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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6473 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.