspecting players, the possibilities are endless. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most explosive way possible!

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